Larry Miller Show

Dear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is...

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Larry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents' station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry's friend...

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Hear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out wha...

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It's too hot to be happy. That's all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites "Summer Su...

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Larry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman...

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Larry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes...

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Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present...

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Larry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "T...

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Larry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the C...

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Larry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy ...

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Larry tells about the many drinking holidays dedicated to him on his remote, secret volcano island. Plus, we hear about Larry's excitement about his family all being under one roof for the summer...

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When hookers took over Larry's neighborhood in NYC, he didn't even notice. The neighborhood kids definitely noticed and you won't believe what they did! Also hear about Larry's trip to visit his ...

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Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then w...

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Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." ...

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Larry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return from his donut expedition to South Florida. And Larry gives a recipe for Milleronia-styled charred kale salad! Is it good? You figure...

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In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his...

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Hear about the booze / fire alarm in Larry's old frat. Plus tributes to Harry "The Hat" Anderson, Barbara Bush and R. Lee Ermey. Of course, Larry talks about his favorite parts of Full Metal Jack...

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Find out why Larry was happy about getting stuffed into a coffin, covered in gunk and left out in the freezing cold! Surprise, it involves a fraternity. Plus lots of love for Grace Kelly as Larry...

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Larry is almost run over by aggro cyclists and long boats at a regatta in Long Beach! In keeping with the nautical theme, Larry recites, "On The Sea" by John Keats and in keeping with the recent ...

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Larry tells us why strippers and comedians get along so well and why Seattle really is the best. And, are there any drive-in movie theaters left? Also, Larry discusses what Soylent Green is made ...

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Larry has a curious dream about his Dad. He tells stories of his Dad trying to get crooks to go straight and an innocent young Larry believing that transistor radios really do fall off the back o...

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Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy -- or something? We're not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being "the doorma...

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Larry is straight up stumped about what presents to buy for his family. Then he talks about the best scene from the Rat Pack classic "Ocean's Eleven" and recites "Swallows Travel To and Fro" by R...

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Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites "A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty" by Ogden Nash and talks about the m...

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If someone pees out of a tree in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still hilarious? Find out, as Larry talks about time spent drinking beer while sitting in a tree. And hear what it means tha...

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How hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine's Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knuckleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of...

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Larry tries to figure out why he dressed up for his eye doctor appointment. Who is he trying to impress? And we hear why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12. Plus, Larry talks about the movie "A...

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Larry shuffles all around the mall in an attempt to find decent presents. Will he have any luck? Also, he explains who Tom Mix is and why is is on the mountain. Then Larry recites the poem "As Lo...

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Larry talks about his unsuccessful campaign to be voted Fall Festival Queen and his short-lived career as a kiddie protester. Then we hear about the great chariot scene from "Ben Hur" and Larry r...

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Inspired by the movie "The Big Easy," Larry recalls some fond memories of working in that great American city, New Orleans. Larry also gives a tip of the hat to the late Buck Henry and recites th...

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It never rains on Milleronia, but it's raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it. https://LarryMillerShow.com

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With the holiday season afoot, Larry continues his annual tradition of re-telling his classic story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Also, Larry reluctantly allows some holiday cheer on his volcano islan...

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Larry's friend decides to run for office. Will Larry get the public service bug as well? Getting in the holiday way, Larry recites the poem "Christmas Bells" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Then h...

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Larry recaps his fantastic Thanksgiving, including the can of Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce that his wife bought just to make him happy. And Larry talks about his favorite scene from Starsh...

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A special episode to listen to while driving to Thanksgiving at Grandma's house, or while hiding from your family in the basement. Larry has a run-in with a little old lady who just doesn't like ...

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Larry tells you all you need to know about Thanksgiving. "Just put a sock in it and toss in a turkey. It's not a vegetable holiday, anyway." Then he gives a sturdy defense of Pluto and recites th...

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Fans of the show will know that "the hamper situation" has long been the Alsace-Lorraine of stately Miller Manner. Domestic tranquility is finally achieved, as the best hamper in the world is fin...

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In honor of the upcoming holiday, Larry tells the tragic story of the last man to die in WWI. Then Larry recites the poem "Dirge For Two Veterans" by Walt Whitman and talks about the famous Russi...

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Larry is hassled by a parking enforcement attendant and talks about the "next time guys" -- those people who wag their finger at you, but say they won't cut you any slack "the next time." Then La...

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Larry celebrates his birthday at a nostalgic dinner with an old friend. The restaurant was so fancy, it had tablecloths even! And Larry sings the virtues of the birthday nap. Then we hear about t...

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Who wants to annoy a doctor? Larry does. Or at least it works out that way. Hear how Larry's crabby day turned into a chance to make someone else happy. Then Larry talks about the Hitchcock class...

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Larry gives advice for the upcoming Halloween season. Just be a hero and let them have candy. We also hear about the fun of buying Santa Claus a drink and the goofballs at the United Nations. The...

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Larry tries to suppress his crankiness as he endures a nearly comical string of wacky hotel rooms in Seattle. Then Larry recites "A Very Short Song" by Dorothy Parker and talks about the great Jo...

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Larry has peaceful and nearly spiritual experience at the supermarket and tries to understand why and how to make it happen again. Then, Larry talks about a great scene from the movie "Miller's C...

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Larry is reverse stalked by a woman at Ralphs while he searches for oregano. Then he recites "Nurse's Song" by William Blake, and talks about the movie "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World." And if you ...

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Larry goes skiing, crashes and wakes up thinking he's an Eisenhower. Also, he recites the poem "Destiny" by Emma Lazarus and then talks about the classic movie "Dead End." Quote of the week: "O...

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Larry's been to a bunch of Yankees games, but the best game he ever saw was far, far away from a big stadium. Hear about that and "the baseball clap." Also, Larry is flummoxed by what he's suppos...

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Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in "The Odd Couple" in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We al...

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Larry likes watching the Rifleman and taking a shower more than going to the beach. In his 30 years in Southern California, he's only been to the beach twice. Find out why. Then Larry talks about...

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Never follow an animal act and you can't hide a body in the back of smart of a car. These are a few of the pearls of wisdom imparted by Larry on this week's show. Larry also recites "The Outlaws"...

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Larry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents' station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry's friend...

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Hear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out wha...

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It's too hot to be happy. That's all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites "Summer Su...

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Larry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman...

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Larry can make a duplicate key by eye, but somehow can't identify his own car. Plus a tribute to Alfred E. Newman and Butterfly McQueen. Then Larry talks about the great war movie "Kelly's Heroes...

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Why shooting bottle rockets doesn’t count as college credit, Larry’s dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem �...

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Larry talks about Casey Stengel testifying before congress and not being able to find the meat in a dish he ordered at a food court. Then he talks about the classic movie "Witness For The Prosecu...

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Larry unsuccessfully tries to get the new Phillip Roth book and waxes nostalgic for his favorite bookstores. Then Larry talks about one of his favorite moments from the Clint Eastwood classic, "T...

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Larry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy ...

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Larry tells about the many drinking holidays dedicated to him on his remote, secret volcano island. Plus, we hear about Larry's excitement about his family all being under one roof for the summer...

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Larry can't figure out if beach blanket bingo is fun or dirty or both. And Larry longs for the house he grew up as he anticipates his two sons coming home next week. Then Larry talks about the cl...

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Larry has a dust-up with a busboy who won't stop trying to give him water and he bluffs his way through a dinner conversation he can't hear. Plus, we announce the winner of the contest to "Win La...

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In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his...

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Larry gives the backstory on what exactly Cinco de Mayo is all about and wonders why the U.S. doesn't have a home-grown holiday dedicated to drinking. Then we hear about the classic western "Shan...

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Larry explains the greatness behind the Christmas episode of "Wagon Train" and tells stories about repeatedly being enlisted into making a minyan. Then he analyzes the classic movie "Treasure of ...

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Win Larry's money! Well, not all of it, or much of it. Larry's giving away the change from the console in his car. Tune in for details about how you can win it! Also, Larry finally discovers the ...

