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“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.” “Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?” “I like to poo.” �...
I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspape...
?Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.? -Werner Herzog The post Stupidity fir...
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“Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it?s not true. I have the heart of a young boy – in a jar on my desk” – Stephen King The post Terrible person first appeared on Fun...
George Bush Quotes: Chew before you swallow. On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy. I think we agree, the past is o...
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” – Hillary Clinton, 2000 The post We are the president first appeared on Funnymos.com - Funny News ...
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker (1893 – 1967) The post Money first appeared on Funnymos.com - Funny News & Weird Pictures .
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“There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.” Cyril Connolly The post What will the neighbors say… first appeared on Funnymos.com - Funny News & We...
“Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.” Herb Caen The post Cockroaches and socialites first appeared on Funnymos.com - Funny News & Weir...
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield The post A happy marriage first appeared on Funnymos.com - Funny News & Weird Pictures .