How about 'uncle too embarrassed to wear his princess costume so younger niece put one on too'
Still not a haiku; Needs to be five, seven, five; You're disappointing.
Wasn't a haiku, wasn't relevant, I'm disappointed.
are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago
I saw that too and was a bit confused at why Antonio banderas looked so weird to me.
The Jews did what?
Can confirm; attractive people = hot
Or from New Orleans. A true hasher has a couple.
But why male role models?
Because a vast majority of men wouldn't even go in a prince costume let alone as another princess. Halloween shouldn't be the only time we rattle some cages and get outside ourselves.
> Is it finished yet ?
They're upsidedownvotes.
Attention whore alert...
We will need both the king's horses and the king's men
Spotted the hasher
That's her hairy godmother
But why male role models?
Fat girls go to prom too!
something something consoles are still trying to ketchup
Son, I have to say that it really hurts when you talk to me that way.
Why are those upvotes facing down??
I JUST started watching that show TODAY. Such a damn coincidence
I accidentally asked him once as well. Is it finished yet ?
something something pc mustard pastes
I'd say 50% to help his neice, and 50% to show off his biceps.
Yes! Educate the public about the truth, just like Hitler did. Oh wait.....
This is acceptable if you live in New Orleans
Fuck, that's great advertising. People are all talking about it. I should make /u/Ask_About_What_The_Jews_Did
Something something still waiting on heists...
That's what jock straps are for
Literally a sick fuck.
Any excuse to wear a dress.
Wow, they're really upping the shader quality and poly count for the PC port. If the game ever actually gets released, it's gonna be gorgeous!
Needs more beard
> but also comes with a hole in the front for easy dick access. Like a convertible BMW.
That's normal for wear I live ... ok maybe not the neon shower cap ... but certainly hitting the supermarket or mall in your jimjams in the middle of the day :D When I started to do similar, I ...
It just makes me so sad to know a little girl is too shy to be herself. KIDS. GO LITTLE GIRL, WEAR THAT DRESS TO THE MOVIES. :,( DREAM BIG.
I'm waiting for the answer alongside you
Attractive people are hot. If that guy was 100lbs heavier and sweaty people would be calling the police when they see him walking around in a princess dress with a little girl.
What, no condoms? You sick fuck.
> Can't believe all of the negative comments. Seems to me like a guy > that really loves his niece and is willing to go the extra mile for > her. Good for him. You...
It's a game that is supposed to be epic, but the devs are probably never going to finish it and it's lame now. You can play this unfinished game for $35.
She's in the basement, huh?
http://i.imgur.com/WSuiZqY.gif
It's made a million dollars.
I love all types of dad jokes. Had me crying.
CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
> I should add that I have a 4 year old girl at home before someone > hits me with a Chris Hansen gif Chris Hansen was too late.
Honestly I'd want him on his back on the changing table
And now you're on a list somewhere.
Scrolled so far down to see this. "Stimulus Tuesday"?
I'm pretty sure it's a game he's working on with friends, but I don't know what platform its for....
But only if you dress like a princess.
What else are you going to wear on date night?
A variety of sex toys and alcoholic beverages
This is actually just a screenshot from the PC version.
I would date him so hard
I guess I'll find out.
I could easily acquire an adult sized princess costume within the hour if i needed to. Pretty sure this guy didn't do it for the karma.
Not and uncle, but I would have asked if she wanted to change into something different. I'm sure when she is 15 she will fully appreciate the picture of her uncle in a princess dress that has pot...
Second time I've seen you today. I'm interested in trying your game when it officially releases. I have high hopes for you guys.
Only $2 each for popcorn, candy, or drinks on Tuesday?! That's a hell of a deal compared to most theaters!
Then again, I'm hoping he isn't. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Because he's trying to teach her not to be embarrassed. And wearing a princess costume is seen as even more embarrassing than a prince one.
Do you like caaannddyyyyyy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)What's over there?
Have you seen his face? I am pretty sure he could just use his face to pick up girls. He could walk up to me and just smile and I would give him my number.
And a panel van.
No, but I'm an uncle and if my niece was too embarrassed to wear a dress in public then I would've asked her if I wore a dress would she wear one too. Chances are she would have loved the idea an...
I'll be a druncle in a couple of weeks!
Sounds like it could have happened in shameless
It's likely been pointed out, but aces only have A's in two corners, not four
I. ADORE. Her.
Men's underwear is not only already easy to take off, but also comes with a hole in the front for easy dick access.
She's a good kid. Definitely not mine.
10/10 would sex
What do I not know?
He looks a bit young to be her great uncle.
I almost want to post a photo of myself to show how scarily accurate that description is...
Maybe she's proud to be your daughter?
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!
Why does it fit him? Did he already own it?
Maybe this isn't the first time he's done this
Right over there.
He just wanted an excuse to wear a dress and show off his cleavage/tats.
I've been around a TON of 2-4 year old girls and they're are never shy about wearing princess dresses. Pre-edit edit: I should add that I have a 4 year old girl at home before someone hits me w...
