Two guys were talking at work. “I’ve got a problem,” said the first one. “What is it?” “My wife has done it to me again. I’m supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birt...
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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/27/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/womans-age/
Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and … ...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/2057/people-jokes/sandy-was-drinking-at-a-pub/
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, … Continue ...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1887/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/a-loyal-wife/
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds ...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1810/people-jokes/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the n...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1886/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/your-horse-called-up/
For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. No longer need them — damn wife knows everything!! The post Wife knows everything appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . S...
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For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do somet...
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A man’s house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. �...
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders anot...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1798/restaurant-jokes/a-cheap-dinner/
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, ”Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat thin...
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10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6...
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM,...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1754/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/arbor-day/
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/542/hospital-jokes/kiss-your-cheek/
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his e...
So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers.” The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, “Give me two more beers.” So the bartender gives him two mor...
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What is the perfect wife? A good-looking, sex-craved, chef who owns a liquor store. The post The perfect wife appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blog: Your ho...
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A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. The wife, being embarrassed by her husband’s loud snoring, decided to bring a n...
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty ye...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/705/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/3-eggs-and-10000-dollars/
”I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!” ”Great trade!” The post Great trade! appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blog: Before and after marri...
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