You guys. Remember back in 2015 when Alabama Alpha Phi’s sorority recruitment video went viral and everyone was all “ehrmergerd, everyone’s so white and hyper feminine. Burn the witch!” A...
https://totalsororitymove.com/alabama-alpha-phi-repeatedly-using-the-n-word-is-horrifying/
Post breakup, there are certain levels of “crazy” that the general populace (or at least you and your group text) have deemed to be within the realm of normalcy. Stalking him and every girl a...
Are you a procrastinator wondering wtf to buy for the man in your life for Christmas? Same. Somehow we are only two weeks away from Christmas, and my shopping list is still as long as it was at t...
I don’t have a masculine bone in my body…but I have room for yours! Ayoooo! This is exactly how I start all of my relationships. And I basically mean that. When I’m first getting to know so...
I pulled my comforter over my head, prayed for death, and began sweating profusely as my entire body turned red in the heat of humiliation. This could not really be happening. After seven minutes...
https://totalsororitymove.com/i-accidentally-lesbian-sexted-my-straight-male-boss/
I only went on Spring Break one year during college. And to this day, I regret it. What the hell was I doing? I had a week off from literally all of my responsibilities and all of my friends conv...
https://totalsororitymove.com/im-already-so-stoked-about-puerto-vallarta-for-spring-break/
I, like much of the vagina-having population, have never seen a single film from Star Wars franchise. It started out as a simple lack of interest. If I wanted to see a space movie growing up, I d...
Amid Jimmy Kimmel having celebrities host his show, we have, perhaps two of my favorite people on a couch together. Jennifer Lawrence, long-time fan of the Kardashians, interviews Kim Kardashian ...
https://totalsororitymove.com/jennifer-lawrence-interviewing-kim-kardashian-saved-my-life/
Halloween, as we all know, is the greatest time of the year. Name me one activity that’s not better in costume? It can’t be done. And this one day week a year, we have a holiday where the res...
This afternoon, I stared at my friend’s #MeToo status as I typed and erased #MeToo as a comment to her three or four times, before deciding to give her a sad face and send her a text instead. I...
https://totalsororitymove.com/literally-why-cant-i-say-metoo/