“Lucifer in the flesh. … I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” - Form...
“If any future president wants (the) CIA to waterboard anybody, he better bring his own bucket, because CIA officers aren’t going to do it.” - Ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden, responding...
“I don’t know, did he endorse me? Or what’s going on. Because I know nothing about David Duke.” - DONALD TRUMP, February 2016. Here’s Donald rejecting David Duke and his Reform ...
“There are those who contend that it does not benefit African-Americans … to get them into the University of Texas where they do not do well, as opposed to having them go to a less-advanc...
What exactly is a “real ” black president? Rupert apologized this morning .
“It is unacceptable that The Washington Post and the Guardian newspaper from the U.K. are becoming the lead source of information about violent encounters between police and civilians. That is ...
“That’s the culture they have. They hit each other.” - A Brooklyn judge sentenced an ex-con to time served for assaulting two women, who he referred to as “so-called victims” who “...
“I don’t think dignity is guaranteed in the Constitution.” - Kentucky clerk Kim Davis defending her decision to defy the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling (via ABC News )
“I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.”” - Donald Trump, 1991. Here are 46 other Trump-ism...
“They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” - A week after Donald Trump proposed blamed Mexico for “not sending their best” immigrants, Univision said it would not be air...
“We should start calling this law SCOTUScare.” - #SCOTUS Justice Antonin Scalia, writing the dissent to the 6-3 decision on King v. Burrell case that upheld health care subsidies for tho...
“Three things happen when they are in the lab: You fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them they cry.” - Nobel Laureate TIM HUNT , who resigned from U...
“I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’” - Former Arkansas GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE joking about how...
“You know, I think we have people in our nation and even in Texas that are really just anti-oil and gas. And they would like to see that production stopped. To those folks, I say, ride your hor...
“thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou…” - Lawyer Melanie Nussdorf in an...
““Folks shouldn’t have to drive around wondering if their airbag is going to explode in their face….” - Senator Bill Nelson of Florida after Takata, a Japanese supplier, said it woul...
“Hello, Twitter! It’s Barack. Really! Six years in, they’re finally giving me my own account.” - President Barack Obama in his first tweet from @POTUS . The @BarackObama account is r...
“We don’t even want the perception that that’s an individual we’re celebrating.” - Ben Hales, a New Orleans Saints executive, on the NFL team removing a photo of confessed serial rapi...
“Any addict who walks into the police station with the remainder of their drug equipment … or drugs and asks for help will NOT be charged.” - Police Chief Leonard Campanello in Gloucestor...
“It’s the industry of death.” - Pope Francis telling children that many powerful people don’t want peace because they make their living off of selling arms.