Come back, Sammy Sosa; All is forgiven. The grass has grown past the cork. It’s 545, Kelvin; never too hot for Wrigley, never too cold for homers, never too old for friends. Source
https://not.fangraphs.com/come-back-sammy-sosa-all-is-forgiven/
There’s a chance this could be my last post for NotGraphs. And though it has been easily the best place I’ve ever written for, I am kind of glad to see it die. It is like a great painting in ...
https://not.fangraphs.com/which-photo-best-describes-notgraphs-future/
It’s 1981. A dapper, 36-year-old Don Sutton appears on the The Match Game. He sports a fluffy, brown afro and a winning smile. He’s still got another half decade left in his Hall of Fame care...
https://not.fangraphs.com/oh-heres-those-don-sutton-wallpapers-you-wanted/
Ho boy! Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays! Click and watch it grow! Source
Regular golf is for aristocrats; frisbee golf is for hipsters — and now we have a game for the shirsey-wearing once-jock, the be-pit-stained fan of stretchy shorts and gaudy, utilitarian sungla...
https://not.fangraphs.com/for-seriously-though-lets-play-fungo-golf/
You at home count along. The answer is below the jump: Wrong! The answer is infinity: From the Wikipedia entry on Jaysonius Werthipicus: An adult Werthipicus can grow as many as ten beers per min...
https://not.fangraphs.com/how-many-beers-does-jayson-werth-have/
It has been a year hence since I made a series of bold predictions, all of which came true, I assume. And now it is time to press forward and prognosticate and pontificate about this very season�...
https://not.fangraphs.com/10-bold-prophecies-for-the-2014-playoffs/
This is Noah Syndergaard, Mets pitching prospect. Would you like to see his statistics, perhaps cycled through Carson Cistulli’s famed SCOUT formula? Well, go ahead type in “SCOUT Leaderboard...
https://not.fangraphs.com/introducing-the-new-scout-leaderboard/
I donned my finest, most sultry workout clothes, braved the balmy Florida heat, and then promptly challenged you, dear NotGraphs reader, to be very not cynical, to fasten your not-cynical pants h...
https://not.fangraphs.com/dont-be-cynical-youve-been-ice-bucket-challenged/
The tiger-striped glasses that didn’t look quite like I expected, as though the frame in the doctor’s office was the toy on the cereal box — never the same as the one inside; sometimes pain...