What’s going on with the top/back of the dog here, people? Am I looking at a loading error, or did the rendering engine somehow fail? Maybe if we look away while backing up and then re-approach...
Leaving aside all other criteria for a moment including policies, qualifications, and public stances on various issues of social betterment, what we really need is a candidate who would look good...
Your Excellency, despite our best efforts, the culprit has still not … yes, Your Excellency. Yes, I understand. But the peasants, Your Excellency, they … yes, Your Excellency. At once. Sorr...
Buddy, I hate to break this to you, but they found the hidden way into the Chamber of Secrets a while ago. You … you can stop lookin’. (dog 725)
Why don’t we give dogs sunglasses? We keep walkin’ around with our eyeballs armored against the sun like we think it’s gonna burn them right out their sockets if we ain’t careful, but dog...
Did you guys hear about the next Star Wars spinoff movie, The Last Bantha? I guess it’s started filming already. (dog 723)
Quit asking everybody for their “hot take” on why Joss Whedon left Twitter. Some of us don’t know what Twitter is. You’re not even a journalist. (dog 722)
(REUTERS) - Scientists at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory reported today the escape of Prototype M32 from Project Pinecone, a top-secret initiative rumored to be an attempt to create “th...
Who needs a hand moving? You? What about you? These dudes just gotta go drop some TVs off at Merle’s and then they’re gonna swing back around. Make sure to have all your stuff ready, nobody w...
You want them bagels, son, you gon’ have to pass by the Hound of Judgment first. Hound, he gon’ tell you whether you deserve them bagels. More likely'n not, you gon’ get a pass. Hou...
A typical example of the Z-59 Chair Dog series (brown) manufactured by Chrysler from 1998-2012 before losing the license to an aggressive brand expansion by LG. The Z-59 series was optimized for ...
Stare at this image for sixty seconds and then close your eyes to get a fair approximation of what a dog ghost probably looks like. (dog 717)
California Civil Code 64799.78.1 has been amended to require the presence of a Guardian Animal at all newly-planted trees with a trunk diameter of less than 1.24" or with less than 1.08sqm of tot...
So who’s the funny one in this friendship? Just kidding, we can all tell right away. (dog 715)
Well, you know what they say. You tie a pink ribbon ‘round a steel pole, that’s how you catch yourself a spare shadow. You keep it with you 'til the end of your days, when Death comes a-looki...
“Seat’s taken, man. Don’t even – that’s right. Plenty of other chairs around here. Thanks. Thanks.” (dog 713)
Listen, it’s not that I don’t want to come to your magic school and learn potions and sorcery and all that – I mean, who wouldn’t? – it’s just that every time I ask what the tuition c...
How come it’s dogs always gotta guard the gates to the land of the dead and whatnot? Don’t nobody realize them dogs need a break too, sometime? (dog 711)
All right, look. If we ever decide to genetically modify dogs to become as intelligent as humans so we can have dinner parties where everyone sits around a table to share a meal and scintillating...
Click here to support Ruby's Skin Cancer Is Expen$ive by Stacey Andeen : staceyjoy : >> Guys. This is Ruby. She’s eight years old and I got her when she >> was about tw...