Bruce Schneier's childhood pet was a Squeamish Ossifrage
Bruce Schneier can make pasta with ragu using the Sieve of Eratosthenes.
Bruce Schneier drinks from a Klein Bottle
Alice and Bob are talking about Bruce Schneier, and he knows it.
Bruce Schneier has memorized the Debian private keys - all 262,144 of them.
Bruce Schneier watches Blu-ray movies by looking at the discs.
Bruce Schneier can tune an antenna by whistling the desired resonant frequency.
Bruce Schneier can draw a perfect circle with an Etch-a-Sketch.
Bruce Schneier has already solved the Goldbach Conjecture. He just enjoys watching us try.
Nuclear physicists at Fermilab were amazed to find that Bruce Schneier's internal clock is more reliable than the vibrations of a Cs-133 atom.