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Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks ab...

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Larry gets a new car, but not before moving a mountain of spare change out of his old one. And Larry ponders what ever happened to milk men and paper boys. Then we hear about the classic Yul Bren...

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Take your kick me signs and throw them in Volcano #1, because Larry suffers no April's Fools and we'll hear all about that. He also talks about the two best steaks he's ever had. You won't believ...

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Larry tells more tales about the simple pleasures of a perfect steak and being baffled in an Italian restaurant. And we hear about one of his favorite scenes from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High," ...

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Larry tells about the time he and Johnny Carson were wowed backstage at the Tonight Show by the beauty of Dana Delaney! Wow! Plus Larry recites the poem "The Echoing Green" by William Blake and t...

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Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy -- or something? We're not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being "the doorma...

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Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites "A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty" by Ogden Nash and talks about the m...

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Larry doesn't know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make "that face" in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the p...

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George Wallace gives Larry advice on how to tip like a cool operator. Guess how it goes when Larry tries it? And Larry tells a story about not being cool trying to impress Merv Griffin. This ep...

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Hear Larry's misadventures with Japanese food including popping a ball of wasabi into his mouth like it was a cherry and being wildly grossed out by uni. Plus, a joke about a guy eating a bald ea...

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Larry has a magical experience eating a perfect steak at the counter at Mel's Diner. Then Larry talks about going to Musso & Frank with the director of a new movie he's in. The name of the movie?...

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A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, "From Russia With Love" and recites the poem "Justice" by...

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Larry is working this week with the only guy in the world as cool as Robert Wagner, namely, Robert Wagner. Hear about tales from the set! http://LarryMillerShow.com

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It never rains on Milleronia, but it's raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it. http://LarryMillerShow.com

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Traffic tips galore! Larry tells you how to win a street race that you're not even trying to win and how to beat the traffic jam in a parking lot after a play. Plus, an ode to the great Bob Einst...

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Our holiday special is here with Larry's annual retelling of his classic Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Then Larry exposes the true tyranny and danger of the mistletoe plant. Plus, we h...

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Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a W...

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Larry talks about the funeral of George HW Bush, a very thoughtful gift he received and the origin of the Dungmeister name. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic gangster movie "Little...

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Forget about the 12 days of Christmas, Larry has 12 meals of Thanksgiving leftovers. He reaches past the vegetables and cheeses with names of foreign countries and becomes a prisoner of leftover ...

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What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth...

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Larry lives with a jackhammer outside his door and lives to tell about it. Then he gives a few words about Veterans Day and the 100th anniversary of the armistice to end World War I. Larry recite...

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Larry votes and wonders if it's stupid or brilliant. Hear the answer "they" don't "want" you to find "out" about!!! For the start of autumn, Larry recites "An Autumn—Blooming Rose" by Alfred Au...

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Larry finally realizes he doesn't hate Halloween as much as he thought. We continue OctPOEber with Larry reciting The Valley Of Unrest by Poe. Then Larry talks about a magic movie moment from "Th...

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For the start of the World Series, Larry re-tells a simple but hilarious about seeing a fistfight at a big league ballpark. In continuing with OctPOEber, Larry recites "El Dorado" by Poe and then...

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Who wants to annoy a doctor? Larry does. Or at least it works out that way. Hear how Larry's crabby day turned into a chance to make someone else happy. Then Larry talks about the Hitchcock class...

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Larry talks about his childhood bootleg Batman costume, then he teaches you to huck eggs like a pro. Everything from padding the order at the dirve through dairy store window to how to clean your...

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Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired re...

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Larry has peaceful and nearly spiritual experience at the supermarket and tries to understand why and how to make it happen again. Then, Larry talks about a great scene from the movie "Miller's C...

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A tribute to Burt Reynolds, Smokey and The Bandit, Georgia and the south. And hear about the time Larry insulted a drug dealer in Atlanta! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It was ...

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Larry tells the story of the biggest laugh he ever had, at a classical musical recital when he was a teenager. And hear about his trip to the quiet confines of a watch store. Then Larry talks abo...

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Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in "The Odd Couple" in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We al...

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Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quo...

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Larry tells about trying to accomplish chores while in a pasta-fueled fugue state. And encounters a crazy woman man-handling cherries at the supermarket. Then Larry talks about "The Godfather II"...

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If laughter is the best medicine, how do people die laughing? And Larry does an ode to Thurman Munson and Walter Payton. Plus, we hear about the Marlon Brando classic "On The Waterfront" and Larr...

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Larry wonders if it's crazy to be crabby because of someone talking loud on their cell phone at the supermarket. And he makes an epic journey -- to the car wash. Also, Larry recites the classic p...

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The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then h...

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Larry ponders the decline of mud wrestling and classy strip club names. Then he reminisces about strippers in Montreal and comics who shoot bottle rockets out of their butts -- also in Montreal. ...

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It was so hot, someone asked to be thrown into volcano #2 to cool off! Larry talks about the brutal SoCal heat and why local authorities won't allow him to install a weather control machine here ...

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Special episode recorded and released on Independence Day! Larry talks about his tradition of visiting veteran graves on the 4th and why his parents don't like getting hit by bottle rockets. And ...

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Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present...

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Larry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "T...

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Larry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the C...

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How to have the time of your life in the fruit section of Ralphs, even if your kid would rather be somewhere else. And did you know Abbott & Costello's "Buck Privates" was used for propaganda? Th...

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Larry talks about the genius of The Marx Brothers, specifically the movie "A Night At The Opera," specifically the stateroom scene. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: Everyone in t...

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When hookers took over Larry's neighborhood in NYC, he didn't even notice. The neighborhood kids definitely noticed and you won't believe what they did! Also hear about Larry's trip to visit his ...

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Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." ...

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If Larry was a wrestler, what would his nickname be? And Larry reveals the history behind the most recent drinking holiday. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the Kevin Bacon movie "Taking Chan...

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Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry ...

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In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his...

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Hear about the booze / fire alarm in Larry's old frat. Plus tributes to Harry "The Hat" Anderson, Barbara Bush and R. Lee Ermey. Of course, Larry talks about his favorite parts of Full Metal Jack...

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Find out why Larry was happy about getting stuffed into a coffin, covered in gunk and left out in the freezing cold! Surprise, it involves a fraternity. Plus lots of love for Grace Kelly as Larry...

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Larry is almost run over by aggro cyclists and long boats at a regatta in Long Beach! In keeping with the nautical theme, Larry recites, "On The Sea" by John Keats and in keeping with the recent ...

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Larry tells us why strippers and comedians get along so well and why Seattle really is the best. And, are there any drive-in movie theaters left? Also, Larry discusses what Soylent Green is made ...

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Larry has a curious dream about his Dad. He tells stories of his Dad trying to get crooks to go straight and an innocent young Larry believing that transistor radios really do fall off the back o...

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You think YOU got thrown off by daylight savings time? Larry lost a half a day! And Larry recites the poem, "A Prayer In Spring" by Robert Frost and talks about the movie "My Darling Clementine."...

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Larry talks about celebrating his 25th wedding anniversary with a nice, quiet dinner at home with his wife. And we hear about an interesting anniversary tradition that Larry hopes his family will...

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Larry doesn't know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make "that face" in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the p...

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Larry loves Lindsey Vonn but not the winter Olympics. Hear about an acting tip that Larry got from Roy Orbach on the set of "Law and Order." And it relates to this week's Magic Movie Moment from ...

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How hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine's Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knickleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of...

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Larry saws logs through one of the best Super Bowls ever and doesn't regret it! And we give a tip of the hat to the late great John Mahoney, discussing Mahoney's life and his role in the classic ...

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Larry talks about the Larry Miller Show field trip to the Batman 1966 museum exhibit and Colonel Jeff's first trip to The Magic Castle! In the spirit of football championships, he talks about the...

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A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, "From Russia With Love" and recites the poem "Justice" by...

