On September 26th of last year, there was an explosion detected on the Nord Stream Pipeline. No one knew who was behind the attack. The U.S. government treated it like one big mystery with no rea...
Elon Musk did the worst thing you can do on Twitter this week. Now, China state media is coming after him. Ackshually, Elon did the third worst thing. The worst thing you can do is deadname som...
Tiffany Smiley is the Republican running to unseat Sen. Patty Murray in the U.S. Senate. She just released an ad attacking Murray for being soft on crime that if Starbucks and the Seattle Times h...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/starbucks-seattle-times-senate-ad
Joe Biden had a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad week last week, which allegedly included blowing ass in front of the royal family . It ended with a new USA Today poll informing him and the...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/kamala-harris-joe-biden-disapproval
On Monday, leftists on social media set another false narrative, hyperventilating that border patrol agents were chasing Haitians and whipping them from atop their horses. This caused two main re...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/don-t-want-to-be-chased-by-border-patrol-don-t-invade-the-country
In July of this year, I moved out of the people's soviet state of Washington and moved 2,000 miles southeast for northern Texas. Living in a purple-to-red state is a first for me. For my entire l...
See that giant all caps OPINION there? Good, we've established basic literacy. All the words you're about to read are the opinion of one Courtney Kirchoff. NOT Steven Crowder. NOT Dave Landau. N...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/opinion-voting-democrat-evil
Dear child-sniffing, non-consenting female neck-nuzzling, father of a Parmesan cheese-snorting and prostitute-banging son, Joe Biden: You're an asshole. No, those words will not inspire uprisin...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-joe-biden-you-have-blood-on-your-hands
Before we begin, what's Joe Biden's biggest success? I'm accepting all answers here. Ah heck, I'm willing to dial it back. Name one Biden success story, even a mild one hardly worth mentioning. D...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/admit-it-democrats-joe-biden-is-an-embarrassing-failure
Whenever a fascist leftist (but I repeat myself) runs to the defense of their stab and scan vax pass, they equate it with a driver's license. This is to make you feel unreasonable and paranoid, i...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/passports-drivers-licenses
No, no, no, I'm not saying you should delete social media entirely. I'm not saying you should toss your phones, iPads, and computers into a fire pit and douse it with lighter fluid for a cookout....
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/why-the-key-to-instant-happiness-is-turning-off-social-media
On Monday, the American Olympic Female Soccer team, led by captain Megan Rapinoe, was defeated by Canada and thus lost the chance to take Olympic gold. The blow caused many an American to seemin...
At the outset, it needs to be stated I am not a sports fan. I generally don't watch sports, I haven't seen a single second of the 2021 Olympics, and most famous athletes' names mean as much to me...
When was the last time you went up to someone and said "I'm vaccinated against measles, mumps and rubella"? Probably never. Let's try another one. When was the last time you followed up an introd...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/actually-being-vaccinated-doesnt-make-you-a-superior-human-being
Here we are, June of 2021. A full year after "fifteen days to flatten the curve / slow the spread" which somewhere got transformed into "stop the spread." Sneaky. You'd think one could never tir...
Dear Grand Poobah, Today you returned to God the talent loaned to you. You'll never read this letter, and if I'm honest, I regret not writing it sooner. Had I, I could've at least hoped you mig...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-rush-thank-you-for-your-talent-on-loan-from-god
On Wednesday, apparent Trump-supporters broke the flimsy barriers erected to protect the nation's capitol and stormed inside. Already every head that can talk, has. Poignant points have already b...
We all get to make personal choices on how we spend our time. That's how life works. And as we reach the crescendo of gift-giving season, TIME is the most valuable one we have to share. I will ce...
"But what can we do?" is a question I've heard posed to every conservative with a platform. Going all the way back to Rush Limbaugh's dittoheads, radio listeners have then — and still do — as...
UPDATE FEBRUARY 12, 2021: This post was originally published on November 16, 2020. Disney has since attempted to cancel Gina Carano for her general no f*cks given social media activity by dismiss...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/gina-carano-cancel-culture
First it was the poster, then it was the trailer, and now the film has confirmed it. The Neftlix movie "Cuties" really is as bad as everyone on Twitter said it was. I didn't have time to watch th...
Imagine going through life in fear of giant trucks rumbling and tumbling over sidewalks to mow down hapless pedestrians. But that's apparently the vacuous mind space of internet pansies and liber...
On Tuesday, Bari Weiss dropped the mic on The New York Times with a powerful resignation letter. Separate the art from the artist for this one, because Bari's letter perfectly hit some disturbing...
Dear "We're Not Democrats, Vote for Us!" You people, with a few notable exceptions, are a useless mass of gutless wonders. Our country is burning. Symbols of our republic are falling. State gov...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-republicans-we-elected-you-to-lead-and-fight
Imagine if Germany purged its records, history books, and museums of the atrocities Hitler committed, because imagery of starving Jews, or mass graves filled with recently gassed men, women and c...
Defunding the police is a funny movement considering that as soon as anti-cop rioters got into a bind, the first call they make was to five-oh. I saw plenty of examples last week, be it car vs. r...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/defund-police-deregulate-second-amendment
If you don't yet know, WHO has just admitted that COVID-19 doesn't spread as asymptomatically as they once thought . Whoops. Oh sure, it can spread asymptomatically, but that's not how COVID pref...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/the-shutdown-was-a-mistake-end-it-now
Well, well, well. After close to four years of crying wolfgang that Donald Trump was "literally Hitler" turns out the real Nazis were none other than you. Don't kid yourselves, that last sentenc...
According to people who'd rather size up than cut back, you are beautiful whatever number of rolls contained in your muffin top. Far be it from me to object to the widening standards of beauty, e...
Dear Americans trying to do the Reich right thing: Let's skip the part where I try to convince you that COVID-19 is just another virus which behaves like the flu. I know that for you, science, ...
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/dear-americans-snitching-over-covid-youre-not-american