You think one would be hard to find? Like there's not a market for large dresses in America.
A friend became responsible for several younger brothers and sisters when their parent's died. The friend was in her twenties and took good care of her family. She always told her siblings, that ...
My guess was she wanted to wear it, but felt embarrassed. So he told her he would wear one too. Probably trying to teach her to be self-confident, and do what she wants, regardless of how others ...
http://i.imgur.com/Ia3lb.jpg
It used to be bashing fat people who advocates being fat, but now it's just general bullying. A fat people got married shouldn't be anyone's problem but that doesn't stop that sub from bullying t...
It's honestly sort of disturbing to me that it's gaining so much traction. At least a few links there are showing up in the top 50 of /r/all on weekly basis. It feels like Reddit's userbase is c...
This cracked me up. Thanks.
The uncle is always single
What is void space?
Do you really care?
...or he's just using her as an excuse to express himself the way he's always wanted to but wasnt quite accepted by society.
They're just paid to be environmentalists in or around the store. By that I mean converting oxygen to CO2, vital for plant life.
happy cake day nigga
I know right! That purse with that dress?! I'd be embarrassed for them too.
Where are all of these guys getting full glitz child beauty pageant gowns in men's sizes? I'm asking for a friend.
Can't believe all of the negative comments. Seems to me like a guy that really loves his niece and is willing to go the extra mile for her. Good for him.
First step is always acceptance.
That instinct won't kick in until she's 10 or so.
The Walmart where you live actually has employees?
Had to scroll down way too far to find someone asking this.
Might be a bad idea to embarrass a foster kid.
sigh... when will men learn that you can't pair your princess dress with sandals
I am dad material. I will be your dad. Clean your room.
The toddler is an easy pickup. Lets tackle this hard to easy.
https://i.imgur.com/TdV1sPa.jpg
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Where?
"What are you supposed to be, little miss?" "She's a goddamn princess, you got a problem with that?" "No, sir." "Outstanding. Carry on."
did anyone walk in on you while you were photoshopping that?
He had a man sized princess costume ready to go for a trip to the cinema, safe to say it wasn't her idea.
Yeah, this is reddit, where /r/fatpeoplehate is only one of the centers of concentrated bullying and vitriol.
If dad wont do it then uncle surely will.
I don't think just wearing a dress is going to get you very far.
I wanna be where the nieces are... I wanna see, see 'em swimming
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/655/681/4dc.gif
right? this was a great moment, and like, he is a great uncle for this. people need to calm down.
AKA: My mom.
he skipped leg day just for that
and a toddler.
The real story here is 2 dollar bags of popcorn on Tuesdays!
i think it's combo of chest hair, tattoo, and the dress giving some cleavage. not that i looked that closely.
I saw that in church today
That's what he wants you to think.
But that would only make it harder to fuck him in the handicap stall. You're not thinking this through.
Wow 2 dollars for popcorn or soda on Tuesdays!
Why is this "dad wears a dress" stuff constantly on the front page?
He thought this would be more fun?
Walmarts employee uniform where I am from
Maybe I should buy a dress.
Protein Tiiiiiiiiiiime.
He just happens to have a man sized princess dress laying around...
Mission accomplished.
He taught her a lesson about facing her fears and not letting fear of judgement get in the way of being fucking awesome. The little girl probably got some positive reinforcement for her costume f...
usually kids get embarrassed because they don't want eyes on them. I'm sure this helped...
That's just normal where I'm from.
I suggest a tube top, crocs, cutoff Jeans shorts with holes in the ass, bad bleached blonde hair, and a whaletail thong to complete the picture
or just total dateable material.
Sounds about right
Everyone is scared to stand out from the crowd. The nail that stands out gets pounded down. I think male role models who do this create an environment for kids to feel comfortable being themselve...
Reddit has been covered in men in dresses recently. Or maybe I just keep checking in at odd hours.
I don't know if it's the camera angle or what, but he looks like he has a semi nice rack.
Definately not his first time at the pretty princess rodeo...
Do you wanna get swole man? We dont have to be swole man
Why didnt he just dress like a prince?
Living up to that name, atta girl.
Is, uh, Uncle single...?
Girl here. Would give him my number if I was single. Total dad material.
We used to be gym buddies But now we're not, I wish you were the same guyyyyyy
I just hope he's wearing underwear.
My foster kid claims I do not possess the talent to embarrass her in public. Challenge accepted.
He did NOT stop there
YOU NEVER RACK WEIGHTS ANYMORE THEY JUST HIT THE FLOOR IT'S LIKE THE PLATES HAVE GONE AWAY
as adults should.
I have a niece and I'm an alcoholic. I think things are going well.
That dude must be a poker God!
That dress with those shoes?!
Apparently his goal was to make her even more embarrassed.
10:1 odds he did this to meet girls
Not to point out the elephant in the room here, but why did he have a dress that fit?
Guys dressing in princess costumes for little girls is so hot right now.
Reminds me of my drunk uncle.
Do you wanna go get swole man? Do you wanna make some gains?
I feel like the tattoos and bearded face make this so much better