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Larry tells of his trip to Pink's hot dogs to get a Burt Ward dog. Plus, an emotional discussion of the classic James Cagney movie "Angels With Dirty Faces." Then, Larry recites "Patience Taught ...

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Larry talks about eating fried chicken and waffles at Bob's Big Boy, and Colonel Jeff meeting Burt Ward at Pink's hot dogs. And Larry is giddy with anticipation for the upcoming 1966 Batman exhib...

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Larry offers warm new year wishes to a freezing nation and gives us a new way to look at new year's resolutions. And he recites Shakespeare's tribute to winter, Blow, Blow Thou Winter Wind. Then ...

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Larry is on vacation for the holidays, so enjoy this little present! We'll see you in the new year. Nominum quid geminus? LarryMillerShow.com

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Larry continues the tradition of telling his beloved, true Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" in this year's version? Then Larry talks about the classic movie ...

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Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan ...

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Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a W...

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What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth...

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Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you're sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why n...

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Larry dances with Treat Williams in NYC and lobbies for free cheeseburgers for veterans. And are J-Lo and A-Rod the most NYC couple ever? Plus Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic movie "Dial ...

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Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title -- Splendor In The Gr...

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Larry goes to New York and sings the praises of reflexology, and less surprisingly, Katz's deli. Then he takes umbrage on baseball beards and Halloween. And Larry recites "El Dorado" by Edgar All...

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Larry is off shooting a movie in New York, but isn't too busy to call in and chat on the phone at the top of the show! Then we dive into a classic Larry where we talk about not talking about poli...

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Larry gets a facial and feels good. Then someone shuts off a Yankees playoff game (with bases loaded) and he turns into bigfoot. And speaking of baseball, Larry talks about the great movie, "Fiel...

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Larry doesn't like to be scared, but he likes the Grateful Dead. Go figure! Hear tales of sinking row boats and driving in the snow in Colorado. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "...

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Larry recounts tales of The Playboy Mansion and time at comedy club condos. Then he gets ready to go to a regatta, and deals with his disappointment when he finds out it does not involve eating I...

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Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf cl...

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Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired re...

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Larry loses his car at Ralph's and then hits the road with Seinfeld. Then find out which Juan one is wanted -- on the phone. And Larry talks about the classic movie Miss Miniver and recites "Prou...

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Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A S...

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Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots -- do not rub the bald man's head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks a...

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Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quo...

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Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you'r...

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Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what h...

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A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn't ask politely and it happened while he was under arrest, but still! And Larry...

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The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then h...

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Larry gives a tip of the hat to Martin Landau and talks about his recent trip to NYC and making sure you give yourself a break and make yourself feel great every not and again. We hear about Mart...

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Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included brea...

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Larry is pretty excited about his boss new toaster, tells some lesser-known facts about the Fourth of July and explains why he can't resist writing his name in wet cement. For The Poetry Corner...

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Why hasn't street sweeping changed in 80 years? And are Fuller Brush men extinct now? On Poetry Corner, Larry recites the great poem "Hard Luck" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear about the movie...

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Larry takes his Marine son to the airport for his latest deployment. And Larry tells stories from the set of The Princess Diaries. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Waltzing Matilda." For Magic ...

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Larry explores grouchiness and the empty nest phenomenon as his youngest son gets ready to graduate from high school. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Andy's Gone With Cattle" by the great Austr...

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Hear Larry's review of Wonder Woman and a nod to the anniversary of D-Day. Then Larry recites George Henry Boker's "Sonnet XXX" (which is not a dirty poem, by the way). And we hear about the Scar...

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Larry has high expectations for the new Wonder Woman movie and talks about his love of Wonder Woman. Plus Larry recites another Ogden Nash poem and waxes nostalgic for the stop-motion ancient mon...

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Larry gives a tip of the hat to the late great Roger Moore. Plus a remembrance of the anniversary of The Brooklyn Bridge and Grauman's Chinese Theater and his time spent at both. And Larry recite...

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Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." ...

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We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet sea...

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Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry ...

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Larry gets a weekend all to himself with the family out of town and has the best time a man can have alone -- he does nothing. He also talks about the classic movie, The Blues Brothers. http://La...

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Larry does a tribute to the 75th anniversary of The Doolittle Raid and a tip of the hat to the late, great Don Rickles! Plus a glimpse of tax time on the island of Milleronia! LarryMillerShow.c...

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Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story an...

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Larry talks of his love for The Three Stooges and his son's recent promotion in the Marines. Plus, a discussion of the classic movie "Lady Eve." Then, Larry recites a sonnet by James Russell Lowe...

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Larry talks about the importance of appreciating the fleeting gift of good health. And he does another lap around the basepath, discussing "Pride of the Yankees" again. Plus we have some mountain...

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Larry has more trepidation about his son going to a St. Patrick's Day parade than when he was shipped overseas. Plus, some more drunk St. Patrick's anecdotes -- like his friend peeing on the Metr...

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Larry talks about his least favorite character in WWII documentaries, who happens to be his least favorite person maybe ever. Will you be surprised at who it is? Probably zero chance of that. The...

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Larry deconstructs a classic Alka Seltzer commercial and celebrates national pancake day at the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes! And then he talks about the Elizabeth Taylor epic Cleopatra and re...

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One of Larry's dogs gets skunked and lives to tell the tale. Plus some well-deserved admiration for Jill St. John. And Larry talks about watching World War II shows with his Marine son and celebr...

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Larry turn clickbait into podbait and ruminates on his favorite babes from Star Trek! The Larry recites the classic poem "To A Waterfowl" by William Cullen Bryant, then asks and sings about how m...

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A Valentine's Day ambush by Larry and why won't Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it's absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recite...

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Larry welcomes home his son from his first tour of duty in the Middle East. Plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, Barbara Hale and John Hurt. And at some point, Larry does his first-ever Jim M...

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We give tip of the hat to the late Mary Tyler Moore and Miguel Ferrer. And Larry talks about seeing himself on an episode of Seinfeld while being on the road with Seinfeld. Now, let's get those c...

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Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rab...

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Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dis...

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What's better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl...

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Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of "Singing In The Rain" and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer's room. Also, find out if dogs cel...

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The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy thi...

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Our annual Christmas Special is here with Larry's traditional re-telling of his famous Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" in which Larry tries to "go clean" for Christmas with the help of a...

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Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan ...

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In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Larry talks about the movie "From Here To Eternity" and Pearl Harbor vets. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Glory Of Age" by Edgar Albert Guest. http://LarryMill...

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Larry looks back at the things he is grateful for, including that potato thing and that turkey thing, also family. Then Larry talks about the holiday classic, "The Wizard of Oz" and recites "Sun ...

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Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you're sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why n...

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Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title -- Splendor In The Gr...

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The dulcet tones of Larry Miller are the perfect antidote to soothe the nation's jangled nerves. Take a listen, if you're patriotic enough, bub! Will Larry's big election prediction be correct? T...

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In defense of the maligned anchovy, Larry brainstorms the possibility of an anchovy martini! Then hear about Uncle Zio's giant, grubby hands and how they made the most delicious sandwich Larry ev...

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We talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland -- two cities you'll never have to say "Nominum Quid Geminus?" in. http://L...

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Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem "Revenge" by Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon and...

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Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf cl...

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What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jer...

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Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend ...

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Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's...

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Larry revisits The War of 1812 and wonders how much work it was for the British to do so much darn colonizing. And Larry talks about the classic WC Fields movie "The Bank Dick." http://LarryMille...

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Larry gives a brief history of Labor Day and its relation to the less popular billy club. And Larry re-recounts two of his brief encounters with celebrities. Then he recites "Fruit of the Flower"...

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In a tribute to Gene Wilder, Larry talks about the great movie "The Producers." Then he discusses perfection of the paper clip, the beauty of the binder clip and the reliable rubber band -- and h...

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Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling thr...

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Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you'r...

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Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories ...

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Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what h...

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Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his "happy sets." Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin' onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak Hous...

