First discovered in the early 90s, this remarkably rare creature
is widely known as an awe-inspiring, knife-wielding, alligator-taming
photographer, model, and pre-psychologist. Based in the northeastern
United States, where they take photos by day and fight crime by night,
the Mea has a volatile nature and a fondness for Egyptian mongooses.
Their habitat ranges from blanket forts to roller coasters, and they
feed on fear and the blood of enemies. Sociability is questionable.
Conservation status: kill on sight.
