Washington, DC On Tuesday, President Donald J. Trump met with BioPharma industry lobbyists and leaders to discuss his plans for the industry, as well as "streamlining" and deregulating the FDA....
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Paris, France The General Conference on Weights and Measures reconvened this week in an emergency session aimed at reaching a consensus over the definition of impact factor (IF). Impact factor...
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New York, NY Federal prosecutors announced today that they had arrested controversial venture capitalist Martin Shkreli on three separate securities fraud related charged. Jonathan Weil, spok...
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Boston, MA Associate Professor James Smith spoke to C&EN Onion Thursday morning from his office in the Harvard affiliated Boston Children's Hospital to report on his successful creation of the ...
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Washington, DC Just days after winning a close election over G. Bryan Balazs, Allison Campbell, president-elect of the American Chemical Society, took to the podium to announce sweeping reforms...
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St. Louis, MO Two technicians and a process chemist were reportedly killed early Tuesday evening at the SynTech custom chemical plant in St. Louis, MO. The incident occurred when an internal ...
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New York, NY Following news that Imprimis Pharmaceuticals had entered the market for Daraprim -- the subject of Turing Pharmaceutical's recent controversial price increase -- Turing CEO Martin ...
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Boston, MA Sources within Boston-area technology firm Syntadyn indicated that Alexander Jepsen, a co-operative transfer student from the University of Massachusetts, Lowell, graciously offered ...
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Written by C&EN Independent Correspondent SeeArrOh , who blogs at Just Like Cooking. BOSTON, MA It's pretty sweet to be labeled an up-and-comer among your professional peers. But, to quo...
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Boston, MA To an audience of eager chemists, Professor Phil Baran of the Scripps Institute presented his future self from the year 2019 who in turn presented the results of his present self's e...
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Written by C&EN Independent Correspondent SeeArrOh , who blogs at Just Like Cooking. BOSTON, MA For some, it's a tradition akin to stalwarts lining up outside Wal-Mart on Thanksgiving e...
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Written by C&EN Independent Correspondent SeeArrOh , who blogs at Just Like Cooking. CAMBRIDGE, MA With the American Chemical Society's 250th set to kick off this weekend, rentals of mo...
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Boston, MA Sources within the American Chemical Society have confirmed that the entire schedule of the 250th National Meeting was put together with the express purpose of fucking with area grad...
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Welcome to Boston! You've landed at Logan International Airport, checked into your hotel, and are eagerly awaiting the talks to start at the 250th National Meeting of the American Chemical Soci...
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C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent Fluorogrol Reports Nottingham, UK Thieves made off with a large quantity of impact factor in a carefully orchestrated raid on a Thomson–R...
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Berkeley, CA Sources indicate that Keith Laing, expectant Cal chemistry graduate, has recently completed radical changes to his professional image in a severely misguided attempt to impress ...
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As told to See Arr Oh , who blogs at Just Like Cooking Billings, MN Want to reduce environmental carbon dioxide? Forget MOFs, and suspend your underground injection plans. Turns out there'...
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Washington, DC The United States Department of Agriculture released a study today commenting on the market flux of zucchini and zucchini related recipes and products. "Many have long argued t...
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Ithaca, NY A comprehensive overview of campus safety policies at Cornell University has led to a "complete overhaul" in the institution's attitude and culture surrounding laboratory safety, sta...
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St. Louis, MO In a press release immediately following a publication in Science some say heralds the end of synthetic organic chemistry as we know it, a spokesperson from fine chemicals manufac...
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C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent Fluorogrol Reports BREAKING Urbana, IL Ugly scenes today marred the unveiling of what may become a landmark paper, as an angry mob of ...
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Washington, DC In a press release earlier this morning, Gillian MacDonald, spokeswoman for the American Chemical Society, announced that the organization would be introducing a new "experimenta...
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C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent Fluorogrol Reports St. Andrews, UK Second-year graduate student and part-time teaching lab demonstrator Karen Davies, 23, was hailed as...
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Boston, MA Citing unprecedented snowfall and rapidly deteriorating transportation infrastructure in the Boston area, scientists across the northeast technology hub are already calling the entir...
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Irvine, CA BREAKING Sources indicate that Jonathan Wilkins, a first year graduate student at the University of California, Irvine, is the sole occupant of his advisor's research laboratory. �...
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