I'm flabbergasted a little surprised. Come on people. Be for real. I have been a bitch on wheels haven't been feeling too great for the last couple of days. For the bits of time that I wasn't h...
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.......there was a beautiful princess Crotchety Old Mom. Her daughter was 17 and no longer in need of constant supervision. The Princess Daughter bought Mom a new book called "He's Just Not ...
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Big Sis K and Little Sis Stew left me here in the snow belt. Alone. With BSK's crap-mobile uh van parked in my driveway. While they go to the tropics to snorkel and play footsie in the sand and...
My BFF was married to Mr. D., a complex and interesting character with a complex and interesting job. One of the less complex aspects of his job was wading through sewers. The massive ones. The ...
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going to Tiffy's blog and giving her *birthday hugs* on Thursday..... she L.O.V.E.S. hugs! A Bloggy Birthday Blowout Hug-a-thon don't kill me Tiffany.....please be sure to stop by and wish her a...
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There are a bajillion drafts in my blog. But. I didn't blog about my sister with asthma. Asthma makes her cough. Coughing makes her toot. Tooting makes her sisters laugh like 12 year olds. "ye...
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I always like to think that I was independent. "No thank you", I'd say in reply to passersby inquiring if I needed a hand picking up and moving a Volkswagen Beetle. (it was in MY parking spot....
Pass the Tylenol. Pass the Xanax if you have one to spare. I'll pay you back. Promise. Once again I'm on the merry-go-round. Should I go back to work? Should I not? I used to once upon a time w...
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And you all thought I was a good procrastinator ~ I asked my brother ohhhhh maybe about 10 weeks ago (he says three weeks but who's counting) to give me 10 good reasons to live on an island. ...
http://jollieprimitives.blogspot.com/2009/01/life-on-islandaka-man-in-bathtub.html
Nothing NOTHING NOTHING could get my mom's head to spinning accompanied by the required flames-shooting-from-the-eyeballs-hair-on-fire spazz attack hissy fit she'd throw when one of her angels ch...
Somewhere in Utah....is my very own Secret Santa! ( I'm over there on the right doin' the Happy Gift Dance) --> I'LL BE BE GOOD I PROMISE. I WILL NOT EAT THE YUMMMMMY GODIVA CHOCOLATE BEF...
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There are things from our past that rise up to remind us of where we have come from, small struggles, little triumphs, happy memories......and some not so happy...... My sincere apologies to the...
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There are 577 unread posts in my reader. There is a two day old turkey drying out in the fridge. We were planning on having a NotThanksgiving dinner here because Thanksgiving was at my sister's h...
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I'm technically challenged, but this is easy and q.u.i.c.k! I love signatures and personalized blogs. Pictures, bling, all that time-eating fun stuff. Since I'm on blog restriction and only have...
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Ho Ho Ho! Santa Claus is coming to town early! The SITS girls have put on their Santa hats and come up with a great giveaway & shameless promotion of BUSY MOM BUSINESSES! Jump over to SITS for ...
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Somebody mentioned on their blog that they weren't all that ecstatic about the mandatory holiday visiting with in-laws, out-laws, friends and foes. That she needed a private blog to vent about it...
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OK, everybody, join hands and start humming "Reach Out and Touch Somebody's Hand" as we record the MotherLode of MeMes! I would have downloaded a Real Singer from YouTube to do the backup but th...
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When doing your Christmas cards this year, take just one card and send it to this address. Pass this on! Sorry for the lengthy amount of info below. Send a Christmas card to any service memb...
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What I don't know about computers could fill a book. Or a library. A sixth-grader taught me how to open my own email account and how to get on the internet. Do not ask a sixth-grader how to c...
http://jollieprimitives.blogspot.com/2008/11/technically-challenged.html
Mr Sweetie is a polite and considerate person. Really. Being polite and considerate he likes to leave the toilet lid in the non-functional but aesthetically pleasing DOWN position. I'm more in...
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I used to love to travel. The Army had a slogan. FTA. Fun Travel Adventure. Once I joined, I found that FTA stood for a different acronym. I'll leave that one to your imagination. If you can't fi...
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You go to the grocery store and fill up your cart with a month's worth of groceries. well it looks like a month's worth using your list and your carefully planned monthly menus. as if yea...
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Faux (pronounced /ˈfoʊ/, like "foe") is a French word for false or fake. It is often used in English phrases such as faux pearls, faux fur, and faux pas. Except when you go to the hardware ...
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Remember those carefully forged notes we had to take to school to excuse our absences? Dear Teacher Followers Friends, Please excuse J'Ollie Linda from school posting today. She is not feeling ...
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In an effort to remind our children that they have parents who refuse to grow up, here comes a True Story. My little sister lives about five houses down from me. She has all the cool toys. Ninten...
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