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ONE TIME CLOSE ONE-TIME CLOSE CONSTRUCTION LOANS FOR BUILDERS GLOBAL HOME FINANCE INC. HAS RECENTLY LAUNCHED ITS SINGLE CLOSE CONSTRUCTION PROGRAM FOR FHA, VA, AND USDA CONSTRUCTION LENDING....

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We've sailed through half of 2017 already. ("Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes." Since many folks have today off, very few people are readi...

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A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies' room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where t...

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Winston Churchill said that, "If the present tries to sit in judgement on the past, it will lose the future." No argument there in mortgage banking. But veering away from lending for a moment, w...

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FUNNY: At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace. �...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com TUESDAY FUNNY:  We're getting into camping season in many areas. An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What ...

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Mortgage Vendor Updates – Partnering is the Name of the Game, Ellie & HDMA Readiness Marriage Humor? Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Thanks to Robin for this one.) Did you hear about the guy who is an insomniac dyslexic agnostic? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. ...

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JUNE 6: PRODUCTS FROM PROCESSING; STATE-LEVEL LENDING LAW CHANGES - DOES CALIFORNIA HAVE A PRICE LOOPHOLE? By rchrisman@robchrisman.com  Smart Alek answer: The police officer got out of his ...

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June 5: Bank rankings; RESCAP legal news; June Fed Rate Hike Odds by rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Warning: Rated PG, I guess. Thanks to Nick S. for this one.) A firefighter was working on the ...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Thanks to Nick C. for this one.) Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they walked along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com "Jesus Loves You." Nice to hear in church, but not for a guy in a Mexican prison. PRODUCTS "'Best of the Worst.' Does this describe your subservicing experie...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com The only cow in a small town in Texas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a super milk cow up in Terra Haute, Indiana, for $...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some ident...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (This is making its way around internet, but there is nothing whatsoever to suggest that this really happened. It's fun nonetheless, however.) When Gandhi was stu...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com Thank you to Spencer D. for this one.) James and Cindy lived on a cove at Gull Lake, Alberta.  It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen ...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com Wife: "Do you want dinner?" Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife: "Yes or no." Word had leaked out well before the announcement, making the actual pres...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Thanks to Brian M. for this one.) An Arab Sheikh was admitted to a hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com A student in chemistry class was instructed to create a new substance by mixing some special ingredient with water. But the student chose the wrong ingredient and...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com The Will In Annapolis, Mr. Wilson is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. The nurse, his wife, daughter, and two sons are with him. He asks that two wit...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com These are classified ads, which were supposedly placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old,                      Ha...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Thanks to Norm O. for this one.) I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com Most people don't know that in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled f...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied, "That was f...

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By rchrisman@robchrisman.com (Thanks to Byron D. for this one.) A young couple gets married and at the end of the day, the new groom carries his bride across the threshold and proceeds to pl...

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