I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It’s my
creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo
projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research.
Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post
photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful
pups. Your hair looks amazing today. New to Noodles and Beef? Start
here.