gummybard : > ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed > adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
godtrauma : > you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
doublism : > hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living > room
louisegluckpdf : > his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved > him 😂
baby-girl-aaron-dessner : > “I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your > faces!”
grandpayaoi : > ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old > man
toomuchismuch : > if my body is a temple then why isn’t there a priest inside it
cemeterything : > cemeterything > : > > >> *approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking >> for a fifth > > *approaching the seven deadly sins*...
writhe : > i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m > going to become evil for real
alphacrone : > “you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be > in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by > the majesty...
brain–rott : > do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. > this is the point of everything
fleshdyke : > you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird > act
notahorseindisguise : > do you ever say something and then think “wow this isnt even a > bit. im just like this”
rimonoroni : > “imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame > that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love > with art and stori...
babynapa : > babynapa > : > > >> hope 2023 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex > > hope 2024 brings everyone lots of lesbian sex
currymaker : > you dont have to be dating to have some gay shit going on
natjennie : > the cool thing about emails is that if you don’t look at them they > can’t hurt you. if you just don’t open your email, the people > trying to h...
cornsnoot : > getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then > immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on > wait wait hold upa�...
patheticspineless : > the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is > a kitty
junglejim4322 : > junglejim4322 > : > > >> New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever > > The time will pass anyways