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Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then Larry searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the po...

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Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included brea...

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We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet sea...

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Why shooting bottle rockets doesn't count as college credit, Larry's dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem "The D...

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Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfi...

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Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School's out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better typ...

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If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we...

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Would God let Larry cheat on his wife with Marilyn Monroe? Why did they never build a bridge across the Mersey? And do some like it hot? Plus tales of walking across the Brooklyn Bridge with his ...

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This Memorial Day, everyone deserves a promotion. And we mean everybody. In honor of Memorial Day, Larry recites the great war poem, "Aftermath" by Sigfried Sassoon and talks about a magic movie ...

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Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then w...

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What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jer...

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Larry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return from his donut expedition to South Florida. And Larry gives a recipe for Milleronia-styled charred kale salad! Is it good? You figure...

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Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will...

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Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks "Doctor cars?" We hear about the great John Ford movie "Mr. Rober...

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Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story an...

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Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American ...

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Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the gr...

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Car 54 Where Are You? was long overdue for a tribute, and our man Larry is just the man to give it to you! In honor of Joe E. Ross' 102nd birthday, Larry recounts the classic TV sitcom, plus we g...

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Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a "Cardinal!" ...

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Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's...

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How come Leap Year isn't a holiday? Why don't we celebrate it? Larry ponders this and offers how we can make it into a fun holiday, without going overboard. Then Larry honors the passing of the g...

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Accept change or at least accept that it's hard to accept change. Or something. So laments Larry. Also, do you know the way to San Jose? Is there baseball in heaven? Do you know how to pronounce ...

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Celebrate your favorite President with Larry! And hear about the lustful pursuits of the sultan of swat! Larry has nothing to say about Valentine's Day, but he recites "America The Beautiful" (wh...

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A tribute to comedy and radio great Bob Elliott, who passed away at the grand old age of 92. Are you ready for some football? Larry is, after being buffaloed by the goofy, goofy Super Bowl halfti...

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Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rab...

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Larry debates whether or not he'd go to the Super Bowl and ponders the baffling Super Bowl half-time show. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great football epic "Horse Feathers." Quo...

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Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend ...

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Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories ...

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"Happy New Year" the most beautiful thing to say to people -- for a week, so says Larry. Get a recap of Larry's holiday trip to New York City and the Jets game! Also, tune in to find out what a "...

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The show is still driving to Florida for the new year, but we have another Jack Benny episode with special guests Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart! This episode originally aired January 4th, 194...

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Larry is on vacation in Tahiti with The Joke Of The Week, The Poetry Corner and The Magic Movie Moment, so Larry has left a little present for you. It's a Christmas-themed old time radio comedy f...

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The annual re-telling of Larry's real-life Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" this year? Plus, in honor of Frank Sinatra's 100th birthday, Larry recounts how...

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Larry tells what it's like to celebrate the holidays on Milleronia! And Larry sings twice in this episode! Then he talks about the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol, then recites "A Memory of Jun...

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Colonel Jeff got green around the gills on the helicopter ride to Milleronia and couldn't record the show. So, we're pulling an episode from the classic vault under volcano #3! Larry expresses hi...

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Larry tells hilarious stories about his "shouting family" Thanksgivings from his childhood. Larry eats a whole tray full of pickles, wrestles with cousin Craig and lives to tell about it. And hea...

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Larry is excited about the so-called California temperatures, as well as the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday! He talks about the history of the expression "red tape" and why there is so much of it....

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Larry gives a prescription to fix the rudderless James Bond franchise! And Larry puts the wag in Wagner as he ponders what kind of music can make you more dumber. Plus an update on the Milleronia...

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Larry marvels at how fast baseball disappears after the world series. And yes, the bald man makes fun of guys with hair, just one more time. Dogs tearing up squirrels! (Some real, some not.) And ...

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Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will...

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Larry begrudgingly bemoans bearded baseballers. Plus, shaggies and sandal-wearers are slightly slandered. And Larry wonders how baseball has become a winter sport. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites...

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More baseball playoff talk as Larry weighs in on the Chase Utley slide! Doggie mayhem in the recording studio almost gets two dogs a long trip up the short side of a volcano. And what's the diffe...

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Larry sings the worthy praises of BBQ, BBQ, BBQ and playoff baseball. And Larry recites an eerie rhyme from Shakespeare, even though he doesn't like Halloween. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks ...

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Larry recounts his first movie role, where he got beaten to a pulp by Nick Nolte -- and loved it. He also discusses who was a cooler, Frank Bullitt or Harry Callahan! Then Larry confesses his lov...

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Oops again! Larry was supposed to be out of town working on another movie this week, but it got pushed back. But we couldn't record a new episode because Larry had scheduled testing of the evil w...

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Oops! Larry got hired to act in the new Garry Marshall movie and had to amscray off of Milleronia! So, we're bringing you a rebroadcast of our first indie episode! ---- Larry has taken his podcas...

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When is The Man From UNCLE not The Man From UNCLE? This and other zen riddles will be pondered on this week's show as Larry talks about seeing the TV show reboot this weekend while on the road. A...

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Larry goes on vacation this week, so we have a rebroadcast of a classicWe smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and ...

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On this food-oriented episode, Larry he weighs in on the NY thin slice vs. Chicago deep dish debate! Plus, he discusses if he wants the whole enchilada, or maybe a cheese brumfada on the side. An...

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Larry bids a fond farewell to Yvonne Craig, the lovely and talented actress best-known as Batgirl and Marta the green alien on Star Trek. Plus, we bid you a happy Waffle Day and also hear some to...

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We're not sure what guff is, but Larry and John Wayne sure aren't taking any of it, as Larry talks about the great John Wayne movie McLintock! (The exclamation point is theirs.) Plus, Larry share...

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Say "bye bye Birdie" and "hello doggie on this" week's episode as Larry welcomes a new dog to the pack on Milleronia and also talks about previously-named 1963 musical. (It's just an excuse to ta...

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This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you'll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on ...

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Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an "instant classic...

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The Queen of Milleronia is off in Vegas, so Viva Las Larry! Larry tells stories about beautiful Vegas weddings and the time Larry mistakenly thought his friend was trying to turn him into a coke ...

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Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you'll say is a real planet if you know what's good for ya). Then you'll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don't want to ride ...

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Our barefoot comic with cheek of tan spends the 4th of July watching a bunch of Marines punch, eat and move furniture. He gives them one rule: no death! Then he talks about how all car companies ...

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Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry ...

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Larry talks about the wonder of enjoying the small moments of this past Father's Day. Then Larry shares memories of his father, like the time he won the lottery (don't get excited)  and the time...

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Larry takes a long walk up a short volcano and ponders the state of the modern baby shower. Should they be co-ed or would everyone be happier if they were separate? Then, in this baseball-heavy e...

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Larry waxes nostalgic for the days when he was on a first name basis with his neighborhood ice cream man. Then Larry orders some egg foo young that tastes egg foo old! And we hear about Larry bec...

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Tales of beer-fueled shenanigans, mayhem and giving in to the strong arm of gravity from Larry's college days. Including a story about harassing a snooty foreign exchange student. Ees not funny! ...

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Larry leads the Memorial Day parade on Milleronia. Will the parade end up in volcano #2? Should marching bands play pop songs? On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great movie "Papillion....

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The biggest news since Napoleon ripped his bone apart, we announce the winner of our haiku contest! Then, for Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the movie version of Arsenic and Old Lace. Plus...

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Larry revisits V-E day on its 70th anniversary. And find out why there are three crushed beer cans under the bed! On Poetry Corner, Larry reads "Boy At The Window" by Richard Wilbur and talks abo...

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Larry can't stop feeding his dog. He's not complaining. He's just saying. We discuss the evolution of ketchup, but not catsup. And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites Rondel of Merciless Beauty by Ge...

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Larry talks about how you don't have to climb Mt. Everest to have an adventure. Then we hear about the new happy hour buffet on Milleronia. And Larry discusses the history of the happy hour, not ...

