Homeless in Seattle

So, what are you doing for the new year? Post by Bringing Funny Back . I'm going to sleep so hard it'll seem like it's still 2012.

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2013/12/hobos-know-how-to-party.html

Howdy and Happy Thanksgiving, folks. Jesus the hobo here. I realized I haven't written anything in a long while, not since my "techno hobo" post about the barcode and stuff. But it ain't for...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2013/11/a-hobo-thanksgiving.html

I didn't do it.

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2013/07/innocent-until-proven-guilty.html

Hola, howdy, and hi. It's Jesus The Hobo. You might remember me. I'm the guy who urinates in your bushes once a week? Anyway, I've been working hard on this project (not really), finally raised e...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2013/01/jesus-hobo-enters-digital-age.html

> @southpawmegan  Okay...but it > doesn't look so good. I'll take that $20 now. > twitter.com/Santa_4_reals/… — Black Santa > Claus (@Santa_4_reals) November 27, 2012 >�...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/11/santas-prostate-exam.html

Collecting unemployment or a new career as a door-to-door bird seed salesman -- either way, sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.  -  Jesus

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/10/Big-Bird-Is-A-Hobo.html

You can twist, mold and stretch the truth. Yes? Spasiba, comrades!

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/08/historical-facts-are-like-silly-putty.html

Hobos from Mars (not to be confused with Rock Stars from Mars).

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/08/nasa-mars-photo-leaked-hobo-found-on.html

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter...can anyone explain this to me?? 10-year-olds are writing Hollywood scripts again, aren't they? Even though I'm just a hobo, my opinion is that this is a stre...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/06/abrascam-lincoln-box-office-killer.html

Aug. 22, 1920 - June 5, 2012  You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just give them a Kindle. =P

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/06/death-of-culture.html

There is nothing wrong with your computers.  Do not attempt to adjust your monitors. I am controlling transmission.  If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to ma...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/04/jesus-has-left-building.html

There is a joke about dead horses going around .... entitled ... "Beating a Dead Horse." (click to enlarge) From the American Indian Group (the Dakotas), there is a tribal wisdom that when ...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/03/if-youre-not-part-of-solution-theres.html

original pic source: Seth Casteel Cocaine dog is getting high on his own supply. Every drug sniffing dog has his day .

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2012/02/drug-sniffing-dog.html

You ever seen a Yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/12/tsa-psa.html

Somebody's been VERY naughty this year.

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/11/things-longer-than-kim-kardashians.html

These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"...especially when you might be bumpin' uglies with quite possi...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/09/completely-and-utterly-safe-sex.html

Der Übermensch is pretty frickin cool. Although the value of shaving your balls with a tuna can lid should not be underrated. You never know when that skill may come in handy. Still, I th...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/08/cool-things-i-post-on-facebook-since-im.html

Facebook captcha FAILs DARN THOSE ORPHANS AND THEIR ADOPTION STAINS! Now I see why those adoption stains were such a problem. But at least they found a solution!

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/08/adoption-stains.html

"As far as Harry Potter characters go, Snarkface MacBumblefuck is particularly intriguing."

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/07/cooler-things-id-post-on-my-facebook.html

The Energizer Bunny has nothing on me.

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/06/what-day-for-daydream.html

Change. Got any? I want to make uber-pretentious arty films that nobody understands, and describe them in a more unimaginably incomprehensible way. As examples, my artist statement will be ...

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/06/cooler-things-id-post-on-my-facebook.html

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http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/06/inanimate-objects-love-me-even-if-you.html

And everyone know communist country have no problem with homeless - They all have job in red army! <3

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/06/omnipotent-china-red-army-rules-world.html

(click to enlarge) Have you been hacked by a wiener? Have you been traumatized by Rep. Weiner's penis ? It's all part of the prank. So just go with it. Nothing can keep Weiner down for long.

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/06/weiner-will-rise-again.html

BOOM...HEADSHOT!!! VIA KRAPSODY.COM

http://jesusthehobo.blogspot.com/2011/05/team-america-fuck-yeah.html