Most demanding 1st birthday invite ever : pics

I'm currently sitting in the waiting room of the hospital while my wife recovers from surgical removal of our child. He died at 24 weeks. The facebook thing is definitely creepy. As for the com...

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Please take the bus or have a family-member drop you off as we don't want a lot of cars parked out front. That's the number one way kidnappers identify where birthday parties are taking place.

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Yeah. Without a receipt a kidnapper could get 50% of the kids value when he returns it.

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My old neighborhood would have an annual "Bark in the Park" and each year I would enter my dog Wyatt into the talent portion. The first couple of years we did the tennis ball catch and return. ...

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My "list" for my son was, "Dude likes dinosaurs."

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Everybody knows you can't domesticate cheese. It should be wild and free!

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They know the baby isn't going to be kidnapped - they are too neurotic to let it out of their sight. Personalized items can't be sold to baby resale shops - so that super cute high end sweater th...

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EDIT Coworker is the one who received this invite -- she printed to share with the office yesterday. I suggested she put it on reddit but she is older and had never heard of it(lol). Anyways...fr...

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No, my son is also named Bort

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That's not even budgeting, it's physically impossible to spend that much unless you throw most of it away. Or, more likely, only buy organic formula made from genuine Kazachstani mare's milk

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And imported cheeses. The #1 cause of kidnappings is domestic cheese.

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That's why you give them a T-shirt with the wrong name. That pedophile is gonna feel like a real douche when he finds out he was calling 'Tommy' Billy that whole time.

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no personalized clothing because the cunt cant return them.

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Plus 8.25% per month for late payments and your visitation rights will be revoked until account is settled in full. Formula is expensive.

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You're invited to my kid's birthday party. He prefers smokey malbecs.

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Don't give the donation in the baby's name, don't you know that's how people get kidnapped??

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$80 a week is insane! I have an 8 month old and we buy the generic Sam's brand for $22 and it lasts 2 weeks. The Enfamil is $50 for a 2 pack can that'll last about 3 weeks. They need to budget be...

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That's odd that he only did it the one time, but maybe he got a discreet talking to. I've got you beat though. At my niece's 3rd birthday my wife's grandfather decided to bring his pistol colle...

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Any no shows who have RSVP-ed will be sent an invoice for snacks and drinks purchased for them.

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Clicks I AGREE without reading.

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Probably yeah, but when he's 1?

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My dog has its own version of fetch. I call it theft

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I'm not sure if that's adorable or creepy. Probably creepy, but I've never lost a child before so I won' judge.

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CORDIAL INVITATION TO LITTLE TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEREAS the named parties (hereinafter referred to as "the Invitees") are hereby ordered to appear at the son Timothy's (hereinafter referred...

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as former floor-sock world champion of 2012 it really makes me happy that more young people are taking an interest in this sport. I would start the child off on a short regime of 1 sock reps 3 ...

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There was pie. This is the type of woman who makes back up pies in case someone fucks up their task.

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I knew a chick on Facebook who made an account for her unborn baby... It was weird... And then even weirder when the baby posted, "I'm sorry mommy and daddy." and promptly moved to Little Heaven,...

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My dog must be one of those asshole best friends cause my socks always get chewed up.

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Doing something is what caused this mess in the first place.

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/u/LittleBobbyCrazyParents ?

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Be realistic, the only people who celebrate it are the parents and their friends, so of course a bottle of wine is a fine gift ;)

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5 lb bag of glitter and an air horn it is.

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"I'm Pennywise, and you're Georgie! "

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I mean, seriously, if you don't put your child's name in everything they will take outside of your house, you will get zero sympathy when (that's not 'if', that's 'when') your child's stuff gets ...

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Fuck their rules. Here are 5 checks for 1 dollar each.

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Seriously, fucking amateurs

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I'm not sure if a 4 year old would look good in stockings anyway.

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you've been served

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No but my one year old son, being the well raised altruistic and caring individual he is, told me that he wants everyone to share in the joy of his birthday and that we should all bring things wh...

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It's certainly not #1 but with slightly older children and stranger kidnappings the "how can I be a stranger I know your name" thing can be strong. At 1 however, its total bullshit.

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Only 115 kids per year are kidnapped in the stereotypical "Stranger picked my kid up off the street" scenario. By comparison, 203,000 immediate family member abductions happen per year and 58,000...

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I assume the idea is that the kidnapper can trick the kid into thinking they know each other. "Hey Cooper! Your mom sent me to pick you up today."

