“If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word
you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your
life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that
you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or
are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence
to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read?
Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re
told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the
opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your
job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your
humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned…-Tyler”