All Thoughts Work™ Outdoors

Danger lurks around every corner in the wild. When you hike alone the hungry bear doesn’t have to choose, so nature takes its course smoothly. When you factor in other hikers, shit gets weird, ...

https://allthoughtsworkoutdoors.wordpress.com/2016/11/01/psychos-and-thistles-and-bears-oh-my/

Latin is a bitch. It’s a dead, annoying language. Oh, sure, it’s fun to whip out at cocktail parties to impress potential romantic partners but other than that only doctors, lawyers and garde...

https://allthoughtsworkoutdoors.wordpress.com/2016/03/07/you-say-ar-boo-tus-i-say-ar-byoo-tus-2-10-13/

Well, it’s official, my hiking website has finally gotten too big for it’s britches. Maybe that’s why all my Columbia zip-off pants have elastic waistbands? No, actually I’ve simply expan...

https://allthoughtsworkoutdoors.wordpress.com/2014/01/22/new-digs/

Portland, Oregon, is infamous for interminable stretches of dense, wet weather. What nonresidents don’t realize, though, is that every year that hose shuts off around July. Suddenly, clouds par...

https://allthoughtsworkoutdoors.wordpress.com/2013/08/11/hug-point-smorgasbord-with-a-side-of-murre-8-11-13/