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They want to at least know the name of the child they're kidnapping. They're not complete animals.

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Where are these shops that only give you 50% of the value of an item when you return it without a receipt? Surely they either accept it and refund the full amount, give a store credit for the ful...

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No, fuck that. We weren't this insane with our first kid. This is a special kind of stupid.

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Also, the event is a full formal black tie affair. We have included two different tailor's numbers to help you procure clothing. We'd appreciate it if you only went to these tailors. For real...

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... now i know why dogs are mans best friend, i'm sure they'd pick that sock up for you to throw again.

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What a bullshit argument "#1 reason kids get kidnapped is because they wear clothes with names on them" I don't think any pedophile cares if a kid's name is on his/her fucking clothes...

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I hope Lisa followed in Amy's footsteps and just bought the plastic vegetable tray from the store.

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It will shatter when he throws it on the floor.

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Maybe at your kid's first birthday party he noticed something during an ocular pat down and felt underprepared. Never again.

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"I want to kidnap a kid, but only if he's named Cooper. But how will I know? Aha!"

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$20 bucks to see the baby!

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and when he's 14 he can find other uses for his socks!

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Why wait? We could make an account for him now!

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I tired to punch your comment through the screen.

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Eff these obnoxious parents. This calls out for a donation to a children's library or reading program in baby's name, or, a donation to a Food Bank or Children's Charity of some kind, with a no...

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Personalized stuff increases your chances of being kidnapped? I've never heard of this. Is it because strangers know your name?

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Yeah or get a gift receipt. Receipts with clothing is common courtesy.

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What the fuck are they even discussing kidnappers in a letter about his first birthday. Secondly: name tags in clothes become your friends after your kids lose sweater after sweater at school.....

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There won't be any drinks at this one. I guarantee it.

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I don't really understand how they can whine about "formula costing us $80 a week". That's about as predictable as it gets regarding costs for a newborn.

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"I don't want to come to this party, it sounds dire. Fuck you and fuck your baby. Jre"

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Delivered by a deputy.

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> They said if you felt the need to bring anything they are always in > need of wipes wine. That's how my friends are.

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Kinetic sand. Aside from that getting everywhere, my 2 year old ate a tiny bit of it last night and immediately projectile vomited all over the carpet.

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Yep this is how to do it. Otherwise by the time the third kids comes around you are left wondering what to do with 10 cubic meters of stuffed toys, a metric tonne of books and enough broken plast...

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That's Jackie Harris, an actress. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0364797/ She does a great job, but alas, Marney does not exist.

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No biggie, the really good stuff is in storage waiting for him anyway.

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I'm 35. Can confirm floor sock is the gift that keeps on giving, and will be a game worth playing throughout your entire life.

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Organic, from WHOLE FOODS, for my one year old is like $25 every two weeks or so. Either their kid is twice the size of mine or they're ordering their formula from the moon.

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See, that is a totally appropriate way to get some items you can actually use.

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You seem like a nice person on Reddit, which explains your username.

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In my family receipts were often given with clothes in case they don't fit, but we'd cross the price out.

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Correct, but what if somebody buys the kid a shirt with their name on it and gets him kidnapped! That would be horrible!

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It will read "please, no gifts," just to confuse you.

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Engrave it with the kid's full name, social security number, and address, so that they will even be afraid to throw it away.

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Yeh same! My parents were lucky because I was a bit mental and basically everything I chose was free (except food). I demanded for my 6th birthday that we went on a walk by the river to the park ...

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I love how she answers "what is a regulation-sized casserole dish". She doesn't even pause a microsecond - "12 inches", she replies, her hands held like this ¯_(ツ)_/¯ and an expression of "WT...

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Make sure to tell them that putting the full URL of the catalogs breaks up the flow of the document. Therefore they should use a proper citation with a table of references at the bottom of the do...

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takes off sock throws on floor ... heh.

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Crowded.

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How was the baby shower?

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I'm going to be sick that day.

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try 5th child. One christmas my little sister got a single fairy dress and thats all(we didn't get stockings). To be fair though she was like 4 and did not give a fuck

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Yes this is common courtesy and manners... something the writer of this letter lacks.

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Swear to god that thing is going to be standing above me when I wake up in the middle of the night.

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I didn't even tell you what day it was!

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I'm going to wear a shirt with my name on it to see if I get kidnapped. Wish me luck!

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My friends said they didn't want any gifts at their second son's first birthday. They already have a three year old with heaps of toys, a shelf stuffed with books. They said if you felt the need ...

