Because they wanted to watch something else grow for a change. submitted by /u/sweetsolei_1165
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctpvcr/why_did_the_procrastinator_become_a_gardener/
A man walks into a pottery shop and plonks a live duck on the counter. Confused, the shopkeeper asks "Hello, Can I help you" The man then replies "any chance you can fix this, it's quacked su...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctoxde/a_man_walks_into_a_pottery_shop/
When Gerald Ford died, he found himself in hell. Outraged, he went to the Devil for an explanation. “I just don’t understand this. I was a devout Christian man, I lived a faithful life with...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctojy5/why_am_i_here/
Because my son put on the wrong socks this morning submitted by /u/TokenBlack32
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctnkd3/why_did_the_sperm_cross_the_road/
A British gentleman in the late 1800's was born to a poor family but through grit and determination begged, borrowed and stole his way to financial success. Always obsessed with climbing the soci...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctn21h/the_englishman/
A guy runs into his great friend on the morning commute and his friend has a bandage on each ear. The first guy asks, “what happened to YOU”!??! His friend replies, “I was ironing and t...
Unthinkable submitted by /u/TapiocaTuesday
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctlk6r/i_jutht_heard_the_newth_about_the_titanic/
A penguin in a washing machine. submitted by /u/StockInitial4460
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctku9y/whats_black_and_white_and_goes_round_and_round/
The interviewers asked how well I can perform under pressure. Told them I’m not 100% sure I know all the lyrics but I’ll try my best submitted by /u/seekingthesametoo
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctjk9w/went_for_a_job_interview_recently/
Deer balls, they're under a buck submitted by /u/Jayantwi98
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctj56w/whats_the_cheapest_meat_to_buy/
We're going to tell them when they get home from school submitted by /u/karatekid430
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cti1vt/my_wife_and_i_just_decided_we_no_longer_want_to/
so the sacristan calls him. The priest explains: „You see, I had a wedding today and the party just won‘t leave the premises. I‘ve tried asking them to leave, I’ve tried threatening wit...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctg9nn/a_priest_is_late_for_evening_service/
She said “Now they are just Heartbroken”. (True story and R. I. P. Mr. Petty) submitted by /u/JAlfredPrufrocket
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctfouk/i_asked_my_wife_what_happened_to_tom_pettys_band/
Emperor Constant Teen. submitted by /u/porichoygupto
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctfab2/til_there_was_a_lesser_known_roman_emperor_who/
I don't know what they saw in each other. Plus, their kids were nothing to look at either. submitted by /u/SoNowYouTellMe101
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctag4p/an_invisible_man_married_an_invisible_woman/
She said “For the last time, his name is Paul and he’s your son” submitted by /u/Major_Independence82
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ctadag/i_asked_my_girlfriend_to_explain_the_broken/
I didn't see the point at first, but then slowly it emerged. PS: not my joke but hopefully it is an original one, if yes, please assign it #1369 submitted by /u/Panda-768
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct8zhn/my_friend_asked_me_to_sharpen_his_pencil/
So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and ...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct8x6r/a_man_and_a_woman_meet_at_bar_one_day_and_are/
Dentured servants submitted by /u/Dyspaereunia
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ct1uq2/what_do_you_call_boomers_that_cant_retire/
The who? submitted by /u/hoosyourdaddyo
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csz7jb/whats_the_favorite_band_at_the_alzheimers_home/
It was…..an unexpected Journey. submitted by /u/porichoygupto
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csyah8/bilbo_baggins_suddenly_woke_up_and_heard_the_song/
Two Scotsmen order some soup in a restaurant in England. They are eating for a while, when suddenly one of them calls the waiter: Hey, there is a fly in my soup! The waiter apologizes and bring...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cst0qi/the_joke_is_translated_and_culturally_adapted/
Some of her friends have scorpions or snakes, iguanas, and other lizards. A couple even have tarantulas. She goes to a pet store to see what she can find. She tells the clerk she’s looking for ...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csko24/a_young_woman_wants_a_exotic_pet_but_all_her/
Says to the Madame, "I want something kinky!" So she takes him to a room with a bare wood floor, and a tiny light bulb hanging on a string. In the middle is a milk crate with a chicken sitting ...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1csjq92/guy_goes_into_a_brothel/
As the old lady is walking, out of one of the bags there is a hole and every so often a $20 bill falls out. After a while a police officer sees this and approached the lady to tell her that money...
https://oo.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1cse25d/joke_my_grandfather_told_me_translated_from_greek/