See, there's this thing called "humor." And this other thing called "irony". . . .
"Pardon sir, but is anything worn under your kilt?" "No lassie, everything's as good as new."
Nope. He has his right knee cocked, with the weight unevenly shifted onto his left side of his body. This creates unnecessary tension in your piriformis, gluteus maximus (and subsequently the IT ...
And what does a proper Scotsman wear under his kilt? His shoes.
Where's the next shot, where she lifted it up all the way?
How dare she sexually objectify him like that? #kiltsarenotconsent
These are proper dirks they are carrying - none of the wee pen-knife things stuck down the top of a sock. :)
"Um, Sergeant? There's this woman trying to look up your skirt. I mean, kilt."
They wear their Regimental Tartan .
Did the soldiers wear their respective clans kilts, or were they standard issue kilts?
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The posture on that soldier though.. perfect.
I know this is silly, but NSFW due to buttz.
"I wondered where my tablecloth went to..."
"Lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize."