I still feel shitty that I told you like that.
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Yeah i am sure i don't know how it survived.
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*joins hug I was around 7 or 8(?) and had three pet gerbils. One day I thought it would be fun to play with them in the dresser by putting them in the drawers. They weren't going to get out, ri...
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You didn't fully credit any of the hosting services carrying his content or the developer of his website. What is this amateur hour?
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Or trying to get up any slight incline. Unless you installed brakes.
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Don't let him find a banana peel. That's his last balloon so he'll die if he slips
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She probably feels like he's walking on the moon
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Ugh, why bother. someone shuffles their feet a little on the carpet and then it's all "Oh the humanity!"
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yeah there is. Matamoros and Monterrey both have HEBs
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Are you sure it was the same turtle?
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Wait you can play as a turtle on the sims now? When did that expansion pack come out?
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Damn. It was so much easier to sit back and watch someone reply with a witty comment to posts like these in good jest, but now I have to do it myself and am not as wise as the masses.. sigh sulks...
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I ran over my moms dog by accident. My dad told me to just keep going and the dog would move. It's a terrible feeling, it's been years and I still feel so bad about it. hugs
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http://imgur.com/ytxv5rY A few, I'd say.
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Which is a sub for bird enthusiasts and ornithologists, of course.
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Sure it's beneficial when you're on a flat surface, but I can't imagine having a skateboard strapped to you is very useful in the mud, or sitting on branches or swimming.
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Same reason it's /r/archery and not /r/chery
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WHOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Looking for this... And it's here. YERTLE, YERTLE THE TURTLE, YERTLE, YERTLE THE TURTLE. it was George Clinton that was going to get roughed.
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Turtles can actually scamper pretty quickly.
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But you could make /r/reptiles redirect to /r/eptiles . It's not my sub though so its up to the mods.
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Hindenburg. But with more beer.
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I wonder if it would actually be beneficial to the turtle to have it on such a tiny skateboard almost all day. Seems like the turtle wouldn't mind getting to places faster.
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Sooo... is the turtle batman?
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What if we used hydrogen instead of helium?
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We do just fine at /r/aves
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Back to the darkness with you! Vile creature!
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Because if you didn't know that was the correct subreddit, you'd just go to /r/reptiles and be confused. So you don't really gain anything of value, and you make your sub harder to find.
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As an adult, I had three turtles. They were tiny when I got them, the smallest being about the size of a half dollar. The poor little guy had to fight his big sibs for food, plus he got crazy “...
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And not even all of Texas.
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You were young and stupid. I'm sure you learned a valuable lesson.
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My turtle ran away for six months and one day i was doing yard work and i found him. :)
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Doot doot?
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This made me so happy at 4AM you have no idea
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I was just about to ask the same thing. "Well it's that time of the week again, gotta go grab a balloon to tie to my turtle."
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I really don't know why, but this post made me smile a lot. Thanks OP, I needed this.
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Isn't that a tortoise, though? I always thought that turtles are the ones with flippers instead of feet.
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He has less traction so I'd guess no. But he can jump with ease across vast cliffs now
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http://i.imgur.com/ODpMsRO.jpg Miles gets the balloon treatment too, though this one a little deflated. Towing anything colorful helps to find him, this dude books it when it's warm!
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That is totally rad.
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I think there's one in Mexico.
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Hey me too!
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HEB is the shit. I wish we had them in California.
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This was in an episode of "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23"
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> so I drove 120+ miles per hour to the nearest vet Read this as "drove 120+ miles to the nearest vet" and was like "Holy shit this guy spares no expense on his leopard gecko".
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Can you try tying the exact amount of balloons to him so that he just hovers around? That would be so rad and it would make me happy. Don't worry about the small details, just go get to it man!
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Go ask them and watch them question their very existence.
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Yellow car!
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No you need to attach a tiny skateboard for extra speed.
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I can't wait to try this when everyone's looking! http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bb6db495cf183cc4505dedee6f6ea79/tumblr_mieqa1uZHr1rdutw3o1_400.gif
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That wasn't one of the targets.
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Fulton extraction successful
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RIP Sandwich, I'm sure she had a good life! And you are taking very good care of Myrtle now to honor her.
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I read it in Gilbert Gottfried's.
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What... you think I'm just gonna throw it away?
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I hope you didn't eat the pepperoni.
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Where the fuck do I get this?
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Nah no one can fuck with bowser
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> mom's spaghetti
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"Bring our POW home Boss...He's comming too? Okay then."
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I had a turtle when I was a boy. I loved it, but hated cleaning the tank. One day, my mother made me clean it because the water was filthy. I was annoyed, so I was in a rush to clean it. I took t...
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"You're gonna extract him too!?"
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I think HEB is Texas-only.
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beautiful
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Depends on the balloon. A large balloon (16 inches) will hold 1.25 cubic feet and lift about an ounce. (acethepartyplace.Com) According to beeradvocate.com, a 12 Oz beer weighs about 20 ounces,...
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I Wonder how many balloons it would take to make myrtle lift off.
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He's free. Free as a bird!
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I just came out of my nearly 3 year status as a lurker to comment that I too had a turtle named Myrtle growing up. She was very sweet and lived to the ripe age of 20. That is all
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Upvote for HEB!
