What the fuck is that thing? Glad you asked! This is the Tongue Star Pleasure Tongue Vibe made by the fine folks at Hott Products, makers of many crappy sex toys and OMG I hate it! “Strategic d...
https://screwysextoys.com/2015/11/09/more-crap-to-put-in-your-mouth/
“The deep oral canal is lined with tiny ribs that feel great when lubed up. Face fuck her as hard as you want and for as long as you like without her choking or gagging. When you’re ready to ...
https://screwysextoys.com/2015/11/06/yes-i-am-a-feminist-killjoy/
So this is from December last year and I’m not going to name the company (they have already heard plenty from me and offered an apology-ish) but it bears sharing that in 2014 on the heels of Fe...
It has finally happened! They made the Perfect Woman! And she has no pesky head or arms or legs to get in your way.
https://screwysextoys.com/2013/02/22/finally-the-perfect-woman/
http://yourmasque.com/ Masque is a $4 dissolving strip that is designed to “Completely mask the taste of seman”. And I have a few things to say about it- 1- They have this picture on their ...
This gem is here for a few of reasons: 1- The awful orientalist packaging and name. I just checked and not only is this still in production, the packaging has not been updated at all. 2- The incr...
Oh gosh, I have so much to say about this toy. But first, in case the picture is not worth 1000 words let me tell you more about it. This is from a line of trans porn star Mia Isabella’s toys a...
https://screwysextoys.com/2011/05/17/mia-isabellas-big-secrect-collection/