Today I Fucked Up

My breasts are not that big. I weigh around 60 kg right now, and getting implants is the only way to do something about their size. I’m a shy person and I always feel guilty and resentful of my...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8plot/tifu_destroying_a_relationship_with_a_long_time/

I went to the bar by myself to blow off some steam because my mom is currently in the hospital and it's not looking good. Funny story is I didn't actually drink anything alcoholic because I don't...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8pi3f/tifu_trying_to_help_out_a_random_drunk_girl_in/

Throwaway account. This screwup technically happened yesterday but stems from April 2nd. April 2nd, parents made me homeless. Threw me out with whatever I had packed into my bag after returning...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8pafp/tifu/

Possible Trigger Warning- Vomit So this actually happened a few years ago but it still haunts me to this very day. On mobile so sorry for any formatting errors. So back when I was still in high...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8nuhx/tifu_when_i_went_to_sit_in_the_car/

Throwaway account. The following happened 2 weeks ago, but it's still fresh in my mind 2 weeks later. For the record, this was not my idea. I like having sex with people while they're wide aw...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8muq9/tifu_sleeping_with_my_sleeping_gf/

This F-up happened on Monday, but I figured it out today. Last week I was building a new strut (the piece on a boat that holds the propeller shaft) and needed to have the propeller reconditione...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8htpc/tifu_by_not_making_a_phone_call/

As title suggested, I was drinking with a friend from work and I got so drunk I had a memory gap and did not remember anything beyond a point of the drinking session. The last thing i remembere...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8giuu/tifu_getting_blacked_out_drunk_and_ruining_a/

I threw the TV remote at my mom and it broke. I was sitting on my phone on the couch next no my mom. Her show ended so she threw the TV remote at my head. That's normally what she does, but it'...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8fmfi/tifu_i_threw_the_tv_remote_at_my_mom_and_it_broke/

TIFU royally after I lost my car keys. Hours after taking a walk around the parking lot at work and spending time in my car I realized my car keys were missing. Oh no! There was too much area to ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8eoas/tifu_losing_my_car_keys/

So I'm on holiday in Portugal, and one of the attractions of the place is the fish market. Why not make it myself? Authentic, yet so much cheaper than eating out! (literally €4 compared to €2...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c8aa5y/tifu_by_buying_fish/

There is no normal way to start this. So Most of my friends are jocks or on some sports team, Since I'm a big dude they tried to get me to play some type of sport but I hate sports so I settled o...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c86v3x/tifu_by_telling_my_friends_that_i_make_bacon/

On mobile, so apologies for any formatting issues. This happened the other day, and I’m still cringing about it. For context; I’m an ex-evangelical, single parent, with a septum ring and br...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c84hb2/tifu_by_laughing_at_someones_purity_ring/

TLDR: let an ingrown toenail fester and ended up loosing the entire nail. NSFW Warning because this is gross and if you have a weak stomach I would not read this. This happened on Wednesday n...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c81isi/tifu_by_not_taking_care_of_an_ingrown_toenail/

Hi, the title is pretty self explanatory, but it just is a funny story and I have to talk about it. I joined a new gym 2 weeks ago. I had never seen before many of the machines that are there. ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7yjf5/tifu_by_ripping_my_hair_off_accidentally_because/

TIFU by proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years who has been married before. Her last engagement sucked and her wedding was organised by her previous husbands mother. She had no say in it at all. I ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7wlka/tifu_by_getting_engaged/

Yup, pretty much what the title says but it gets worse. I (20M) was showering and decided to do a bit of trimming downstairs. After I was done I was feeling pretty good and went about my normal a...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7qeqj/tifu_by_putting_pine_needle_oil_on_my_crotch/

So, this didn't happen today but when I was in high school. Still, I thought of it today and it was a pretty dumb move on my part. IDK, I think some people might find it funny. Early 2000s musica...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7q33t/tifu_by_forgetting_my_headphones/

So there I was, stuck in the shower with my ass cheeks fused together like some kind of horrifying science experiment gone wrong. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie, except it was my life ...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7q1hk/tifu_by_gluing_my_ass_cheeks_together/

First date with a nice lady. We're Jewish in New York & it's common to see if we know anyone in common. Asked her if she knows someone I know who lives near her. Told me she knew her when they w...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7lm91/tifu_i_said_too_much_to_a_nice_lady/

Context: April 13th-15th is Songkran festival, Thailand’s New Year festival. Since it’s one of the hottest months of the year the main way we celebrate is by having “water fights” Basical...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7lej9/tifu_by_ignoring_the_quality_of_the_water_in_a/

A little back story, my wife took a pregnancy test roughly 8 weeks ago and tested positive and we're both so excited to be parents. Fast forward until this morning when we had our first scan. Als...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c7gist/tifu_i_fainted_for_the_first_time_in_my_life_at/

Over the last two weeks, there has been a small crew preparing to move the trailer house next door to my Grandma's. She noticed that the old neighbors had a large section of paving stones in fron...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c78jdj/tifu_while_trying_to_get_cheap_yard_labor_from_my/

This happened yesterday evening. I enjoy video games but I don’t usually have much time to myself to play. Wednesdays I usually get to play for a total of an hour in between doing laundry and o...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c75ti6/tifu_leaving_my_partners_laptop_open/

I (25F) live with one roommate (32F). We don’t argue about anything and we’re both pretty chill and open. I’m currently in my 3rd quarter of nursing school and they are applying pressure li...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c6q0b2/tifu_by_letting_my_roommate_hear_me_relieve_stress/

For some background I live in Iraq a mostly Muslim country. Today I was with my family watching TV and there was a news about a dad killing his daughter because she was previously caught with a g...

https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1c6fq2n/tifu_by_saying_that_i_feel_bad_that_a_girl_got/