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I would buy a goat for an African family in the little cunts name, no refunds. Really though who are these people

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For someone this uptight it is. You know she buys one specific brand that can only be found in a store that caters exclusively to babies.

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The only time I have ever heard of someone asking for a receipt was mostly in jest. Like my mom demanding the receipts to the toys we got that made noise because she didn't want to hear that shit...

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All I know is that people are going to be straight up pounding Clos de Bois.

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I got my friends kid a sock monkey for his first bday. He's five now and it's still his favourite toy.

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And use the over-sized blue serving dish from last year.

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I think Amy Misto DID read the letter - and I think she told Marny what she could do with her pumpkin pie recipe. Marny was self righteous right up to the point that Amy was mentioned. There was ...

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I have learned the hard way that even family who are like this can and should be avoided.

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Nah, that'll be for the third kid's birthday. Source: I'm the youngest of 3 and holy crap my parents were lax with me.

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But the invite says grandparents and direct uncle/aunt only. So they must be family.

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Why mess with a classic . Hopefully the kid's named Richard.

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What on earth? Who charges kids to come to parties?!? When I was a kid, the parents of the birthday kid paid for the whole activity for each guest. If you couldn't afford to go somewhere extravag...

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Now they'll only get 50 cents on the dollar! You monster.

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She does seem really uncomfortable, but I think anyone in her position would be. For the guy to say that he's using awkward as a "positive word" is really disingenuous. Everyone, including her, k...

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They must be buying some sort of organic or special formula because even the most expensive formulas at Walmart could not equate to $80 a week!!

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My sister does shit like this. This year I ignored all her advice about learning toys and bought her kid Ninja Turtle figures and the huge sewer play set and did not include receipts. She was p...

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My best friend sent out invites for her son's first birthday. Know what it said? "He's one, so he doesn't give a shit about gifts, but if you really want to get him one, he likes stuff he can thr...

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Seriously, if you're going to be that much of a dick anyway, just write "cash gifts only" on the invites.

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This is the greatest thanksgiving letter of all time. ALL. TIME. http://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

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Kidnappers would do this kid a solid. Edit: It has been 9 hours since my comment but: Holy shit I got gilded! Thank you stranger! I made this comment before work and now on my way home I find o...

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With no receipt!

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Wow. Wow. You trying to rip their family apart dude? cmon man.

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Drum set. Definitely a personalized drum set

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I don't think that's it. She believes she is completely justified in everything she wrote. She's confused as to why anyone would even consider this even remotely odd or out of the ordinary. If ev...

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Dude, do they still sell slime? That is the guaranteed fuck-up-the-carpet gift.

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He's 1, for Chrissake. Give him a fucking sock. He'll laugh and throw it on the floor and you can pick it up and give it back to him and he'll throw it back on the fucking floor. You can play flo...

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A person gives you or your child a gift, you say thank you. If you can't use it or receive double then quietly and discreetly return it or exchange it as best you can with or without the receipt....

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THATS TOO MUCH! OMG I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING TWO POUNDS!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 15 POUNDS OF POTATOES

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That's a good way of putting it. She really was just odd more than anything.

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What was up with the Misto family?? The story deepens

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Engraved crossbow.

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That was first my reaction, yeah formula is expensive but not THAT expensive!!!

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$35 for all day paintball for a party sounds amazing. The other stuff not so much. A stray paintball could go a long way to improving the situation.

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Ah, the wee baby Seamus

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Get it engraved in such a way as it cannot be returned.

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> Restricted to 2 items per household Here are two birthday checks for $2.95 each

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I would have hope for a super important job, like the meat, and just not shown up. Or better yet, the veggie tray girl. Buy supermarket tray, dump onto my own tray, bring along to the party.

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They're the same thing, only the airport security has touched way more junk

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Something akin to a court summons, I'm sure.

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The way she talks is so disconnected. She doesn't strike me as mean but just as someone who really doesn't understand how to interact.

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(why do I even bother she will never read this) That's me! That's my favorite part!

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Drinking happens at my kids', and my friends kids' birthday parties... I mean...the adults have to do SOMETHING.

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$80 dollars a week in formula... Wut?

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If memory serves, the kids give a lot of shit at ages 1 & 2, too.

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And I guess he never will.

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Ahh parents with their first kid, watch the second kid invite will be "He likes dirt, so bring that".

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No wait. Hamsters. No hamsters.

