Pelvic Sorcery

Why would I delete it? They’ll be posted when we start again, we will need a buffer for any new game that comes out, and this is a good 2.5 months, give or take a few days. It’s all here, a...

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When BW decides to release a new game, yeah, until then consider us on hiatus. I’ve been doing this for about 6 years, I need a break, lol -r

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Thank you darling! May we live in boring times! -r

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CONFESSION: Incidentally, I think it entirely possible that a basalit-an Hawke could have fucked the Arishok. It could have been canon but bioware was too weak.

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CONFESSION: I don’t want riches, power or vigins. I want Imshael. I want him to fuck me like only a desire demon would, making a mess out of me.

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CONFESSION: I know Cullen giggles when he sees your face as he gets in

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CONFESSION: I desire Tali’Zorah vas Normandy carnally, romantically, and spiritually.

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CONFESSION: Zaeed Massani could ruin my life & it would be a goddamn pleasure

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CONFESSION: Garrus callibrating Kaidan’s booty hole

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CONFESSION: Cullen: cut, slight curve, def a little pale base like #EAD3C5, tip is #E6ABA7, trimmed, 9.61in, 5.3girth, fluid is #FEFEFE, flavour slightly salted n sweet

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CONFESSION: Please god when is Cassandra gonna hold my hips down and eat me out till I sublimate???

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CONFESSION: I want to take a bubble bath with Duncan. With candles, snacks and wine. I want to brush his hair. And snuggle him. Then I want to dry us off, placing kisses all over his body. Then I...

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CONFESSION: Imagine, if you will, Tali’Zorah kneeling, handing someone a data chip that would allow them to unlock her suit, giving her dominant the power to feel her skin whenever they like, t...

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CONFESSION: ok but asides from needing bioware to let me romance evfra if they ever make an andromeda 2, imagine how hot it’d be to start it off with angry, steamy sex.

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CONFESSION: Kaidan biotically fisting Wrex

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CONFESSION: Okay, look, I’m not the kind of person who’s normally into public sex and the risk of getting caught. But Iron Bull fucking me on the war table????? Fuck yeah, I’m all for it, m...

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CONFESSION: My Hawke is Anders’ little cockslut

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CONFESSION: I’m not actually attracted to gamlen but I’d still fuck him. I’ve met worse uncles. Imagine hawke finding out one of his crew is shagging his uncle though

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CONFESSION: Admiral Raan has it pretty rough. I think she deserves to be tenderly seduced by Geth Prime. I’d like to watch, also

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CONFESSION: I would love Suvi to sample the terrain of my pussy. She can lick my rock as much as she wants.

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