Ty Halley's Secret Tumblr

Bug-eyed! - A work in progress 😳

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drunkennovice : > “Chats” is captured in front of a live studio audience.

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drunkennovice : > Me and Ty, narcissistic as we are, often think that it’s a shame > that the highlights of our conversations never gets read by anybody > but oursel...

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Rickard: Ty Rickard: I just wanted to tell you that you're a good writer Ty: Okay... Ty: Thanks Rickard: No matter what people are saying Ty: wait Ty: Who's saying I'm a bad writer?! Ricka...

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Rickard: Hey, remember that time you told me my joke wasn't that funny? Ty: Hmm, no. When was that? Rickard: I dunno, probably a few years ago. Rickard: Anyway, good news. I think I can finall...

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I’ve made a video in which I enlighten you regarding an important issue effecting us all. ‎#important‬ ‪#‎issues‬ ‪#‎cookies‬

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‘HAPPY TOGETHER’ BY SLOTHRUST is my new jam.

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Words and phrases like “political correctness”, “offensive”, “freedom of speech” and “controversial” have lost their usefulness because each phrase no longer communicates a singu...

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I just had a realization. It’s not one that’s particularly useful, or that I even understand completely, but it’s a realization none-the-less. I can’t remember a time when anyone has eve...

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A few of you have already heard me relay this story and I thank you for being my unwitting focus group. I don’t know if the written word is really going to do this story justice, but I’m goi...

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I was talking to some young woman at the bar last night. She told me I seemed insecure. I responded “Why yes, I am. Thank you!” She told me it wasn’t a compliment. I suppose she can’t ...

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I’m pretty sure I’m the only person having anything to do with this product’s existence whose ever derived any joy from it. And even that joy is tainted by the schadenfreudian lust which ma...

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So Korbin, Courtney, Danielle, Tim and I went on a bar hopping excursion for the Fourth of July. To be honest, it was probably only 20% more “excursiony” than our typical, unscheduled drinkin...

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Rickard: I wrote a comic based on a conversation we had Ty: haha Ty: credit me in the description Rickard: nah Ty: you make a solid argument

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Ty: look at this shit Rickard: ugh, it's terrible! Ty: 5000 notes though Ty: I guess we're wrong! Ty: *gunshot* Rickard: aaah, I also wanna kill myself Rickard: but I don't own a gun! Ty:...

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Ty: I was taking a brain test on an app last night, just like for fun Rickard: hurry to tell your presumably lame story about how smart you are so I can say my thing Ty: Apparently I score high...

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Rickard: my morning haze just lifted Rickard: and I just remembered Rickard: did you call me a good friend out of the blue this morning? Ty: I did Rickard: what were you, drunk again? Ty: ah...

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I made a video to make sure you’d all remember I’m going to be at PAX East! Watch and enjoy! Or.. WILL you?

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cubewatermelon : > Yo, Ty Halley  and I are getting to > the heart of important issues over here

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Ty: I don't know why I bother arguing with people Ty: It never ends in my happiness Rickard: I never argue Rickard: If a person isn't smart enough to assume I'm always right I can't be bothere...

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