ERR0R 4O4

Reclusive, internet connoisseur. Opportunistic, pill-popping drifter. Fluent .gif mouthpiece. Bill collector’s artful dodger. Apathetic draftee of Generation-Y bother. St. Shatterproof Alibi. Duct-tape savvy, combat pragmatist/doomed, swashbuckling MacGyver. Veteran Grifter: dormant but not dead. Incompetent self-assassin. Reluctant survivor turned ticking time-bomb. Qualified but unlikely Final Girl.