In a town known for fog, sourdough bread and chocolate, a band of
intrepid adventurers has decided to begin a trek through the city’s
best joints to find red meat between two pieces of bread. The Burger
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BurgerTower BurgerSmashburgerTryptychThe BurgerventurersDrew Drew is a
sassy lad from the Hootenanny province of Eastern China. Born amidst
the turmoil of Western Jazz and prohibition on grape soda, he moved to
the Bay Area to pursue his dream of plastic flower arranging. Drew’s
hobbies include rattlesnake handling, talking during Michael Bay
movies and crying at disco parties. His astrological sign is
Velociraptor. Chris Chris’ real name is Garrble VonBoofelwak, but he
changed it after killing a man in the squared circle during a
championship mixed-martial arts fight. Chris can also frequently be
spotted as the silent tough backup man in action films, such as
1992’s classic tale of the late-19th Century leather trade,
“Hellbent This,” starring Dolph Lundgren and a young Ronald
Reagan. He has one day sworn vengeance upon Gargamel, so watch your
back, jerk. James James is best known for his years in the smash
Swedish pop group GropinFuhrer, notorious for hits like “Dancing,”
“Dancin’ All Night” and their final single release, “One Woman
Just Ain’t Enough, Honey.” Later, amidst a tumultuous divorce,
James disappeared from the public eye, popping up only to release a
series of childrens books under the alias Huggenstein Lickjack
featuring the beloved character Chompy the Bear. James enjoys going
out in public in Snuggies and collecting trading cards of his favorite
dead kickboxers. Joe A ribald gent of boisturous nature, Joe is one of
the most highly revered collectors of silk scarves in Northern
California. Joe earned millions through his participation in a
back-alley dice game in Havana while undergoing ninjitsu training for
the Albanian government, and after numerous black ops in the hills of
Nebraska has retired to a quiet life of solitude amongst other
like-minded Death Metal fans in an encampment just East of Chico,
California. He reminds each and every one of us that a dream is a wish
your heart makes. George George is best described as Dame Judy Dent
with a bigger beard and a greater knowledge of show tunes. He can be
found at least 19 days a month entertaining the regulars at the
infamous piano bar “The Sticky Keys” in San Francisco’s North
Beach neighborhood, where you can find 33 kinds of flavored brandy on
tap. As a child he was a model for both Gerber Baby Food and the
controversial 3rd incarnation of “The Little Rascals.” Nowadays he
enjoys collecting stamps with unintentionally sexual themes and
arguing with strangers. Leila Formerly known as Lincoln, Nebraska’s
Queen of the Techno Beat, Leila gave up the hedonistic electro-punk
lifestyle after tasting corn for the first time in 1977. She has since
dedicated her life to letting people know about the dangers of clean
towels, sexy poltergeists and improper chainsaw maintanence. She
enjoys living in the Bay Area due to the easy access to sad hippies
and ironic t-shirts, but hopes to one day relocate to a desolate area
in Florida, because she enjoys the scent of angry burning hillbillies.
She refuses to acknowledge her age, saying only that she was born in
the Chinese year of the Platypus. Marci Marci is a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking for the fight of her life. After seeing her
Russian mob boss boyfriend murder a witness in her hometown of Walla
Walla, Washington, she hid in a convent in the wilds of Canada, where
she learned that the spirit of Buddha flows through her third eye. She
also watched over a thousand episodes of The Price Is Right. After
leaving the convent Marci participated in a series of high society
jewel heists, taught an old miserly businessman how to love and led a
gang of loveable losers to the championship in their regional hockey
league. Marci joined the Burger Blog after realizing that with great
power, comes great responsibility. Erica Born to two parents involved
in community theater, Erica quickly found herself performing in roles
such as “Baby” in a production of “Comin’ Home To
Racistville!” or as “Young Person” in a revival of “Train
Murder For Old People.” After being told by directors that her shins
were too skinny to play old black women, Erica decided it was time to
combine her two other loves: contemporary young adult fiction and the
sport of high-jumping. Her novel “Vampires and Werewolves Make Out
At the Track Meet” is being published next year, and in the meantime
Erica is making room in her home for stacks and stacks of money,
because teenagers are stupid. In Erica’s free time she enjoys
spraying infants with cheap cologne, adding rap verses to Dolly Parton
songs and shopping for colored adult diapers. She doesn’t need them,
but if anybody ever asks her for an adult diaper in the color pink,
she wants to be ready. Domingo After spending the first 44 years of
his life moving from town to town, working as a “cooler” for rowdy
bars and highway taverns filled with rootin’-tootin’ truck
drivers, Domingo decided it was time to settle down somewhere near the
ocean, where he could do early-morning tai chi while shirtless on the
beach. Domingo spends his free time collecting classic Care Bears on
eBay and farting inside the dressing rooms at Ed Hardy outlet stores.
He also hopes to one day start a two-man electronic band where both
members play keytars and sing about their favorite ramen restaurants.
He says he hates cats but really loves them. Domingo’s favorite
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