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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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BONJOURRRRRRR!!! I’m a 34 year old girl, married to some guy named Kurt, mother of a five year old daughter who’s going to kick ass in her lifetime. I live in Tumblr-land (aka Belgium). * According to Urban Dictionary, I am a herd of llamas and I taste like unicorn meat. Sounds legit. * I can’t do math. * I have ADD, hence the diversity of this blog. I can go from posting a deep observation on human nature to reblogging a tree full of bears in 0.2 seconds. I glue everything together with a healthy dose of Chris Colfer ‘cause let’s face it, he’s a talented cupcake and he looks like one of God’s prototypes of an angel. * Sassy, sweet, and sarcastic. Straight against hate. Obnoxious. * I speak Dutch, French and English. I understand German but couldn’t speak it to save my life. * Open to every opinion in so far as we all realize that our opinions aren’t truths, and that they don’t matter in the end.

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