currently bootygingerbread for this festive season
Where’s my suitcase? Miss. Young lady! Excuse me. Girls! Hey,
little fella. Hey! Excuse me, girls. Girls! Hey, big fella! Help me
make the beds in the living room. Come on down here! Hey, son! Big
fella. Hey, little guy! Little guy! Pete’s brother and his family
are here. Trish is going to Montreal. Montreal? Oh, her family’s
there. - Then we’re off. - When? - Tomorrow. - You’re not ready,
are you? Uncle Frank won’t let me watch the movie… …but the big
kids can. Why can’t I? I’m on the phone. When do you come back?
Not till then? It’s not even rated R. He’s just being a jerk.
Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no… …then it must be really bad. No, we
put the dog in the kennel… Hey, get off! Kevin, out of the room.
Hang up the phone and make me, why don’t you? This kid. Did you pick
up a voltage adaptor thing? No, I didn’t have time. - Then how do I
shave in France? - Grow a goatee. Dad, nobody’ll let me do anything.
I’ve got something, pick up those MicroMachines that are all over.
He was playing with the glue gun again. We talked about that. Did I
burn down the joint? I don’t think so. I made ornaments out of fish
hooks. - My new fish hooks? - I can’t make them out of old ones…
…with dry worm guts stuck on them. Do you guys have a voltage
adaptor? Here’s a voltage adapter! God, you’re getting heavy! Go
pack your suitcase. Pack my suitcase? - Where’s the shampoo? - I
don’t live here. This many people here and no shampoo. - Are your
folks home? - They don’t live here. - Tracy, did you order the
pizza? - Buzz did. My parents live in Paris. - Hi! - Hi! - Are your
parents home? - Yeah. - Do they live here? - No. Why should they? All
kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage. I don’t know how to
pack a suitcase. I’ve never done it once. - Tough. - That’s what
Megan said. What did I say? You told him “Tough.” The dope was
whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to say?
“Congratulations, you’re an idiot”? - I’m not an idiot! -
Really? You’re helpless! We have to do everything for you. - She’s
right, Kev. - Excuse me, puke-breath. I’m small. I don’t know how
to pack. - I hope you didn’t just pack crap. - Shut up, Linnie. You
know what I should pack? Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and
water. What are you so worried about? You know Mom’s gonna pack your
stuff, anyway. You’re what the French call les incompetents. What?
Bombs away! P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If
he has something to drink, he’ll wet the bed. This house is so full
of people it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I’m
living alone! Did you hear me? I’m living alone! I’m living alone!
Who’s gonna feed your spider? He just ate a load of mice guts.
He’ll be good for a couple weeks. Is it true French babes don’t
shave their pits? Some don’t. But they got nude beaches. Not in the
winter. Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad? Can I sleep here? I
don’t want to sleep with Fuller. If he drinks, he’ll wet the bed.
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.