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Larry goes on the road to Milleronia with a quick stop in Hong Kong (circa 1962!). We read more listener Haikus and then Larry talks about his fascination with Abe Lincoln. If there's a bad Linco...

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Larry talks about why he passed up a chance to play on the Masters' golf course. Also, tales of having too much to drink in England. Then we do a tribute to the great comedian Stan Freberg and ca...

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Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks ab...

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Larry talks about the classic Laurel and Hardy short "The Movie Box" and tell you where to find the stairs featured in the movie! Plus we hear about Larry's earliest days as a driver, as well as ...

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Larry imparts some drinking lessons he learned as a young comic in New York in the 1970s. (You might also learn to curtsy.) Plus we hear about actor Gregory Walcott, who was in 300 TV shows, but ...

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Larry imparts three simple rules to follow for a drunk but safe St. Patrick's Day. Does it include driving to Florida? Not likely. Then Larry finds out he was closer to Wonder Woman than he'd tho...

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Larry expresses his love of daylight saving time. Then we hear why Larry stopped talking malaria medicine in India, Larry recites "Ode on Solitude" by Alexander Pope for Poetry Corner and finally...

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We say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy and give a little tour inside the burger joint on Milleronia. We try to figure out if some like it hot, then Larry recites "An Hymn To The Morning" by Phillis Whea...

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Larry reviews the Oscars and encourages actors to get in touch with their inner Connery! We once again commiserate with our winter-weary friends back east with a snow joke plus "Ice and Fire" by ...

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Larry airs his beefs with St. Valentine and reveals a fiendishly clever plan to save Boston from its deluge of snow. And we get a musical question from boy tenor Larry J. Miller? And to help warm...

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We smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and we try to come up with a "break a leg" expression for writers. We are u...

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Larry has taken his podcast independent! This is the first episode recorded at his secret lair inside an extinct volcano on The Island of Milleronia. And then he explains his week and half absenc...

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Just a quick message from The Great Fivefectorator to say thanks for your patience and support! He's out of town, but there will be a new episode soon!

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Larry mourns the loss of the beautiful Ursula Andress and discusses exactly why it is that Jimmy cracks corn. Then Larry recites "Good By" by Emerson and talks about Andress' famous bikini scene ...

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Larry looks back fondly at when his late friend Taylor Negron said he would kill him. We also give a tribute to Donna Douglas, Bess Meyerson and Rod Taylor. On "Poetry Corner," Larry recites some...

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Won't someone stand up for the short-sleeved shirt? Yes, Larry will! Then Larry talks about finally paying off the mortgage on his house and how it gave him just a smidgen of pride. We hear a gre...

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Here's a new year's eve treat from everyone at This Week With Larry Miller. Celebrate the new year with the great Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle in 1947. (Pay no mind to the cigarette commercials.) E...

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A little gift to our listeners from Larry, Dr. Chris and Colonel Jeff in lieu of a smelly old repeat! A classic and hilarious old time radio Christmas episode of Jack Benny! Enjoy, be well and we...

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Like your favorite holiday song and TV shows, Larry re-tells this beloved holiday tale of Larry turning an everyday errand into a funny and heart-warming story that is impossible to forget. Plus,...

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Larry has a bad cold this week, so we're bringing you this encore presentation classic best of Larry flashback! Also known as a repeat. The battle of the thermostat begins anew! Then Larry recite...

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Larry and crew uncover a glut of McIntosh apples. And Larry is a patriot and supports The Marines, but he performs a feat at Camp Pendleton that he doesn't think any Marine can compete with. On M...

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Larry scoffs at fancy Thanksgiving food preparation and sings the praises of plain old turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. He gives you pointers on how to keep Thanksgiving simple. Hint: it doe...

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Turkey day is just around the corner and Larry waxes nostalgic about racist mixed nuts and beautiful, but inedible pies from the Thanksgivings of his youth. Then, Larry rejoices about finding McI...

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Larry takes his son, the Marine, to the train station for infantry training on Veteran's Day. And Larry admits he knows nothing about training or trains. Then we battle Larry's apple apathy with ...

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Halloween is once again past and Larry once again declares that he doesn't like being scared. Plus we hear "Love Is Not All" by Edna St. Vincent Millay, plus a short, yet powerful bonus poem! And...

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Larry talks about the difference between staying in a nice hotel for vacation and staying in a nice hotel for work. Then he conjures up an imaginary night by himself in a Las Vegas hotel and stil...

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Larry talks about his son's graduation from Marine basic training and their unsuccessful attempt to buy "normal underwear." Plus, we hear about the great movie "Young Frankenstein" and also a poe...

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Larry tells of his triumphant return to the famous Canter's Deli in Los Angeles, where he darkened the door every morning during his early years in town. He talks about his father's unsuccessful ...

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Larry tells about the first and only time he wore makeup on a date. Guess how that went? Then he recounts the days when he didn't have a television or an air conditioner -- on purpose, if you can...

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The first-ever live This Week With Larry Miller recorded at the third annual LA Podcast Festival! Hear Larry talk about how he was "the luckiest guy in the world" when he got kicked in the eye, p...

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Larry sticks perfectly to his diet! Except for one little bit. And then one more. And just two times after that. Other than that, he is perfection personified! Plus, Larry talks about Mrs. Minniv...

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Larry grinds through LA's mind-warping heat wave to deliver this week's show! Plus, we play the show's sound effects live for the first time, in preparation for our first live show at LA Podfest....

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Larry mourns the loss of a piece of Tumi luggage that he's taken on the road with him since before he was married. Will he ever be able to find a suitcase as rugged and reliable as his old pal Tu...

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Larry explains the difference between "What?" and "Wait, what?" and asks everyone to behave at a wedding. Also, he tells possibly the shaggiest, doggiest joke to date. Come see the first ever liv...

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Greater than man's search for the meaning of life is the weighty question of Julie Newmar's Catwoman or Yvonne Craig's Batgirl? Tune in to hear Larry's final word on the matter! Plus, on The Poet...

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Larry talks about the great Alfred Hitchcock movie "Lifeboat," plus tributes to the late Lauren Bacall and Robin Williams. Then Larry talks about what going back to school used to feel like, plus...

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The show is on vacation this week, so we're rebroadcasting Larry's triumphant return after his traumatic brain injury. He sounds great for a guy who was in a coma! In lieu of a brand new episode,...

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Larry tells how much he loves the show "Bar Rescue" and misses watching it with his son. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the original Pink Panther movie by the great Blake Edwards! And for P...

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We bid a fond farewell to the great actor James Garner. Then Larry talks about his complicated feelings about the first few days after his son left for Marine boot camp. Plus Larry pontificates o...

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Larry tries to keep his cool and suave demeanor on the eve of his son leaving to join The Marines. Will he act like a maniac or just feel like one? Tune in and find out! On Poetry Corner, he once...

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Larry talks about being concerned for his kids, but not really wanting to say anything. So, he just asks "Are you hungry?" There's nothing in life that a piece of homemade pie can't make better. ...

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Larry talks about his latest stay in the hospital and confesses his adoration for cowboy film legend Hopalong Cassidy. On Poetry Corner, he recites "Life" by Charlotte Bronte Quote Of The Week: "...

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Larry contrasts the greatness of actor Eli Wallach to the somewhat less-great new Transformers movie. And on Poetry Corner, we hear "If We Must Die" by Claude McKay. Plus we get a little loosey g...

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Larry loves some Mighty Joe Young and we hear about how giant monkey love conquers all. Larry also recites "A Gleam of Sunshine" by Wordsworth. Plus, we get a new segment, the "Bowling Ball Updat...

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Larry gives some love to the Stanley Cup. Then Larry recites "I Am In Need Of Music" by Elizabeth Bishop. Plus, we hear about the movie "Life With Father" and get a hint of a Father's Day story r...

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Larry talks about his son's high school graduation and his rapid am-scray to Ance-fray. Then we hear about how Larry hates modern architecture and why to fight fire with not fire. He does a tribu...

