The Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

Yes, I've been remiss. And she asked so nicely.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2011/02/for-lovely-lemon-stand.html

HAHAHAHA! Whoever put this together is a genius.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/09/hahahaha.html

A spike ? That's almost as bad as shooting a girl . Dude, I'm so disappointed.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/08/aw-ted-how-could-you.html

Stolen from Emily: > TIRED GAY SUCCUMBS TO DIX IN 200 METERS >  'Nuff said.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/07/headline-of-year.html

and a repeat of a most eloquent quote by Benjamin Harrison, which more than any other I have ever read captures the solemnity and gravity of the signing of the Declaration of Indepencence: > I...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/07/happy-independence-day.html

I'm not saying a word about the old Kleagle.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/06/byrd.html

It just hit me, something that was trying to nudge itself into my consciousness. About that Helen Thomas thing. Something has been nagging me about the old bag's choice of countries; it just hit...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/06/jeebus.html

But I just had to post this one. Congrats to our old friend Sharon, formerly of A Wandering Confluence. 20 years now, married to the same ball and chain. Sharon, we love you and we're happy for y...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/05/yes-ive-been-lax-around-here.html

A lot of you pricks are out on your asses come November.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/03/fuck-you.html

Too much going on, too little time. But I thought I'd check in briefly because I seem to recall that Iran threatened big doin's for February 11. Anything happen that I missed?

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/02/yeah-been-quite-around-here.html

Shamelessly stolen from a FB friend from high school. Lovely gal. And this is so true (though I've revised it just a little from her formulation): Whatever you give a woman, she will make it gre...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/advice-for-handling-women.html

Just heard this evening that Glen Bell, founder of Taco Bell, died. Minor interest, when I heard it earlier this evening. But here's the weird part. I knew that McDonald's started in San Bernard...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/ill-be-damned.html

So a laugh. I picked up a cd set of Bob Hope's old radio show from the '40s. Good stuff. I love the way he works in some mild political zingers. A couple of lines from his show with Penny Singlet...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/okay-needed-to-escape-freako-stalker.html

So now I happen on this ad: Go AWAY freako Manson-spawn stalker dude! This is seriously even worse than that freako Lady Gaga chick that's been stalking me (and is apparently now a Barbie, but ...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/no-seriously-wtf-wtf-ing-f-ity-f.html

Pretty much everything on the innarwebs has ads now. I can deal with that. But this one ad that keeps showing up REALLY gives me the creeps. That is one butt-ugly Mom.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/is-this-weirdest-ad-or-what.html

Sorry, been far too busy working and trying to have a life and stuff to post here. Been spending my precious little free time helping set up a 35th reunion on FB. But just got friended befriende...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/so-this-facebook-stuff-rocks.html

Congrats to new Daddy Bill !

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/wahoo.html

Picked up this and this . Now to find time to watch. UPDATE: Watched High Noon. Righteous. Oh, and Grace Kelly the Quaker lady? YOU GO, GIRL!

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/another-borders-run.html

So on one of my facebook groups, those we've lost from my high school , I posted on one of my favorite teachers. She was a far left liberal from the 60s, an uber-feminist (though oddly, that di...

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/singin-praises.html

Nice game, well played. Fuckers.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/yeah-yeah-yeah.html

Destroy those fuckers.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2010/01/go-ducks.html

Congratulations, Joel!

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2009/12/congratulations-are-in-order.html

Two weddings in one year. Financially speaking, we are so screwed. I really need to rework the lyrics to this song:

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2009/12/lordy.html

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2009/12/in-words-of-wordsmith.html

... the older daughter is engaged too.

http://banjooflife.blogspot.com/2009/12/and-now.html