UPDATE December 12, 2015: I want to give a heads up to people who
follow my blog - I have changed my avatar pic and wanted everyone to
know the blog isn’t changing, just the pic! Thank you all for
following and giving my blog so much love. I will always reblog my
followers so if you want me to help, just drop me a line though the
“Ask me anything” button. Don’t use the instant message button
to contact me because I don’t read those - I can’t keep up with
them. But I do read my messages that people send through the “Ask me
Anything” method. Also, somewhere along the line while I was
changing the avatar, I lost my FAQ section, so I’ll be putting that
back in place little by little. Here are a few FAQs - please read
these as this FAQ is a compilation of the questions I’m asked every
day: Q: Is that you in your profile pic/avatar? A: No, that’s just a
beautiful Indian actress I found on the net. My last avatar wasn’t
me either, but the copyright owner didn’t like that I was using it
for this blog so I replaced it. Q: Who are you? A: My name is Leila
(yes, my real life name) but it’s an extremely common name in Iran,
so I don’t think it’s too risky to use my real name. Also,
although it’s my real name, it’s not the name I’m known by with
my family, work, etc. Long story, and not sexy or interesting. Q:
Where do you live? A: East coast of the US is home for the past 20
years. Q: Do you post pictures of yourself? A: Yes! I have posted
quite a few pics of myself here and it’s a huge turn on for me to
see my own picture next to gifs of women being used as cum dumpsters!
I do some modeling on the side and one of the clauses in my contract
stipulates that I cannot lend my image to any works that are
considered to be “pornography”. Even though the pics I’ve posted
of myself are not porn and I’m in fact fully clothed in the pics
I’ve posted here, the fact that this blog is all about porn would be
enough for me to close my contract. As it is, even if the photos of me
in this blog were discovered by the people who employ me, I have
plausible deniability. Anyway, I have about 93,000 posts and only a
few of them are of me, so the likelihood of someone connecting the
dots is thin. Q: How many men have you had sex with? A: As of last
weekend, exactly 1,202. Yep - I keep a spreadsheet (I’m a geeky
science girl deep inside) so I can tell you that 216 of those men were
black, 673 were white and I can even tell you how many of them slapped
me around (869) during foreplay. Q: Can I hook up with you? A: I’m
not here to find dates. I get plenty of action as it is. Hubby and I
are very active in the swinging scene and I have a few regular
play-partners that we hook up with. Then there’s also the stalkers
and the people from my government back “home” that attempt to make
contact on a pretty regular basis (Leila-jaan, you don’t even know,
we’re very open here now and you should come back and see for
yourself how everything is so good… ) That being said, I’m happy
to interact through the “Ask me anything” button. Q: Do you worry
that the Iranian regime will arrest some random woman at the airport
thinking it’s you? A: I’ve been very clear about the fact that any
woman arrested at the airport in Iran will NOT be me, so the
authorities should not waste time arresting anyone they think is me.
Given the fact that what I’m doing here is punishable by death in
Iran is enough to keep me away forever. My life is here now. I’m a
proud American. Like many of you, I have an accent, but my heart is
here. Q: Are you a real wife? What does your husband think of all
this? A: I’m a real Persian wife, educated, between 35 and 39 years
old, married to a wonderful guy (an all-American Southern Boy in fact)
who encourages me to be the biggest slut I can be. Q: Why are you
doing this? Isn’t this kind of thing frowned upon in your culture?
A: That’s pretty much the reason I’m doing it. I want people to
understand that women from my culture are sexual creatures. The images
you see in Iran of women covered up is definitely not the way these
women dress in private and it’ snot the way we dressed prior to the
Islamic Revolution in 1979. Q: Can I trade pictures with you? A: No
sweetie. There’s plenty of free pictures of naked people on the
internet… not sure why you think random women on the internet would
want to trade with you. Not trying to be a bitch, I just have a hard
time understanding this question, but it’s one I get A LOT, so I
thought I should include it here. Q: Are you Muslim? A: No. I have a
pretty eclectic religious background. My parents are Zoroastrian,
great-grandparents on one side of the family are Catholic. Q: Where
are you from? A: I was born in Tabriz, in the north of Iran. When I
was 12 my family moved to France, where I lived for several more
years. My higher education is from both French and American
universities. Q: What kind of person are you when you’re not being a
cum-crazed whore? A: Truth be told, I’m always a cum-crazed whore,
but much of the time I don’t reveal this aspect of my character. In
my regular job I’m a structural engineer. I also do print modeling
(non-porn)
