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Dear Larry/Larri – I’m a former politician and cabinet member who’s testing the waters for a 2016 presidential run. Last week during an interview, a mean journalist embarrassed me in front ...
http://dandygoat.com/i-want-to-start-a-rumor-that-someone-has-an-std
Dear Larry/Larri, Everyone’s talking about that movie “Her” in which Joaquin Phoenix plays a guy who falls in love with Samantha, his computer’s operating system. This story hits very clo...
http://dandygoat.com/my-hot-3-month-affair-with-joaquin-phoenix-is-destroying-my-life
Dear Larry/Larri, I’m an 83-year-old man, and I’m a virgin. The other day it dawned on me that I’d like to have sex with a woman, but I don’t know how to do it. Any advice? Aging Gentlema...
http://dandygoat.com/im-an-83-year-old-virgin-and-i-want-to-have-sex
by Terry/Terri Garibaldi Dear Terry/Terri, I’m 22 years old and a student. This month, I’m graduating cum laude with a BA in English from a prestigious college in New York that my middle-clas...
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