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Full 12oz bottle of beer should be around 550 to 600 grams. This varies a lot though, with beer and bottle shape, though. Standard party balloon, filled standardly would be about 14 liters of hel...
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Hahaha, Myrtle is like, I'm so light! I can move so freely out of that cage! It's amazing! Aw shit. At least it's clean now.
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Helium's lift is ~60 pounds per 1,000 cubic feet, but varies with temp and atmospheric pressure.
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Texas?
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http://i.imgur.com/7rw1Qwb.gifv
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Be careful with that .
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I read this in the Chocolate Lady from Spongebob's voice
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That's how we see her. This is how she sees herself.
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How many standard sized helium filled balloons would it take to lift a 12 oz can of beer?
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Shortle they chortled, and laughed at their wit, though Myrtle the turtle couldn't give half a shit.
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😊
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That subreddit just got a whole new meaning to me.
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the shadow?
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Sweet, bro. Texas A&M. Bro, I had no idea there were like-minded individuals in this town that defended species minorities. We should all hang out.
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/r/pcmasterrace
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*churtle*
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K, I gotta ask....whats up with that stain by the door..
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PC Arizona State bro!
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You destroyed their anti-air radar?
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correct!
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:D
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210 represent!!!
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You only want to get hit by a flying turtle once.
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A banana for her scales would pop her last balloon!
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trying to guess are those photo album? and are those photo print drawers that's all
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OP is a photographer?
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You're extracting him?
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Why the fuck is that subreddit's name not /r/eptiles ?
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I tried this with my fish once…once
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There was a pet store near me that had a very old, very large tortoise that they would let roam the whole store unattended this way, with a big balloon tied to him. I wonder if myrtle the turtl...
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No way, you're PC too, bro?
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Helium is in short supply. You should make a mini hot air balloon.
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look at that turtle go, brooo
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At least she doesn't have a blue shell.
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Fuck you man. Lol
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Your friend needs to rethink his life choices.
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So what you're saying is he doesn't do the same thing at all?
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I just put a Mexican head on top of my turtle. It is easier to see.
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Master of land, air and sea!
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Is the turtle faster now?
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I suddenly have the best idea for a party that definitely won't end in tragedy and spilled beers.
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She's nearly ten, I think.
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I got your back, PC Bro.
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We have a turtle named Myrtle too! Only she doesn't get a balloon when she's clunking around the house. :) I don't have any pictures but here's a video of her.
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He looks like a sim.
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(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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This comment is basically
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mom's spaghetti
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Ours ran away :(
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Smart
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"Let me off Mr. Bones' wild ride"
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Oh, you so manipulative...i know for sure that the white book in the middle shelf opens the batcave, huh i got you batman, or should i say... ALFRED!
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Wasn't that the Red Hot Chili Peppers song where their coke dealer (who was going to beat the shit out of one of them for old cocaine debt) ended up speaking some lines into the microphone so tha...
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My turtles name is myrtle too. Because he's a man turtle!!
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What do you keep in that awesome mechinists chest?
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This is how I kept track of my kids in Chuck E Cheese when they were tiny tots.
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According to Mario Kart, green turtle shells are worth one balloon, so this checks out. Source: childhood
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Next thing you know you're going to find the balloon on the ceiling and just freak the fuck out.
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you need the wormhole upgrade to fulton animals indoors
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Myrtle: This is so fucking humiliating.
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A pilot, you speciesist.
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I have a turtle named Urtle
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I think we need a banana for scale.
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I can't believe you still have photo albums.
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"Why are beers floating around your house?" "Sssh. Shh. Just... ssh."
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On the far away island of salamasond.
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I have two RES Turtles and, for reasons you already know, I'd love to see your tank!
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I can't believe you still have encyclopedias!
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Once, myrtle the turtle shat in her shorts, we called her Shortle.
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Get outta here dad!
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I wonder if the slight lift from the helium makes it easier for him to walk
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I think the rat got the last slice
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Make sure Myrtle doesn't get hit by a yellow car
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Turtles are surprisingly fast and good at hiding!!
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It's like Bowser in Battle Mario Kart
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What do you call a turtle that flies? A shell-icopter!
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https://img0.etsystatic.com/063/0/6298191/il_570xN.799274404_8oiw.jpg :O
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I would be very interested in a store that had a special when buying these two items.
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I wish she were going to a turtle party with lots of other dressed up turtles.
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Careful, you shouldn't let her wander with just one life left.
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Hooray for common sense solutions!
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the turtle is experiencing moon gravity lol
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YESSSSSSSSSSS >:D
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This is how I keep track of my 1989.
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Myrtle gets a party, you get to clean.
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Cute name. Lucky turtle.
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Is the beer for the turtle?
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Get him drunk and just watch him tie the balloon to himself?
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*chortle*
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Do you own a tank of helium or do you go get a single balloon filled every time you clean the turtle's tank?
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Why bother. Just going to the fridge for leftover pizza.
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You've successfully created a balloon girdle for Myrtle the turtle. Way to get over that hurdle!
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OK, Hank Johnson.
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On the one hand this is a complete waste of helium, on the other this is really quite a good idea.
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Up, up, and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloooooon!
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Until it gets outside then seeeee ya!
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