At the Consumer Electronics Show this past year in Vegas, Rockies manager Bud Black was there showcasing his newest sunglasses, they’re called ProspBlockers. Here, I’ll let you hear it direct...
https://razzball.com/rockies-call-up-beck-cuz-theyre-sick-of-being-loser-babies/
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I’ve broken down my version of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers. If you want to look at the articles from the past month, click on my MarmosDad link under ...
https://razzball.com/so-you-love-the-top-100-starting-pitchers-oh-fo-shota/
Fantasy folx! As we come upon the fifth month of the fourth year of this our third millennium of the Common Era within the second baker's dozen of years, I have but one request of you: Don't Pani...
https://razzball.com/what-i-like-joey-meneses-jesus-sanchez-reed-garrett/
Howdy again, folks. Going to start this one off candidly: It’s a weird time for me. Beyond being in the midst of starting a new job, I also just emptied my entire life into a storage unit whi...
https://razzball.com/middle-infield-roundup-a-constant-amidst-the-chaos/
Yesterday, NICK SENZEL went 2-for-6, 5 RBIs with his 4th and 5th homer. That’s five homers in a week for him! He’s only played ten games all year! Well, of course he has, the 11th game for Se...
This week’s teams to keep your eye on are the Astros and Dodgers. Framber Valdez is off the IL, and to make room for him it was J.P. France who got optioned down to AAA. That means Spencer Arri...
It is time for one of our favorite traditions here with hitter profiles as we debate early season performance and identify some buy or sell candidates at current ownership rates. This week, we ...
This is one of the strangest weeks we’ve had for streamers. It’s truly evident when looking at the favorable matchups because it feels like all of the bad lineups are facing all of the bad pi...
So here’s the issue off the top: Jackson Holliday is not on this list. I mean I haven’t written yet, in full, but he’s not gonna be on this list. One of the few rules I’ve created to help...
https://razzball.com/prospect-news-stash-list-volume-1-skenes-the-mountain/
Goodness gracious, just when we thought the injuries would slow to a trickle, the epidemic shifted from elbows (mostly, but not fully) to ribs. Once again, Keelin has you covered on all those in...
Welcome back, friends, to another week of Up-and-Coming Dynasty Players. Last week I talked about Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Jackson Chourio. I'm liking Milwaukee so much that I have decided to...
https://razzball.com/brice-turang-up-and-coming-dynasty-players/
The NFL Draft was not the only spectacle taking place in Detroit this weekend, SETH LUGO was putting on his own dazzling performance at Comerica Park pitching seven strong shut out innings allow...
I’ll give it to Scott Boras: he’s a bold mf’er. Perhaps his boldness has resulted in some hubris in the case of Blake Snell. Snell, who notably did not attend spring training while holding ...
https://razzball.com/ambulance-chasers-il-snell-is-a-circle-in-dantes-hell/
Imagine you’re in a deli waiting for a pastrami on rye. Not just any pastrami on rye, but the best pastrami on rye. Like all delis, you have to take a number. So, you pull a number and it’s n...
Okay, this injury thing is getting ridiculous. It was bad enough when it was just the pitchers and an occasional hitter, but now I have teams where I have two or three of my most valuable offensi...
https://razzball.com/rolling-in-the-deep-so-many-teams-falter-ing/
Sing it with me: “War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it again, y’all War, huh (good God) What is it ...
https://razzball.com/analytics-anonymous-warwhat-is-it-good-for/
13 games is a (good) racket! I am mindful of the fact that the math can be done to analyze the odds of one of 13 games producing 10+ runs, but I also know I do not want to attempt that math. Plea...
https://razzball.com/dfs-see-through-the-13-game-haze-choose-rays/
So, here’s where I give you the grain of salt. The White Sux suck. Their team name is White Sux. No worse sucking than a team named Sux. The heart of their lineup is Mendick/Sheets, which is as...
https://razzball.com/simeon-says-let-my-first-start-be-against-the-white-sox/
The DAULTON VARSHO Trilogy has been an entertaining one, full of ups and downs, laughter and grief, expectations and disappointments, birth, death, and resurrection. He made his MLB debut in 2020...
https://razzball.com/one-mans-trash-i-snuck-into-the-varsho/
Today we reflect on a form of blurb elusive to those not steely of eyes, or dan of mind. Jorge Luis Borges once contended that every story ever written is part of the 1,001 Nights, a beautiful id...
https://razzball.com/avoiding-the-blurbstomp-landon-knack-landon-knack/
What is up party people? We mostly focus on the positive, but not everyone has gotten off to a rockin start. Take, for example, JORDAN WALKER. You know him well as Razzball favorite, destined ...
In our 41st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open with discussion of the latest moves and news including significant injuries affecting Francisco Alvarez and Triston Casas. Then we o...
https://razzball.com/cards-categories-ep-41-movers-in-the-card-market/
Ton of injuries yesterday, huh? You ever go to your waiver wire page in each league and type in the injured player’s name to see who has the injured player? Then when I see someone else has the...
https://razzball.com/cody-so-ribweak-becomes-pete-crow-armstrong/
ORIOLES OF HESTON KJERSTAD was recalled after laying waste to Triple-A for a few weeks. He started in right field on Tuesday and should be in the lineup most nights from here forward. Baltimore c...
https://razzball.com/prospect-news-invasion-of-the-boeve-or-pain-dont-hurter/
Some shows just have iconic lines that stick with you forever. “How You Doin?” and “Pivot” from Friends. “There’s Always Money In The Banana Stand” from Arrested Development. “A...
https://razzball.com/sagnof-johans-cousin-danny-rojas-says-sagnof-is-life/
I have been humbled this weekend by the injury genie. Of course, a genie is supposed to grant wishes, right? Well, then, mean fantasy genie, why have you taken my two breakout picks, Triston ...
The Yankees take on the A’s and Joe Boyle, who has given up 7 earned runs on two separate occasions in this young season. Wind is expected to be blowing out to right field at Yankee Stadium Wed...
https://razzball.com/dfs-yankees-jays-are-the-stacks-that-pay/
This past preseason I went to Japan, which is close enough to Korea, so I am an expert on Korean Baseball Organization’s import ERICK FEDDE (6 IP, 1 ER, 3 hits, zero walks, 11 Ks, ERA at 2.73.)...
INTRO This continues to be one of the more interesting seasons as we approach the end of April that I can remember. Between the calamity of keeping up with baseball injuries, coaching my son’s...
https://razzball.com/top-100-outfielders-for-2024-fantasy-baseball-enmity-edition/
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart , y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you ...