"Did I say something about inexhaustible energy? Now I have inexhaustible exhaustion. And, that is just the beginning....
https://energywriter.me/2018/01/24/old-age-is-not-for-sissies/
But wait! This morning that email told me I am a man.
When I asked for a $1 for my lost tooth, Tooth Fairy just rolled on the floor laughing.
https://energywriter.me/2016/04/12/tooth-fairy-changed-tactics/
Since his legs were significantly longer than mine he gave me that perpetually exasperated look teens wear and said, “Okay, Mom.” Away we went. Halfway to the station I realized he wasn’t w...
This tree is so scraggly that even Charlie Brown would reject it.
https://energywriter.me/2015/12/03/christmas-newsletter-2015/
As Joe sat reading the newspaper he opened it to the classified section. There in large print was a concisely written notice. “Missing – beautiful vixen with long, silky red hair. Likes to di...
Grandmothers nowadays don’t dress the way they did when I was a child. Thank goodness. If they did I’d be a fashion disaster. We’re not going to mention that I’m barely above crisis inter...
I love writing but, regrettably, I have the typing skills of a St. Bernard, big paws and too much drool. This conflict has led me to some unusual experiences. Back when we still used manual typew...
https://energywriter.me/2015/08/20/oops-i-hit-the-wrong-key/
Let’s be honest. I’ve never been the fastest kid on the block, except for reading when I was a kid. Now I read slowly to savor every word. When I was young my father used to tell me to stop p...
https://energywriter.me/2015/08/07/snails-are-slow-and-so-am-i/
You know the first part of that saying. That’s what I was thinking as I was trying to follow Google Maps to a city I’d never visited to pick up my copy of Go Set a Watchman. I ordered the boo...