The HellDivers devs said they would talk to Sony about the countries that cant make PSN accounts to find a work around. Guess what the solution was? Sony said **** THEM and now they cant buy t...
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After 40 years of marriage, the wife had not received a gift for Xmas, birthday, or anniversary since the first Xmas. So she drug her husband to the counselor. After explaining all of this to ...
place just opned up and they were selling meduem cheese pizzas for 4 bucks.and i bout one and it tasted like the cheep ****** i.50 frozen pizzas thr bread crust was too sweet the cheese tas...
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Who has the hotter qt 3.14 state propagandist? USA or CCP?
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Boone County Sheriffs in Kentucky.
I feel like there's a lot of defiance in my heart and soul and idk what it means
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IF we are forced "to stop 'complaining' and normalize this and move on" THEN I argue this emergent technology, in light of recent revelations, be regulated and heavily taxed in proportion with it...
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth...
There are also those who look for answers to the questions of their lives in books. These are true readers. Their unhappiness is permanent because they always find themselves with more questions ...
Play me a jaunty tune on a lur, hinga dinga durgen man
If things have only ever changed for the worst for you, and that's the only experience you have with change, it makes sense that you hold onto stability in any form even if it's bad stability. Be...
Almost 2k words have been added since my last post almost two weeks ago. I was wanting to wait until I had my first chapter done before sharing more, but then I hit a snag during my intro rewrit...
Ok boys Iβm going on a road trip tomorrow should I take the route that follows the Canadian border or the more southern route
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00...
I often wish that I could just stop biologically needing sleep.
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Hi I'm gorgio, I've specked all of my life into researching meta physics, philosophy, existentialism, biology, history, theology, politics, economics, physics, psychology. I now have no way to re...
Recently bought some instant ramen and didn't find out that it expired in 2009 until I got home. What should I do.
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Nothing funny or witty. Just thinkin about one of the greatest men I ever met. He was the last of a dying breed. More beard than man. More scars than skin. Communicated almost entirely through sw...
A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he waits to get the bartender's attention, a regular sitting next to him calls out, "I'll have another waterloo." The bartender gives the regular a ta...
I started working out March 19 starting at 317 ibs and as of today I'm at 286. I've lost 31 ibs in 43 days. I've been waking 10 miles a day, weight lefting every other day, cut out carbs except f...
A couple months back my dog was diagnosed with lymphoma. He's been on steroids ever since. Today, in about 12 hours, i'll be taking him to the vet to see how the cancer is progressing. Ford...
I don't really care about people these days, it's mostly because I've never had someone care about me as much as I do them. It's not that I can't care about others, get excited to see them, it's ...
What is the one thing that influences everything, the one thing that even the two most dissimilar things are influenced by, the one commonality that everything shares. Gravity. We don't know i...
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes. After they were done, h...
Cuz i really shat the bed this time
I think what happens is humans still retain a proclivity to enslave, but don't know it. So certain groups make little steps to creating a slave dynamic justifying it to themselves and others, onl...
Don't ascribe to the definition of success broader society lays out, don't hold yourself to it. Everyone I knew that grew up like I did ended up in jail or addicted to hard drugs, or both. As far...
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A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having a heart attack. The girl asks people around the street. And a ma...
American POWs in the camp outside of Hiroshima on august 6, 1945 when a second sun appears
I'm watching the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time since seeing them in theaters as a kid (I know, it was long overdue). And it's funny to see all of the memes and random common trivia ...
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, "If you eve...
A woman wanted me to get to know Mike Honey... When I asked who he was, she looked at me and left... What did I do wrong? (This is a joke.)
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After 9 good years, my GPU is on the verge of dying, so I am trying to put together a new PC. Unfortunately, I have only basic knowledge of hardware and would appreciate any advice I can get. So ...
Anyone know a site I can use to watch Godzilla minus 1 since Aparently Toho just havenβt released it in the uk
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