My latest novel, APESHIP, is now available at amazon. This book is a follow up to my books APESHIT and CLUSTERFUCK, and is another splatterpunk satire for people with a gruesome sense of humor, b...
THE CANNIBALS OF CANDYLAND There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. During the day, while yo...
https://carltonmellick.com/2024/04/02/cannibals-of-candyland/
I am currently seeking cover artists for The CM3 Library collector’s edition hardcover series. Submission guidelines are below. COVER ART I am looking to commission cover images in a variety of...
https://carltonmellick.com/2024/03/16/cover-art-submissions/
My latest book, Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death, is now available at amazon. WHY I MARRIED A CLOWN GIRL FROM THE DIMENSION OF DEATH Timothy is terrified of clowns. He’s a...
Starting in 2024, there will be a new subscription service for obtaining special edition hardcovers of my books. Three to four books will be published each year. They will be signed and numbered,...
https://carltonmellick.com/2023/10/05/introducing-the-cm3-collectors-library-2/
My newest book, GLASS CHILDREN, is now available at amazon. GLASS CHILDREN The children of the glass generation are the most sensitive, fragile, entitled, spoiled, lazy, selfish little brats that...
https://carltonmellick.com/2023/07/24/out-now-glass-children/
My newest book, YOU ALWAYS TRY TO KILL ME IN YOUR DREAMS, is now available at amazon. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO KILL ME IN YOUR DREAMS Dreams shouldn’t kill you. If you die in a dream you should be fin...
https://carltonmellick.com/2023/05/23/out-now-you-always-try-to-kill-me-in-your-dreams/
My newest book, THE GIRL WITH THE BARBED WIRE HAIR, is now available. THE GIRL WITH THE BARBED WIRE HAIR There is a girl who lives in the alley behind the old, abandoned fire station. She is alwa...
https://carltonmellick.com/2022/10/19/out-now-the-girl-with-the-barbed-wire-hair/
My newest book, GOBLINS ON THE OTHER SIDE, is now available. GOBLINS ON THE OTHER SIDE There are no mistakes in Heaven. There are no flaws, no worries, no ugliness. Everything is perfect. Everyon...
https://carltonmellick.com/2022/05/09/out-now-goblins-on-the-other-side/
Today marks the 20th anniversary of my first novel, Satan Burger. To celebrate, a new edition has been released with a new cover by Ed Mironuik and introduction by John Skipp. SATAN BURGER Satan ...
https://carltonmellick.com/2021/11/30/out-now-satan-burger-20th-anniversary-edition/