It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’...
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/05/04/limerick-off-monday-slip/
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. Congratulations to SUSAN SETTJE, who wins the Limerick-Off Aw...
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/05/04/limerick-off-award-521/
A convivial fellow from FranceTook the stage and performed a short dance.He was graceful and masked.“Did you like it?” he asked.Though most clapped, I said, “Next time, wear pants!” Happy...
“Tell me, why are you dating that bum?”Said a gal to her strict-vegan chum.“Yes, that fellow’s no saint,But the man sure can paint!Plus the guy has a very green thumb.”
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/04/27/bad-taste-humor/
A fellow who frequently mopes,Moaned, “Ev’rything dashes my hopes!”He even bewailedA self-hanging that failed:“The NEXT time, I’m learning the ropes!”
I went gray at a premature age,But embraced it and hoped to look sage.For a lawyer sans penisBack then? Mars v. Venus!Young, female, and short — NOT the rage!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/04/19/hairy-tale-limerick/
Though it’s rare that I cavil or carp,And on errors, I try not to harp,I am ditched by my filterWhen pitch is off-kilter;My critique will be harsh — flat-out sharp!
I attempt to write lim’ricks each day.But at times my damn mind won’t obey:For my latest lim-slumpI blame tax forms and Trump.Both distract me and WON’T GO AWAY!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/04/16/distractions-limerick/
The defendant (young Teddy) was tense,For his trial was about to commence.He had troubles — a pile,And his lawyer (pal Kyle)Lost his file and appeared to be dense. Teddy yelled: “You are fire...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’...
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2024/04/06/limerick-off-monday-attack/