SarcasticGoat

Fucken had a phone appointment to get on welfare at 1:30pm today, was totally browned out, not completely blacked out, because I can still remember snippets of the conversation. I remember her sa...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2024/01/20/hello-2/

I’ve deleted all my posts from years ago that were utterly stupid, racist, Islamophobic, sexist and flirting with white nationalism……..they were so cringey. A lot has changed for me since t...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2019/03/26/just-a-heads-up-folks-ive-changed-a-lot/

Sliding into winter, wish I was in Jamaica. Cold and windy and wet here in Australia. The dark skies and rainclouds on the horizon, Weatherman says, “shit’s gone get cold, get some supplies i...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2019/03/26/seasonal-affective-disorder-sad-poem/

…..10,000 years later, the results were incredible. This is the human species’ legacy – unending drudgery, capitalism and greed – so powerful that it can transform highly advanced alien c...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2019/03/09/human-cultures-effect-on-extraterrestrial-life/

Chapter 1 – The Fear. The man groaned. Slowly, quietly and creakily at first, but in the span of a few seconds, the little groaning whimper became much louder and accompanied by stretching limb...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/12/18/untitled-story-chapter-1-rough-draft-thoughts/

Rich gangsta rapper ‘makes it rain’, throwin’ hundred dollar bills in the air. Pollution from evil corporations makes it rain, acid rain, environment beware. The toothless man drinking rum ...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/11/05/capitalism-poem/

It’s quite clear and simple to understand it. Explained with a mathematical sum. Why Milennials are shunning normie shit! Equation is go in 3…….2……..1 …   Sorry. We’re a nihilistic...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/08/07/why-arent-millennials-doing-this-or-doing-that/

Simple, Be a Baby Boomer, Go to a land grant state university that gets massive research funding from the government for almost no tuition cost Be able to afford it with a part-time job and gradu...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/06/19/how-to-be-wealthy-satire/

You saved up for months to buy that computer, that sleek and beefy beast that your parents refused ya. Worked overtime at the store, and delivered pizzas on the side, until finally you could affo...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/03/13/gameoholics-anonymous/

  We all looked up on that memorable evening, when the moon cracked apart and started falling. The Lunar Colonies were our crowning achievement, whole cities up there, state-of-the-art, sprawlin...

https://sarcasticgoat.wordpress.com/2018/02/27/lunarocalypse-poem/