You wouldn't think that the Crewe Alexandra v Morecambe fixture would be the event upon which a near-infidelity turned, but one must never undersextimate fourth division football. Exploiting the ...
After successfully negotiating the circus of computer "games" -- they're no fun -- that railway companies use to sift the job applicants, I was invited to an assessment day for a better job (they...
Mel suggests getting the bus out to a pub she remembers, in a small village near Bath. We time it well as the locals are coming in after work. It's a cosy place, the bar in a low-ceilinged one ro...
I apologise for being late in replying to some of the comments in the last post. I should have told you I was off cavorting in the Canaries. I've lost the cutting now, but in some un-internetted ...
On Friday I went out, after a fashion, with the woman I bumped into the other week. A minute after I'd sat down with a pint she texted saying that she was in a different pub, saying that it was t...
I've just got off the phone to a woman who said "I'd really like to see you again," and "you know, it's not a sexual thing", and "I know I'm not that attractive," and "you drink every day? I thou...
Wrexham 6 Morecambe 0; Bristol City Women 0 Manchester Utd Women 2. Along with twelve hundred other Morecambe supporters I made my way to northeast Wales for their match against the nouveau riche...
Unleashed from work, and in charge of a credit card, I take myself to Grimsby to have a good shout with the other Morecambe fans. We scored in the 90th second and the 86th minute, but in that int...