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Larry has tremendous trouble finding a tailor before a wedding. Plus a BONUS Joke Of The Week! Then Larry talks about "High Plains Drifter" and recites "The Arrow & The Song" by Wordsworth. Quote...

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Larry talks about his days in the marching band. And he discusses bedroom eyes and asks if anyone makes them better than Barbara Feldon. Then we do a Memorial Day tribute with "The Best Years of ...

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Larry doesn't get why people like scary things and practical jokes. Which leads into a surprising history of the whoopee cushion. We hear about the movie "The Haunting" and Larry recites the poem...

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Larry's tribute to mothers! Well, except for the one that dies during The Joke Of The Week. But she gave her life so that the premise of an hilarious joke could be set up. Hear about "Guess Who's...

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Larry talks about a great, underrated movie, "Ball of Fire" from 1942. Plus, we hear poem by Poe, and introduce a new "update" segment! Quote Of The Week: "Shouldn't I go to work and get food for...

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Larry talks about the toupees how wore for Adam Carolla's new movie. Then we hear about his love of "Streetcar Named Desire," Robert Service's poem about home and love and why pencils never freez...

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Larry tells stories about singing (and drinking) with his college acapella group "The Zumbeyes." Then he talks about "The Greatest Story Ever Told" and recites "If I Can Stop One Heart From Break...

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Larry talks about the great movie The Misfits, starring Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe. Plus yet another drunk in a bar joke, so-so golfing in Hawaii and time spent at Motel 2. For The Poetry Cor...

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We bid a fond farewell to veteran actor Mickey Rooney as well as comedian John Pinette. Then Larry recites the poem "Marine's Hymn" and talks about his son, who has enlisted in the Marines. And w...

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Larry cheats on his wardrobe, but never on his wife. He doesn't have the desire to cheat and doesn't even understand how it works. Plus a Joke Of The Week courtesy of friend of the show Greg Fitz...

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Larry cops to getting a pedicure--and liking it! We discuss how much wood a wood chuck would chuck and also that they are the same thing as groundhogs. We feature a new poet on poetry corner, Rup...

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Larry talks about the recent LA earthquake and we hear a good joke from Larry's accountant! (Don't worry, he has an impressive comedy pedigree for an accountant.) Also Larry tells of his love for...

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Larry tells of his love of the Shirley Temple movie "The Little Princess," which he says makes you happy against your own will. We also hear of his love of the return of daylight savings time. Th...

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The early worm gets trapped in Larry's pool in the most worm-laden episode to date. Plus, Larry talks about how much he loves the movie "Captain Blood." Then he recites another poem by John Clare...

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Larry is awoken from his sleep during show prep by a delicious apple, like a reverse Snow White. Then we hear about how much Larry admired the work of Harold Ramis on "The Magic Movie Moment." Pl...

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Larry talks about the parallels between his life and the movie "The Goodbye Girl." Then he recites "For The Services In Memory of Abraham Lincoln" by Oliver Wendell Holmes in honor of Presidents ...

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Larry gets a smile from seeing one of his sons passed out in front of a computer. Then, in anticipation of Valentine's Day, he recites "A Fond Kiss" by poet Robert Burns. Finally we hear about th...

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Larry debates whether to watch the Super Bowl or the classic film "12 Angry Men." Then in anticipation of the upcoming Valentine's Day, he recites the poem "First Love" by John Clare. Better list...

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Larry is equally excited about seeing his pal Jay Leno on 60 Minutes as he is about a successful trip to the supermarket. Also, Larry loves "My Fair Lady," and recites the poem "Leisure" by Willi...

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Larry talks about his early days operating a church key for his old man. And we hear about how he is coming to appreciate his kids as real people. Also, Larry recites "A Madrigal" by Shakespeare ...

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Larry talks about reluctantly having to use the (ahem) facilities on an airplane for the first time ever. We hear an impressive reading of "Death Shall Have No Dominion" by Dylan Thomas and then ...

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Celebrate the new year with Larry as he tells stories about his trip to England! Plus, Larry recites "Auld Lang Syne" and more importantly, explains what it means! Then hear a little bit about ho...

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We hope you enjoy this special treat from Larry, Dr. Chris and Colonel Jeff. We're bringing you a New Year's episode of The Fred Allen Show which originally aired on 12/14/47. Fred Allen was know...

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We hope you enjoy this little Christmas present from Larry, Dr. Chris and Colonel Jeff. We're bringing you a Christmas episode of The Jack Benny Show, arguably the best old time radio comedy. The...

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Larry's Christmas extravaganza returns with the telling of his "Does He Drink Coffee?" story, a tradition we started last year, when Larry returned from his accident. We bring you a Christmas jok...

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The battle of the thermostat begins anew! Then Larry recites "She Walks In Beauty" by Lord Byron and we hear about a great old movie, "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House" on The Magic Movie Mom...

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Larry tells about trying to hypothetically sidestep his wedding vows with a time machine plus we get a recap of his Thanksgiving shenanigans. And then he recites "Blow, Blow Thou Winter Winds" by...

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We do a tribute to the great actor, Ed Lauter, who recently passed away with a Magic Movie Moment from "The Longest Yard." And Larry will make you hungry with his description of Thanksgiving vitt...

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Larry talks about how moved he was by Batkid and the outpouring of support people showed for him. Then we learn how Larry heard about the JFK assassination as a youngster. For Poetry Corner, we h...

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Hear a hilarious tale of how Larry and Jerry Seinfeld once unwittingly terrified a young Yakov Smirnoff. That leads to a re-telling of Larry's hilarious "one no good, five OK" story, where Larry,...

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We do an ode to Hal Needham, stuntman and director and Larry talks about Halloween and Daylight Savings and why he loves only one of them. Then Larry recites "Carpe Diem" by Shakespeare and talks...

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Hear how Larry wound up eating veal parmesan for breakfast. (At least he didn't try to order quiche!) We hear about a great moment from one of the Pink Panther movies. Then Larry recites "A Song"...

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Larry looks back on his recent birthday and fondly cherishes the simple moments. Especially since nobody gave him a hat. Then Larry recites "The Pig" by Roald Dahl for The Poetry Corner and Larry...

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Larry goes bonkers after eating a piece of seaweed foisted on him by Dr. Chris right before we record this episode. Then Larry recites "Alone" by Edgar Allan Poe and we also hear about Larry's fo...

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Larry has another "time well spent" moment with one of his sons, having the time of his life doing something small. Plus, we have an ode the the boy tenor, then Larry reads "Jabberwocky" by Lewis...

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Larry talks about a "tea ceremony" that he attended and how much he enjoyed it, even though he didn't understand any of it. Then Larry recites, "No Man Is An Island" by poet John Donne. Our movie...

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Boats, ships, yachts, dinghies, canoes, rafts, gondolas, catamarans, arks, barges, schooners, scows, skiffs and sloops -- Larry hates them all. This week,we hear another story of Larry pretending...

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Larry talks more about driving an Escalade -- the places he went, the friends he ran over. Then Larry does a little a capella number from "South Pacific" and reads a poem by Joyce Kilmer. Hear ab...

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You're gonna love this week's episode -- they'll have a happy hour. Also, Larry gives us another tip on how to be a good husband. Besides that, Larry wonders if a bark is ever worse than its resp...

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Yes, it's our annual Labor Day special to mark what we feel is the true start of the new year. We hear about Larry and his baby comic buddies watching ladies across the way and icebergs in Santa ...

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Mogambo! Larry talks about the movie Mogambo and how you really can't beat Eva Gardner and Grace Kelly in the same movie. And we hear a good joke about Mr. Murphy in a bar and then Larry recites ...

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Larry talks a little bit about his son enlisting in the Marines and contrasts it with him signing up for a diet plan. Also, we get another dose of Shakespeare on a lovely summer's day, then Larry...

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Larry talks about one of the great noir films of all time, Double Indemnity. We ruminate of the supposed sportiness of sport utility vehicles. Then someone was kind enough to send Larry some Tim ...

