Good people! Go subscribe to my new movie podcast #WhoShotYa! I got Alonso Duralde and April Wolfe with me, they’re dope! Our first episode drops THIS FRIDAY. Go subscribe son! Gracias!
Some dreams shouldn’t come true.
Yeah what he said! And what I said! And I can’t wait to hear what y'all say about it, SOON!
Yeah what he said! And what I said! And I can’t wait to hear what y'all say about it, SOON!
Stand Up Comic. Tosh.0 on your TV. @RickyCarmona on your Twitter.
Telling jokes to my two favorite Texans tonight. 10pm.
Felicidades! We 4th of July AF!
Fly Girl status, achieved! (at Classic Era)
I will be making all of the sounds at this show, BRING YOUR EARS AND YOUR BODIES AND YOUR FRIENDS AND THEIR EARS AND THEIR BODIES! 9PM. Classic.
Uh-oh, somebody let Bobby pick his own Wu-Tang name again.
My dope friends @emilyvgordon and @kumailn made a dope movie! Go see #TheBigSick. Holler at that!
It’s ya’ boy’s first movie premiere tonight! We’re rocking sick kicks for #TheBigSick. I’m tellin’ you, with the echooooooo.
Cameron, Rhea, and I met on a hidden island yesterday. I give it 4 “My LA-sso just went VIRAL!” out of 5! #WhamBamPow
FACT: There are no bad pictures of Muhammad Ali, he always looked like what he was, The Greatest.
“Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum, bitches.”
Y'all don’t have your own Temple of Chaka you pray to every morning? Handle that.
A picture of my niece and my Bo Jackson 1988 Score baseball card just fell out of my my journal. Like a Kendrick hot fire beat. For reals. I have no idea why they were in there…..but it has to ...
I can’t handle this. I’m gonna go watch One Flew Over The Covfefe’s Nest.
🎶Tell a friend, it’s that symbol again, that W Comin’ thru, bust a shot on your block, Gimme a Soooo!🎶 (at Hollywood)
Good Vibes 5-27-17: For you to get your shaky groove on. Press play and party y’all.