Allgood Springs, founded in 1833 by the brave and determined Allgood
Family, is a small town located conveniently in beautiful Panamint
Valley. At only a four hour drive to the nearest major highway,
Allgood Springs has its finger on the pulse of metropolitan lifestyle
while still retaining that small-town charm that we all know and love.
While away the hours enjoying air-conditioned full color movies at our
state-of-the-art theater, taking a tour of the uranium mines, the
city’s municipal cactus gardens, or our historic yet very active
cemeteries, ordering a phosphate at the soda fountain or a burger at
our world-famous diner, or peering through the barbed-wire fence at
the nuclear testing facility located just on the other side of Allgood
Springs High School. Visit our museum (home of the largest collection
of unidentified nonhuman bipedal remains in America!) or our library
(make sure to look at our astonishing collection of human-leather
bound tomes!) if you’re feeling scholarly, or make a trip to the
perpetually burning hellish sinkhole behind the DMV (it’s been
burning since 1868, stopping only once for four hours in 1912!) if
you’re looking for some pure down-home hospitality. Allgood Springs!
Come because you are driven, insect-like, to the eerie green glow that
emanates from the poisoned waters that bubble up in the desert. Stay
for the apple pie!