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Larry shows up at the studio sneezing and sweating, but soldiers through, reciting some Shakespeare and talking about one of his favorite movies, "Our Man Flint." Be sure to tune in for this extr...

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Larry Miller puts his pants on like everyone else -- 1.5 seconds before he walks onto The Tonight Show. We hear about Larry's love for James Bond, a poem by Steven Crane and a long awaited FECTA ...

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Larry bids a fond farewell to Dennis Farina, an actor he admired and had a chance to work with. Larry recounts a previously told story about taking a sip from Dennis' coffee cup on the set of a m...

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Larry returns from Canada in full fine mettle, with stories of lunch with the great actor Jon Polito, shooting a film at a toxic industrial site and the many things he did not do. For the Magic M...

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Larry got waylayed in Canada again. Here's a quick message from the old soap-stacker to let you know the episode will be up later in the day on Wednesday. Nominum quid geminus!?

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On this week's magical mystery podcast, hear about Larry's heroic battle with HRD, or Hotel Room's Disease, a debilitating fictional disorder. Plus, Larry refuses to lie down in Boeing's bed. The...

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Larry is stuck in Canada, so the latest episode will be up later today, rather than first thing in the morning. Thanks for your patience. And until then, have your Canadian friends call their mem...

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Hear Larry's love letter to the classic film actress Joan Leslie, best known from Sgt. York and Hollywood Canteen. And he prepares to return to Vancouver to finish his movie and HOPEFULLY get up ...

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Larry is a principled man and just will not drink Tim Hortons coffee. Save any acrimony until after you hear the reason why. Then hear about how much Larry loves the opening sequence to "The Rifl...

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Post Father's Day, Larry gets nostalgic for his dear old Dad. We hear about one of Larry's favorite Dad movies, "To Kill A Mockingbird." And then Larry does a recital of the poem "A Poison Tree" ...

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Larry tells tales of his youth, drinking flaming shots and having to explain the inevitable aftermath to his parents. We hear about how much Larry loves, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." Then ...

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Larry talks about a movie he's on that is shooting in a veterinary clinic and how all the rules are out the door. Then we hear about Citizen Kane and Larry recites the poem "The Mermaid" by Tenny...

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Of all the podcasts in all the towns in all the world, you walk into ours. Larry's love of Casablanca takes over for a nearly episode-long "Magic Movie Moment." Then we hear a great reading of a ...

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Hear about Larry loafing in someone else's trailer on a movie set and how much he enjoyed it. Then we answer the question, "Does a bear joke in the woods?" We finally put the Poe in The Poetry Co...

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This episode comes to a COMPLETE halt when a pretty girl walks by the studio and of course, we don't edit it out. Then, it's so hot outside that we read a poem about summer heat, even though it's...

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Larry talks about the joys of a home-cooked meal with his family. And then everyone went into separate rooms. And we get not one but TWO jokes of the week! Then Larry says why the implausibility ...

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We hear about the Ballad of Yukon Jake, why the Three Stooges are so darn admirable and why wax statues are so darn creepy. Even though Larry's logey from too much Korean BBQ at lunch, he battles...

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Hear how Larry's so-called manners lost him an agent. What goes best with KFC, The Maltese Falcon and a six-pack of beer? Nothing! Or should we say nobody. A listener asks if Larry wears a suit a...

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Larry gets so distracted by Burt Lancaster that he forgets to do The Poetry Corner. (Don't worry, the show still winds up going 17 minutes longer than it's supposed to.) We hear lots about Leslie...

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Larry admits that he would have liked to kiss Annette Funicello and also that he loves "I Love Lucy." We get a double shot of the joke of the week, plus a pretty spectacular poem on The Poetry Co...

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Larry got booked on a new show early this week, so this week's This Week will be released later in the day on Wednesday, instead of the usual first thing on Wednesday morning. Thanks for your pat...

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Larry does not suffer April fools lightly. He looks up the origin of April Fools Day and the information doesn't make him like it any better. In honor of the start of baseball season, we hear a c...

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Many a PhD thesis has been written about who has told the greatest garbage disposal story of all time. Miguel De Cervantes? Sun Tzu? Hildegard of Bingen? With this episode, we believe we have set...

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Larry mulls over the meaning of St. Patrick's Day, we hear our show's motto in Klingon, Larry reluctantly tells this week's joke of the week and so much more.  Quote of the week: "I take that ba...

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We hear how a young Larry got duped into swearing a lot to try to impress a girl. Guess how that worked out? And he talks about Plan 9 From Outer Space and how Daylight Savings Time should be a h...

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Larry goes not gangsta, but gangster. This week, find out why the sequester means nothing, nothing means nothing, why you shouldn't hang out naked inside a refrigerator and why you shouldn't acce...

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Larry is absurdly amused by this week's musical question. Which leads into a hilarious story about his days in high school musicals. The Hamper Update becomes the hamper stalemate, then motorcycl...

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Larry struggles to get excited about Presidents Day and lobbies for a better holiday, like Sean Connery Day or better yet, Bond Girls Day. Now, there's a holiday worth closing a bank over. Plus a...

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Larry drives up the coast for his first live appearance and can't stop eating split pea soup. We wait in vain hoping to hear the Pope to say, "Nominum quid geminus?" Plus, the premiere of a new s...

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Larry laments that there the Super Bowl doesn't have any purpose-made novelty foods, like the rest of American holidays. That's right, we're calling it a holiday. Larry is also unimpressed by too...

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Larry talks about the difference between being an entertainer and inspired lunacy. We hear about Andy Kaufman playing at Carnegie Hall, 99 bottles of beer and joke-telling during a city-wide blac...

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Inspired by a Jimmy Breslin quote Larry waxes nostalgic about the "crooks" and other characters he met while his father worked as a criminal defense attorney. We also learn how to REALLY ruin a 1...

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Hear about the joy of free bar-b-que, buffets and the debatable merits of the McRib. We also hear about cheap Brooklyn coats, how to repel alien invaders and how to give birth on a kitchen table,...

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Larry returns to his podcast and tells the story of the accident that put him in the hospital and sidelined him for nine months. Quote of the week: "Hey, Dad, didn't you break your brain?"

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Larry's new year's resolution is to teach you the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. (Setting achievable goals is a key to a successful life.) Gather up your foul weather gear in your be...

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The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we've said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it'...

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We couldn't let the tradition lapse, so we snuck Larry into the studio just to record the annual re-telling of his Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Merry Christmas to all of our listeners...

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Larry Miller talks about the death and burial of a loyal shirt and the socks that loved it. And admits to being a trekkie. Yes, Larry powers through a cold to deliver another slam-bang-pow (cough...

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You can fall off a barstool, but you can never fall off the floor. Or so says Larry in this episode. Larry talks about bending an elbow with some fans in Tallahassee. Also, in lieu of a secret ha...

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Our rakish raconteur talks about why a poor man's tow shot is better than a regular tow shot. Plus, hear about the horror of new hand towels!  And could this latest hamper update be the last ham...

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"The theme of this show is all about throwing things up," says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink r...

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Larry gets lost in a convention of Elvis impersonators at an Indian casino and, not surprisingly, has the time of life.  Is Larry losing the battle of the wills? Find out in this week's HAMPER U...

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Larry intros this rerun with an announcement about his return to the podcasting airwaves. For you Larryphiles out there, note that this is the episode that was recorded the day after the "Lost Ep...

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We have a special Halloween treat for you! We've uncovered a "lost episode" of This Week With Larry Miller! Larry talks about getting nervous around authority figures and his unsuccessful attempt...

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Larry stumbles across a nude beach and makes a spectacle. No, not a pair of glasses so he could see better, he makes a spectacle with his reaction. The great hunter returns from Vancouver with ta...

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**We've thrown in a little bonus at the end of this rerun, a 3 minute audio promo for this episode that we found in our archives.** A special international episode of TWWLM! Yes, Larry gets calle...

