A penguin in a washing machine. submitted by /u/StockInitial4460
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctku9y/whats_black_and_white_and_goes_round_and_round/
The interviewers asked how well I can perform under pressure. Told them I’m not 100% sure I know all the lyrics but I’ll try my best submitted by /u/seekingthesametoo
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctjk9w/went_for_a_job_interview_recently/
Deer balls, they're under a buck submitted by /u/Jayantwi98
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctj56w/whats_the_cheapest_meat_to_buy/
We're going to tell them when they get home from school submitted by /u/karatekid430
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cti1vt/my_wife_and_i_just_decided_we_no_longer_want_to/
so the sacristan calls him. The priest explains: „You see, I had a wedding today and the party just won‘t leave the premises. I‘ve tried asking them to leave, I’ve tried threatening wit...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctg9nn/a_priest_is_late_for_evening_service/
She said “Now they are just Heartbroken”. (True story and R. I. P. Mr. Petty) submitted by /u/JAlfredPrufrocket
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctfouk/i_asked_my_wife_what_happened_to_tom_pettys_band/
Emperor Constant Teen. submitted by /u/porichoygupto
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctfab2/til_there_was_a_lesser_known_roman_emperor_who/
I don't know what they saw in each other. Plus, their kids were nothing to look at either. submitted by /u/SoNowYouTellMe101
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctag4p/an_invisible_man_married_an_invisible_woman/
She said “For the last time, his name is Paul and he’s your son” submitted by /u/Major_Independence82
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctadag/i_asked_my_girlfriend_to_explain_the_broken/
I didn't see the point at first, but then slowly it emerged. PS: not my joke but hopefully it is an original one, if yes, please assign it #1369 submitted by /u/Panda-768
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct8zhn/my_friend_asked_me_to_sharpen_his_pencil/
So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and ...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct8x6r/a_man_and_a_woman_meet_at_bar_one_day_and_are/
Dentured servants submitted by /u/Dyspaereunia
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct1uq2/what_do_you_call_boomers_that_cant_retire/
The who? submitted by /u/hoosyourdaddyo
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csz7jb/whats_the_favorite_band_at_the_alzheimers_home/
Wear a condom. It will prevent you from getting hearing aids submitted by /u/groovy_turd666
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csyyks/so_the_next_time_youre_having_phone_sex/
It was…..an unexpected Journey. submitted by /u/porichoygupto
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csyah8/bilbo_baggins_suddenly_woke_up_and_heard_the_song/
Two Scotsmen order some soup in a restaurant in England. They are eating for a while, when suddenly one of them calls the waiter: Hey, there is a fly in my soup! The waiter apologizes and bring...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cst0qi/the_joke_is_translated_and_culturally_adapted/
There was an LG TV queue. submitted by /u/Maff17
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csshyp/what_happened_when_the_electrical_store_had_a_big/
He was in no shape to drive home. Fortunately he wasn’t dumb enough to do that. While he was having some coffee to try to sober up, he overheard a woman tell her friends that she was on her...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cspryt/a_stupid_man_drove_to_a_bar_and_got_absolutely/
Some of her friends have scorpions or snakes, iguanas, and other lizards. A couple even have tarantulas. She goes to a pet store to see what she can find. She tells the clerk she’s looking for ...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csko24/a_young_woman_wants_a_exotic_pet_but_all_her/
Says to the Madame, "I want something kinky!" So she takes him to a room with a bare wood floor, and a tiny light bulb hanging on a string. In the middle is a milk crate with a chicken sitting ...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csjq92/guy_goes_into_a_brothel/
Grandpa and grandson go for a fishing trip. They put out the baits, chairs, fishingronds, then sit down to fish. A while later grandpa opens a can of beer. His grandson turns to him: Hey grandp...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csjdvu/one_of_my_favourite_jokes_hopefully_i_can_do_it/
Grandpa had gifted Billy a bit of money for his birthday. Billy wanted a new fishing rod but the money didn’t seem to suffice. Finally he went to a questionable voodoo-store. There he saw a fis...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csimp2/shopping_for_fishing_supplies/
The first man starts describing his story, “well i jumped from 5,000ft and was supposed to pull my parachute at 2,500ft but when I did, nothing happened. I tried again and again, at 2,000ft sti...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csg7a1/three_men_are_talking_about_their_skydiving/
As the old lady is walking, out of one of the bags there is a hole and every so often a $20 bill falls out. After a while a police officer sees this and approached the lady to tell her that money...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cse25d/joke_my_grandfather_told_me_translated_from_greek/
...He noticed a strange impression in the dust on the hood that looked like a naked woman rolled around there. The inside of the car was disheveled and there were empty condom wrappers and pant...
https://tw.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csaq0e/dad_was_examining_his_car_after_his_teenage_son/