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at the bottom you can see a video of the person who wrote it. she has a slight hint of Bond Villain in her eyes.

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New parents are crazy. PLEASE DON'T BURDEN US WITH GIFTS NOT ON THE APPROVED LIST. DO NOT WEAR METAL REMOVE YOUR SHOES FIREARMS ARE NOT... Wait, maybe I'm thinking airport security?

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I didnt see the.. I am not able to attend option.. We are too busy attending a party we feel welcome at. Wow!

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Don't take it out on the kid he has to deal with these assholes for the rest of his life. Just buy him something annoying that can't be returned. Get him a trumpet from a pawn shop and then tel...

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Found myself rooting for the Amy Misto family.

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My reply: Sorry, can't make it.

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> If you are unable to get these items, please let us know so that we > can buy them right away for him. I can just imagine how this kid will be once he grows up and societ...

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Since they'd probably just return it anyway, the poor kid would likely never know just what it was.

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I gave my nephew a trombone that I got in trade for an early GMail invite.

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I have learned that 1st birthdays parties in my area usually include drinking. Obviously not enough to put children in danger but there usually is a "dad/drinking" area usually in the kitchen or ...

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"Dealing with your requirements is too much hassle, so here's a birthday check for $5."

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Crossbow for the kid and a glitter bomb for the parents?

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Please include receipts with your gifts so we can return them. lol

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I worked at an indoor paintball place. These soccer mom's would come in and spend $400+ on these kids and get mad when their son gets shot. Then they would order 4 or more pizzas and get drinks a...

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Holy shit. I'll bet this woman was a nightmare during her wedding. Update: To all who're asking why I assume it's a woman.....give me a break.

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I forgot to breath while reading that.

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Do you want me to not get your kid a birthday present? Because this is how you get me to not get your kid a birthday present.

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One can dream

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Why not just personalize the baby? I'm sure he'll love "Baby's First Tattoo Gun."

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Please post the formal invitation when it comes out. I would like to attend.

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First birthdays usually are mostly for the parents and adults. The kid will be happy as long as it gets to gnaw on a cupcake and gets attention. Normally this is the sorta thing you casually talk...

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I want to get this kid a fuck ton of Play Dough. Can you imagine the reaction to that in her living room? Mom: WTF did you get that? It wasn't on the approved gift list! Me: I figured the kid...

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If you take them young enough you can just rename them whatever you want.

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Reminds me of this Thanksgiving dinner letter.

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Hopefully someone will reply back with a letter that is just as long explaining why the original letter is just plain bad social skills. Then the fight will be carried over to Facebook for the wh...

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I know this couple. They are actually super nice. Here's a picture of them from a few weekends ago. EDIT: To the anonymous strangers who gave me gold: Don't be a lil' wiener and tell me who yo...

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Nah,get them a T-shirt that says 'Hi, my name's Johnny and I like candy and cock'

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Controlling, and not much of a life if they can spend so much time and energy on something like this. What has happened to being gracious and thankful for anything when a person thinks of your ch...

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Something that goes zip when it moves, bop when it stops, whirr when it stands still.

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holy hell... You should anonymously link them to this thread so they can see how crazy they are.

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How will you know the kids name though?!? You haven't thought this through!!!

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Read it in reverse and you'll be good

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Fuck you. Heres Monopoly.

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Yes baby drum set

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Wow! What a control freak. I think My son's friend's mom is related. This kid is now 12 and the birthday party costs $35+ for each kid invited (all day paintball) to attend and that's not includi...

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The birthday sounds like it's more for the parents than their kid.

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I should kidnap their kid to teach em a lesson.

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r/raisedbynarssicists future subscriber

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I get wanting things a certain way but damn, there's no fun anymore...In my family it's a competition to see who can give the kid something they'll love and the parents hate. When I was a kid I g...

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I cry when people read me anti-vax articles too.

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And personalize it.

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> And at this point, he hates when we try reading to him. Yeah, I wonder why. Wow. Can you even imagine what it's going to be like for this kid growing up in a house with these paren...

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I would buy the kid the most obnoxious loudest beeping present I could find (that's not on the list) and give it to them without a receipt.

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"By the way, a formal invite soon." I wonder what that monstrosity would look like.

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Whoever wrote that has absolutely NO social skills. Clearly they have no ability whatsoever to analyze their own actions and predict the reactions of others, whether spoken or unspoken.

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These people sound like the most obnoxious parents ever. I hope they aren't family so you can avoid them and their soon to be spoiled brat like the plague

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