Its Never Sunny in Cincinnati

Cris Collinsworth is the new Jay Gatsby. After a four month hiatus, INSIC is back to do what we do best: write about high school kids' graduation parties. In this case, the kid is Jac Collin...

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Here’s a little secret for all you single guys out there, Christmas is coming on February 14. Now you might be saying to yourself right now, “Jesus, Breech, have you been doing meth hit...

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This was Tim Tebow's haircut the last time he was in Cincinnati for a preseason game.  Tim Tebow is the gift that keeps on giving for Cincinnati Bengals fans. Way back on January 1, on t...

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Nate Webster was sentenced to 12 years in prison Wednesday. (Photo from Cincinnati.com) Having sex is almost always a good idea, unless you're having sex with someone who's underaged. The...

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Dallas Latos quit Twitter Saturday, but she left us these pictures. Four days ago, Dallas Latos was inventing Reds drinking games  with her Twitter followers, but it looks like she won't...

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This is what a married Colombian stripper looks like.  On Wednesday we wrote about a robbery involving Aroldis Chapman's "girlfriend" -- and keep in mind, we're using the term girlfriend ...

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Aroldis Chapman's hotel room was robbed Tuesday, however, the suspect did not get away with Chapman's prized princess backpack. Aroldis Chapman is having a bizarre month. And because we do...

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Todd Frazier hit a home run with no hands Sunday, which is a good thing because he needed his hands Monday to perform the Heimlich on a man that was choking to death.  Reds third baseman ...

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The Reds fireworks guy worked OT against the Braves on Monday (photo via flickr ) Home run balls are a lot like sex-starved super model girlfriends: you're chances of getting one are around...

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Jay Bruce is the youngest looking 225-year-old ever (photo via @Emilyfaith87 ) Forty-nine year old Jamie Moyer is no longer the oldest person in Major League baseball, that title now belong...

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Carson Palmer didn't throw any pick-6's on the golf course Tuesday (photo via Horsemeatsandwich ) Last year, after Carson Palmer diva'd his way out of Cincinnati, we swore we'd never write ...

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Ben Roethlisberger actually did something productive with his offseason (photo via @MiamiUAD_b2 ) When most people hear the words "Ben Roethlisberger" and "offseason," their first reaction ...

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The scene outside of Junior Seau's house in San Diego (via @AdamHousley) Former NFL linebacker Junior Seau was found dead this morning of an apparent suicide, according to TMZ.com.  Seau's...

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Hide yo children: Vontaze Burfict is headed for Cincinnati If you were in Cartagena getting sloppy seconds from Secret Service agent hookers over the weekend, you may have missed the NFL dra...

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Mohamed Sanu's first football card most likely won't be in a Bengals uniform.  A few Bengals fans were shocked when the team took Wisconsin guard Kevin Zeitler with the 27th pick in the dr...

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How many pick-6's will Carson Palmer throw against the Bengals? Find out on Nov. 25.  If you don't have Bengals season tickets, 2012 is probably the year to get them, unless you hate good ...

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The NFL schedule is set to be released at 7 p.m. today, but details are already starting to leak out like urine from an unpotty trained puppy. One of the juiciest details actually involves...

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Unless the NFL twitter feed got hacked, it looks like the 2012 schedule will be released on Tuesday, April 17.  Just when it looked like Tuesday was going to be the worst day of the year -...

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Bengalsjerk.com made this photo. We really liked it, so we're using it.  Stoners, here's a new math problem you might want to remember: eight and a half pounds of marijuana will get you 15 ...

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The front page of the Cincinnati Enquirer is exactly what you'd expect it to be on Opening Day: a kid talking to a statue. No one from INSIC is at Great American Ballpark for Opening Day ...

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These are the only three fans in Cincinnati that are excited for preseason football. Nobody cares about preseason football, but we still felt obligated to post this, mainly because its NFL n...

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Joey Votto is now the richest person in Cincinnati.  USA Today reported Monday that the Reds and Joey Votto have come to terms on a 10-year contract extension worth $225 million. Its the...

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98 Degrees peaked in 1999. Thanks to their reunion, expect them to re-peak in 2012. If you talk to people from Cincinnati, most of them want to see three things happen before they die: they ...

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Sarah Jones' mugshot isn't the most attractive picture she's ever taken. Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones apparently loves two things: 1. the spotlight and 2. (allegedly) having sex with her ...

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If we've learned one thing here at INSIC, it's that hot girls equal hits. Just like the Reds, INSIC took 2011 off. Sure we put up the occasional post, but they were all pathetic and the effo...

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