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Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world.  We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles...

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Hear how to maximize the laughs you can get from an $8 pair of underwear.Plus, we have a lotta errata. Larry offers a REALLY good apology to Ray’s Really Good Beef Jerky. Larry also talks about...

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Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin', C.B. jokin' truck driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wh...

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Larry Miller -- tool maker, stacker of wheat -- opens with a tribute to actor Warren Stevens, then segues into memories of Ricardo Montalban and The Naked Gun. Then he talks about how he's not a ...

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Larry takes Jerry Seinfeld and George Wallace to help him pick out a a brand new 1989 Mercury Colony Park wagon back in, well, 1989 obviously. Porsche? Nah. Camaro? Feh. The Colony Park winds up ...

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Larry talks about spending an involuntary vacation in the snow. Plus, we hear about his search for really good beef jerky, really good pistachios and really good martini olives.Then Larry welcome...

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Larry does an unplanned 20 minute tutorial on making martinis, then apologizes for his previous apologies. This is the first time a drink recipe has included the expressions, "Show it who's boss,...

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Three kinds of people walk in LA. And courtesy of a dead car battery, Larry becomes one of them and fails to conquer time. Then Larry tells of his longing for McClure's pickles and of hinge abuse...

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Larry talks about his trip to Dallas, continuing his tradition of plugging shows once they are already past. Then Larry visits "Camp Shakeitoff," a lovely place where we won't be talking about fe...

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Spit buckets and broken legs are afoot in this week's episode as Larry talks about some of his favorite show business superstitions and traditions. Who has better taste in Clairol Girls, Larry or...

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Larry hopes you screwed up Valentine’s Day. Hear why he thinks it’s a good idea to flub this holiday or at least phone it in. See you at the all-night jewelry store!On what seems to be a rela...

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Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing?Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don't hat...

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Larry tells how to hide 20 bottles of Jameson's behind a quart of milk and a sheepish grin. Then we hear about how in marriage math, one hour can equal TWO POINT EIGHT HOURS!Also, in this incredi...

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Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry's high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week -- al...

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Larry takes apart his trademark sign off -- just a little bit. After getting grouchy with his family on the way to Fab Dogs, he winds up laughing his way into Ralphs. Or should we say, "Rowfs. Ro...

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The old fivefecter himself checks in with a message for the LMDS at the top of this week's show!Then, in this week's rebroadcast, Larry eats hot Cambodian food with a tunnel rat from Drake's Drum...

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Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. ...

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Larry goes to the emergency room with his son after he gets beaned playing baseball. Larry tells us how to enjoy spending time in a hospital and how to hail the world's biggest cab. Not in the sa...

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Another encore presentation! Yes, you remember Roger, Dwayne and Encore Presentation from What's Happening, right?Larry goes into the lioness' den and does a hamper update from his own home! Yes,...

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This episode contains more borscht references than you can shake a soup spoon at. Hear beefy hunk Larry Miller explain the subtle comedic difference between "Ah" and "A-ha." We get a fistful of u...

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A rare outtake from the TWWLM archives is unearthed and aired for your enjoyment and Colonel Jeff's shame.Then, an encore presentation of a redux! A redux squared?Larry performs one of his signat...

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Larry gets murdered (on screen) and meets a rock icon all in one episode! Hear Larry describe running into Keith Richards in an airport, after eyeballing his wife. Is Keith Richards the coolest g...

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If Larry was a hot dog, what would he be? You've heard Larry obsess over pies, booze, soap and pretzels. Could hot dogs be far behind? No.Larry talks about eating a hot dog named after Charlie Sh...

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A Larry update from producer Colonel Jeff -- Larry is doing really, really well, but is going to need more time to recuperate before he gets back into the studio. Thanks for all of your kind comm...

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Another encore presentation as we wait for Larry to heal up! Feel free to sign Larry's virtual get well card at larrymillerpodcast.com.Larry muses hypothetical about the possible existence of a l...

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An update on Larry's recouperation and an encore presentation of one of our most beloved episodes! Feel free to sign Larry's virtual get well card at larrymillerpodcast.com.Leslie Nielsen perform...

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A Larry update -- as some of you have already heard our man Larry, stacker of soap, our fearless (and hairless) leader, defender of Pluto and the great updater took a spill last week. He conked t...

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Larry Miller -- tool maker, stacker of wheat -- opens with a tribute to actor Warren Stevens, then segues into memories of Ricardo Montalban and The Naked Gun. Then he talks about how he's not a ...

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Pardon our internet hiccups, Larry does a remote show from the luxury of room 824 of the Sheraton Monarch hotel in Springfield, MA. This week, Larry's beloved macintosh apples get him the hairy e...

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Powered by pickles (delicious McClure's pickles to be exact) Larry launches another poetry-packed, joke-jammed podcast. This week, we hear about what Larry finds so disappointing about "Nude Desc...

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Larry lifts a line from Leno to explain getting sprayed by a cologne skunk at Macy's -- a smell tattoo. Neither silkwood showers not Irish Spring can liberate Larry from this odious odiferousness...

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Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give ...

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Larry genuinely loves to be wrong. But this week, he loves to be right! That's the truth. Not a little white lie. That comes later, if we can figure out what a white lie exactly is.Three new upda...

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Three kinds of people walk in LA. And courtesy of a dead car battery, Larry becomes one of them and fails to conquer time. Then Larry tells of his longing for McClure's pickles and of hinge abuse...

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Larry hopes you screwed up Valentine's Day. Hear why he thinks it's a good idea to flub this holiday or at least phone it in. See you at the all-night jewelry store!On what seems to be a related ...

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Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry's high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week -- al...

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This episode contains more borscht references than you can shake a soup spoon at. Hear beefy hunk Larry Miller explain the subtle comedic difference between "Ah" and "A-ha." We get a fistful of u...

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Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing?Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don't hat...

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/larrymiller/LM_EP304.mp3

Larry does an unplanned 20 minute tutorial on making martinis, then apologizes for his previous apologies. This is the first time a drink recipe has included the expressions, "Show it who's boss,...

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/traffic.libsyn.com/secure/larrymiller/LM_EP303.mp3

Hear how to maximize the laughs you can get from an $8 pair of underwear. Plus, we have a lotta errata. Larry offers a REALLY good apology to Ray's Really Good Beef Jerky. Larry also talks about ...

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Larry talks about spending an involuntary vacation in the snow. Plus, we hear about his search for really good beef jerky, really good pistachios and really good martini olives.Then Larry welcome...

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Larry starts a new holiday tradition with the retelling of his favorite holiday-related story, colloquially known as "Does He Drink Coffee?" Like a visit from an old friend, it's great to hear th...

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Larry muses hypothetical about the possible existence of a level of drinking above level five! Does it have something to do with fractals or worm holes? Or just a hole in your head? String theori...

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Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. We hear about Larry and the crew's trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. ...

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Larry tells how to hide 20 bottles of Jameson's behind a quart of milk and a sheepish grin. Then we hear about how in marriage math, one hour can equal TWO POINT EIGHT HOURS!Also, in this incredi...

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Larry Miller talks about the death and burial of a loyal shirt and the socks that loved it. And admits to being a trekkie.Yes, Larry powers through a cold to deliver another slam-bang-pow (cough)...

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Larry talks about his trip to Dallas, continuing his tradition of plugging shows once they are already past. Then Larry visits "Camp Shakeitoff," a lovely place where we won't be talking about fe...

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Larry takes a break from his full-time job of turing off lights in his house to sit down for this week's podcast. We hear about how Larry's alleged coffee pot of death that tries to kill him in t...

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Spit buckets and broken legs are afoot in this week's episode as Larry talks about some of his favorite show business superstitions and traditions. Who has better taste in Clairol Girls, Larry or...

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Larry takes apart his trademark sign off -- just a little bit. After getting grouchy with his family on the way to Fab Dogs, he winds up laughing his way into Ralphs. Or should we say, "Rowfs. Ro...

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