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For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
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For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
omgggggg this lil spider
We’re all assuming Sean Spicer is lurking in that hedge, right?
For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
For the record, I startedThe Lauren Project way beforeThe Mindy Project came out. Which means my project is therefore older and much less successful. I just don’t want there to be any confusion. I am much less successful than Mindy Kaling.The Buzz About Me:“You have too many blogs. There’s no way that many people care what you think.” -friend“Stop posting everything I say on tumblr!” -same friend“I swear if you post one more thing about me on your blog I’m reporting you to HR.” -former coworker“Vulgar…yet thrilling.” -Chad“Go ‘head girl, go 'head, get down.” -Kanye“I bet you think you’re soooooooo cool.” -a lot of different people“That’s not office-appropriate.” -all past/present colleagues“Do you still have that stash of ketchup packets?” -roommate“Your jokes are dumb.” -former lover“Was that supposed to be funny?” -current lover“Shut your hilarious, articulate pie hole.” -Grace“It’s called a *typeface,* you savage!” -Vincent“Why do you insist on embarrassing me like this?” -my mother“But you don’t look Japanese.” -pretty much everyone“Not everyone is elitist like you! Some people HATE English!” -some Esperantists I angered
When you’re sitting by yourself depressed af, but then someone you know walk up to you, and you have to pretend you’re ok
he said “ok” 😂 /via