This is for reals satire, I promise – it’s based on the shitty shit people say to each other in parenting forums/Facebook/what-have-you It’s not that I think you’re a bad parent, per se....
https://bellejar.ca/2014/09/22/all-of-the-reasons-you-shouldnt-have-had-kids/
I think that we can all agree that the main problem with Canadian history is that men are just way too underrepresented. Take our money, for example. I mean, the queen is on all of our coins! Wh...
https://bellejar.ca/2014/07/28/canada-land-of-misandry-not-anymore/
“WE HAVE KILLED ALL THE MEN. STOP. MADE THEM JERK OFF INTO CUPS FIRST. STOP. WILL USE THEIR SPERM FOR ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION UNTIL WE DISCOVER ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION OR HAVE PERFECTED CLONING. S...
https://bellejar.ca/2014/06/16/dispatches-from-the-gynocracy/
Dear Aspiring Screenwriter, We are writing to thank you for the submission of your screenplay, The Common Life-Cycle of the Short-Beaked Garfish. We found it to be poignant and humorous with jus...
In case you were wondering what it’s like to fly on an airplane with me, it’s pretty much like this: I am terrified of flying. Seriously. Even just glancing up and seeing an airplane in the s...
When I was a kid, I loved watermelon. Loved it. I couldn’t get enough of that shit. Then one day, when I was five or six, I ate a bunch of that delicious summertime fruit, caught some kind of s...
https://bellejar.ca/2012/09/26/the-oatmeal-is-actually-pretty-gross-you-guys/
There’s this comic from the Oatmeal that’s been making the rounds on my Facebook feed. It’s called My dog: the paradox, and it’s basically a sequence of short vignettes about how stupid ...
https://bellejar.ca/2012/09/23/how-the-oatmeal-turned-me-into-a-humourless-feminist/