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A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seei...

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The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman, “Which bus should I take for Mahim?” “Bus Number 177,” the woman...

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Two blondes are waiting on a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver: “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shake...

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A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home.” The cop...

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Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morn...

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A Bedouin wandering in the Sahara happened upon an Italian blonde dressed in a bathing suit, flip-flops, a big, over-sized t-shirt and sunglasses. The Bedouin gazed at him in amazement, “What a...

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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.” He said. “The next time ...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give ...

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Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thoug...

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