The Bloggess » If I was a dog I’d be dead by now

You know how I’ve been feeling like shit lately and I’ve been that sort of exhausted that is either “definitely dying” or “clinically depressed” and I can’t make myself get up and m...

https://thebloggess.com/2023/02/10/im-complicated-so-this-post-has-two-titles-so-excited-to-be-sick-and-also-what-to-read-in-february/

So yesterday I decided to do a game of “What is this and am I dying?” on instagram: (if you can’t see it here just click on “view on instagram”.) As always, the comments did not disappo...

https://thebloggess.com/2023/01/30/spoiler-i-probably-didnt-inhale-a-bunch-of-arsenic-yesterday-and-even-if-i-did-thats-probably-not-why-i-was-in-the-hospital-an-hour-later/

So Saturday we opened Nowhere Bookshop for the day and it was amazing because there were real live people in the store and my talented friend Heather Gauthier delivered a special giant celebrator...

https://thebloggess.com/2021/05/25/its-been-a-weird-week-and-its-only-tuesday/

So. Yesterday I felt a bit gross and headachey but I’ve had a cold for a week so I thought I was just normal sick and maybe I just needed to eat something, but then at dinner I ordered somethin...

https://thebloggess.com/2019/03/11/i-suspect-my-body-is-trying-to-do-a-murder-on-me-and-i-dont-appreciate-it/

So a few weeks ago I found a lump in my neck.  I ignored it because that’s what I do but it’s gotten worse and now I can feel it when I swallow and when I breathe.  I wake up coughing and c...

https://thebloggess.com/2018/12/21/i-just-want-someone-to-tell-me-im-okay/

  Happiness.  Every day I have it drilled in my head…figuratively.  And now sort of literally. My 15th session of transcranial magnetic stimulation was yesterday.  My 16th, 17th, 18th and 1...

https://thebloggess.com/2018/07/10/is-this-how-its-supposed-to-be/

So if you read here you already know that I deal with a host of mental issues and you can probably tell that it’s gotten a bit worse lately and that sucks.  I go to sleep not knowing if I’ll...

https://thebloggess.com/2018/06/05/i-dont-even-know-how-to-spell-the-thing-that-im-going-to-do-to-myself-but-i-still-feel-good-about-it-so-dont-freak-me-out-okay/

I recovered from the flu (HELL YES) just in time to have debilitating lower back spasms (WTF?) and after a few days of pretending it wasn’t real I finally went to the doctor and she gave me mus...

https://thebloggess.com/2018/01/30/ow-2/

I’m too tired to type so here’s what’s happening now: View this post on Instagram Are you fucking serious right now? A post shared by Jenny Lawson (@thebloggess) on Jan 22, 2018 at 4:09pm ...

https://thebloggess.com/2018/01/22/my-body-is-a-deadly-weapon-usually-just-to-myself-but-today-its-really-going-the-extra-mile/

Me: Dude.  The news just said that snow leopards are no longer endangered, so guess what’s for dinner? Victor: Are they no longer endangered because there are more of them or because now they�...

https://thebloggess.com/2017/09/15/theyre-like-snow-peas-but-with-less-carbs-i-assume/