I don't hate babies. I don't even hate parents. I just wish parents
would realize what enormous power they have over the rest of their
children's lives when they give them a name. I wish parents would
realize that kids grow up. Just because a parent likes the name
Dymondlyn Shardonnae DaiseeBlossom or Dakoda Hunter Truck'Killah
doesn't mean that it's a good name for a kid. Kids aren't accessories.
If you want something with a cool name, buy a dog or a boat or some
crap like that.
